Wait…WHAT?!

Leah smiled as she took her money from Jacob. Jacob was quite literally fuming and Seth was somewhere between laughing and screaming. I myself was laughing way too hard.

A phone rang.

"Hold on." Leah sighed as she got up to get it.

"Hey, Shea, Aiden's on the phone." She called.

"Tell him I died."

"I'm really sorry, Aiden, she's dead at the moment." She spoke into the receiver, "No, I can't take a message, she died. No, I do not talk to spirits. Aiden, AIDEN! I DON'T CARE! SHE'S DEAD!"

Aiden said something.

"Yes, I know she's technically alive, but for all intents and purposes, she's dead." She turned to look at me with her hand over the little microphone thing and mouthed "Why the hell did I say that?!"

"No, Ian. She will not talk to you. She's breathing like a racehorse at the moment. Yes, she was out for a run. Hell, yeah I know your secret. Well, that's Carolyn's problem. Yes, Jennie can call her later. No, Liz is not welcome to at the time being."

I watched.

"Because Liz is a stupid name. WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? JACOB BLACK?!" She screamed.

"Not funny, Lee." Jacob muttered.

"Yes, she's happy here. No, I am not allowed to reveal that top-secret information. Oh, in that case, GOOD-BYE!" She slammed the phone down.

"I love your cousin."

"I do too." I laughed.

"And Jennie is going to call in three, two, one—perfect." She sighed as the phone rang again. "You can get that."

"Hey, Jen." I spoke quietly, "Can we just talk 'bout this later? I have LOADS to tell you but Jake is here."

"It's important! It's about the Mexicans!" She complained.

"I'll call you on my cell." I promised. "Wait…WHAT MEXICANS?!"

A/N

Yeah, I know this is prob my SHORTEST chapter yet! I was runnin outta idears for it cause of jennie needin to b talkin to shea! At this bright and cheery moment I thank my first review on this fic by Bambi. I thank my beta reader, u r da awesomest beta evrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love my couz Jennie 4 lettin me use her.

Haha I didn't ask permission from Aiden, Lizzy, or my made-up charrie (Eric) to use their names. Aiden, thnx 4 torturing me. Liz, love ya like my sis! Just don't go stealin me bf's!!!! grrrrrrr! I think I do have a couz named Carolyn…but shes waaaaaaaaaaaaaay older than me and im not good with me couz-over-19's names. I don't think I personally know an Eric…whoops. Technically I didn't get permission from Jennie either, but I showed her the fic, counts for something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love u like me sis too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And a warning, if I use the name Ian, I mean Aiden. The twins always screw me up. (theyre twins in rl)

Love yall!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lolz

Sasha

P.S.-no offense about the whole "Mexicans" thing. Its an inside joke where I put (in another fic im currently throwin at me beta) "Whoa, there are wolves in MEXICO?!" and the Mexican wolves r gonna b all "THERE ARE AMERICAN WOLVES?!" so yeah.