Hahaha, Yeah, My Life Sucks

I walked cautiously back into the house. "Hey…"

"Hey…" Seth replied nervously. It looked like he had been either crying or got sprayed with water. In this world, I wouldn't be very surprised if it was the latter.

"Have a fun run?" Jacob asked.

"Yeah, Quil forgot to put the shield back up or whatever so I got to talk to EVERYONE!" I smiled sarcastically, sitting down on the couch next to Seth.

"Where is my twenty bucks Jacob?" Leah laughed.

I looked confused.

"I bet Leah that you'd sit next to her." Jacob mumbled, pulling out his wallet. He handed Leah a green slip of paper.

"Oh, $100!" She smiled.

"What, no, wait." Jacob grabbed for it back.

"Kidding, gosh!" She shook her head. I laughed.

"Only 20? I would've bet more, Lee." I smiled.

"I only need 20 if I want you to kiss Seth." She teased.

"I WAS FOUR!" I whined.

"That's riiiiiiight. Paul did that didn't he?" Jacob asked.

"He was the mastermind, yeah. Actually, he does pay you your money."

Seth was silent. Hmph, didn't he have to be everything I needed him to be? Right now I needed BACK-UP!

"Seth!" I whined, "Back me up here!"

He shrugged.

I raised an eyebrow.

"Think about it, Seth. That bitch right there is your forever." Jacob smiled.

I made a face.

"She's not a bitch." He mumbled.

Leah watched me carefully. "Seth, unless you want her to slap you, I'd really recommend saying something useful."

"I have tons of useful info." I smiled. "Like 'Never tell a girl I really hope we can be friends after a break-up. It's like, I have enough friends, I kinda wanted a boyfriend.' You have to admit, it's a great piece of advice."

Leah nodded in agreement.

Seth chuckled.

Ew, that did NOT just brighten my day! I tried to keep myself composed.

I. hate. Imprinting.

"Sooooooooo…" I poked him. "You alive or what?"

"I'm alive."

"Fantastic!" I bounced.

"Twenty that she'll kiss him." Leah looked at Jacob.

"Uh, a hundred that she won't." He looked at her like she was insane, I was watching them angrily.

"You're betting on my next move?!"

"Yup." They nodded.

"I'll take you shopping when I win." Leah promised.

"Hate shopping." I shook my head.

"Good, make sure I win." Jacob smiled.

"Nah, I hate you too." I teased.

Seth was sorta quiet again. I glared.

"SAY SOMETHING YOU MORON!" I whacked him over the head.

"Ow!" He jumped to the sade.

"SAY SOMETHING ELSE!"

"I don't blame your ex for ditching." Jacob mumbled.

"SHUT UP YOU ASS LICKING MUTT!" Leah and I screamed at the exact same moment.

"Stop bothering her, Jake." Seth glared.

"You see, he loves you." Jacob smiled.

I kissed Seth on the cheek. He frowned.

"You owe me, Jacob Black." Leah raised an eyebrow.

"That was NOT a kiss, Lee." He shook his head.

"It was too."

"You owe her." I nodded.

And so it began. Boys vs girls, a fight to the death over who won the money. This was going to be so much fun!

Yeah, life sucks.

Haha, live with it.