Hostage Situation

I leaned backwards forgetting, for a moment, I was sitting on Seth's lap. I bumped into his head. OW! I chose to shake my head and whip my hair in his eyes.

"What the hell?!"

"Stop bitching about it, Seth." I rolled my eyes.

"I wasn't—JACOB, I wasn't bitching was I?" Seth asked for confirmation.

"I don't know, she pays more attention to you than I do." He shrugged. "No, LEE, THAT IS A TREE! WE DON'T DRIVE INTO THOSE!"

"I KNOW that, Jacob Black." Leah swerved madly back onto the road.

"I can drive better!" I called.

"So can I." Seth mumbled.

"Oh, no one asked you, Seth!" I snapped. "And please remember to buy shirts next time you're shopping."

"Not everyone is fortunate enough to phase into clothes." He barked.

"Do imprints always fight like this?" Leah asked Jacob, "Because so far, I'm not liking it…"

"I've never seen imprints fight like this…" Jacob trailed off when I hit Seth on the head with a wrench I found tucked under the seat in the exact same spot Aiden keeps his. Car freaks.

"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" Seth shouted.

"FOR TOUCHING ME!" I screamed back.

"I honestly like the psychology I need for the sappy love thoughts and the kissing better than the hearing aid I need for this." Leah sighed.

"Seriously." Jacob agreed.

"JACOB, TELL HER TO STOP!" Seth held my hands behind my back.

"Nah, even a hearing aid isn't worth the risk; she's as dangerous as your sister." Jacob shrugged.

He realizes that sentence just made NO sense…or not to me.

I wriggled free of his grasp.

"Seth, just whack her over the head with a wrench, knock her out." He suggested.

"I can't, what if I hurt her?"

"That's the point." I stated simply.

"We're here!" Leah jumped out of the car as soon as it stopped. I struggled fervently to get out of the damn seat. A luggage avalanche covered Jacob when he opened the other door. I used that as my escape instead and landed on his head as he was getting up.

"Morning!" I said cheerfully and skipped away.

It wasn't a fun morning. By two o'clock that afternoon, Seth and I had been screaming so long Leah had tried to tape our mouths shut with duct tape. That didn't go over too well…

Charlie, well, actually, I thought his name was Chief Chuck Goose, but it's apparently Charlie Swan. They're both birds, it works. Anyways, Charlie came over to the Clearwater household because he's been hanging with the Mrs. for a while. Or, at least that's what I've been told. So as he walks in the door, he sees what seems to be a hostage situation. A girl he probably can't remember and Seth are trapped in chairs tied up with duct tape over their mouths trying to kill each other.

He kinda looked at us funny, said "Hi, Shea." Confirming that he did remember me, then proceeded to untie us.

Upon being untied, we started fighting again.

So Jacob and Leah come back, gosh only knows where they had gone, see Charlie, smile innocently (yes, Jacob too) and tell us to "please shut the fuck up." Now, I may be paraphrasing there, but that was their point.

After Charlie left, he had given a speech about holding hostages directed at Leah and Jacob, with Mrs. Clearwater to go see a movie, we were screaming even louder because no parents were home.

It was kind of funny when Mrs. Clearwater was here though, she said how I had grown up to be such a wonderful young lady, then she yelled at Seth for being such a jerk for screaming at me.

Have I mentioned yet how much I loved her?

Anyways, Jacob and Leah were getting really bored with our constant bickering.

I glanced at the clock as I screamed another insult, five.

"SETH, SHUT HER UP!" Jacob yelled, covering his ears.

HOLY SHIT!

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A/N

Thanks to all of those who have subscribed!!!!!!! Thanks again Horse Racing Girl for another wonderful comment! I agree, my last chapter was completely random! At least 250% of that, maybe more, was pure random! Sleepovers with my friends and I r hilarious, I think it's a general statement for all girls.

Now, question for all of you. Should Shea proceed (my word of the day) to jump up and down on Seth's head when he's under a cot looking for a cell phone?

I get all the random junk from real life. Including that. My life is very messed up, obviously. No, I don't usually get my kicks from tormenting people, it's not for kicks. I only jumped on his head by accident! He went under the cot at a very bad time, I had already been jumping.

He may be missing a few brain cells.

His loss.

A piece of advice. If you ever get a concussion (I really hope you don't) never look at the glass window-type thing when ur in the scan because if you try really hard to read the backwards lettering you get.

WARNING

Do not look at beam while machine is in operation.

My friend and I both found that out. Me last May and her two days ago. And its okay if the people fail to give you aspirin and they put earmuffs on themselves and then go into a quiet room, they just want the pain to kill you.

Yes, very LOOOOOOONG note and a very random topic for the most part, but I just want to warn the population!

Hmmm…maybe I'll give someone in the story a concussion…

THANKS GUYS!

Sasha/GIMH/Shaaaaaa