Woo next chapter xD so its official, Sasuke is eventually going to flip a fat bitch on someone. Lol and people seemed to like that expression like I do…anyway Naruto's PV

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After lunch is only one more class. And soon I would have math, when the semester changed. I was actually glad it was so short because its so hard. I've already retaken geometry once and I'm hoping the next time around it will get much easier. But before the semester changes I have to struggle through English with Kakashi-sensei. I mean sure his lessons are easy enough and the material we get is fun but the IAMBIC PENTAMETER(1) is so hard!! How did good old Bill Shakespeare write like that for so long?! I walked hand in hand with Sasuke to English. We had it together and I kind of wished I hadn't signed up for Honors. But then again Sasuke bullied me into it, but I also kinda wished Hitoko was in our class…She had Trigonometry instead. Her time to take Honors was next semester. And the longing for Hitoko to be next to me walking down the hall instead of Sasuke was only made worse by what I had been doing instead of eating lunch today. I didn't regret my decision but I knew I either had to break it off with Itachi or just tell Sasuke what I really felt. Either thing was not on the top of my to do list. As we took our seats next to each other I realized that everyone in the room was staring at us. I mean it wasn't the first time they'd seen us together so why act like they hadn't? I refused to look at them after a moment, resigning to staring at the board in the front until Kakashi-sensei walked in.

" YOUR LATE KAKASHI-SENSEI!" Everyone yelled, except Sasuke. Kakashi rubbed the back of his head and placed a stack of papers on to the small table he kept in the front. It was where he liked to sit instead of behind a desk. He sat down stood in front of the board and smiled through his turtle neck that always seemed to be pulled over his face.

" Well kids you see I went off campus for lunch today. And while I was out a black cat crossed my path so then I had to pick up the cat and punt it across the street to avoid bad luck! And as soon as I did a member of an animal rights group walked by and started yelling at me about being cruel. Then he called some of his friends and they started to protest me. I began running for my life at that point only thinking of my students who needed to be taught. They chased me into this bank in the middle of a robbery! I thought I would never get out of there alive! But a few minutes later the police busted in and saved us at the last minute. And then I remember the reason I came out to the insane world in the first place, I wanted some fried rice from the wok down the block! And I just got back, you kid were on my mind the entire time!!" He explained using his arms for dramatic effect. You could tell from the looks on all the peoples faces in the room that no one bought it. " Uh but enough about me…take out your books a flip to where we left off in Romeo and Juliet. Can anyone tell me what has just happened? We didn't get very far so everyone should know."

I raised my hand. And Kakashi gestured to me. " Well two of the Capulet guys were out strolling for a brawl and making jokes when they come across Montages who are they're enemies. And so they start making gestures like biting their thumbs and giving them dirty looks."

Kakashi nodded and started to call on people to read. I only found it ironic that Ryuu Pak was picked to play a Capulet, and Sasuke a Montague. I mean Ryuu hated gay people so much he went to a pride parade to egg couples as they walked past. As Kakashi sat down they began to read out of the book.

( Quick warning note thing, its going to be choppy. Also Sasuke is going to be Benvolio and this Ryuu person is going to be Tybalt…ok? Ok…anyway I'm going to skip lines….hope you don't mind. )

One of the boys spoke slowly, and clearly trying not to trip up on the old English, " Do you bite your thumb at us sir?"

Another replied, " Is the law on," he paused then corrected his mistake, "of our side, if I say ay?"

A third replied. " No. Dude I got the easy line."

" Quiet you." Kakashi scolded. But then everyone settled down again and started to go over more of their lines trying to make they didn't say them wrong and look stupid.

" No, sir, I do not bit my thumb at you, sir, but I do bite my thumb, sir."

" Do you quarrel sir?"

" Quarrel sir? No sir!"

" If you do, sir, I am for you: I serve as good a man as you."

" No better."

" You lie!"

" And they fight." Kakashi said looking up from the book with a happy expression on his face. " Now enter Benvolio."

Sasuke took a breath, I knew he'd been studying his lines since he didn't want to look stupid. I bet Ryuu didn't even know where we were in this play, he's probably just flirting with the girl behind him like he does everyday.

" Part fools! Put up your swords; you know not what you do!" Sasuke said coolly. Then sensei explained how he Benvolio withdrew his sword and broke up the fight until Tybalt came in.

" What art thou do…drawn among these heartless hinds? Turn thee, Benvolio, look upon thy death." Ryuu said, staring at Sasuke with nothing but utter disgust in his eyes. I knew he really meant those words, and so did Sasuke. But the Uchiha decided to ignore it.

" I do but keep the peace: put up thy sword, or manage it to part these men with me." Sasuke said back keeping his cool, and making sure the lines were delivered with expertise. He could be an actor if he wanted to be, he had looks and talent.

" What, drawn, and talk of peace! I hate the word, as I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee: have at thee coward!" he said and as soon as it was over Ryuu bolted up from his seat a rushed Sasuke. I barely had time to blink before both were on the ground fighting each other. Most of the boys encouraged the fight, except for Sai and Kiba who got up as soon as I did. I pulled Ryuu off Sasuke and onto his feet, he looked at me arrogantly and shoved me. So I pulled back and Sasuke grabbed my fist. Kiba and Sai were standing behind us, ready to come in if needed. " What's wrong Sasuke have to have your girlfriend fight all your battles for you? Aw how touching!"

But before Ryuu could even get a proper laugh out with his buddies Sasuke delivered a punch to his stomach that knocked the wind completely out of him. He fell to the floor and wheezed. Kakashi stood over Ryuu and pointed to the door. He stood up and Sasuke glared, standing in front of me. Ryuu walked out of the door, knowing where that path would lead him.

" Unfortunately you too Sasuke." Kakashi said. " You did retaliate."

" And I would do it again to." Sasuke said walking out the door. Then everyone sat down again, almost displeased that the fight was over. Kiba took the spot next to me and Sai sat behind me, making sure we sat where none of Ryuu's buddies could get us. People continued the reading and Sensei was doing a good job of making it seem like the fight didn't happen. Before I knew it the bell rang and I made sure I made it out of there before his friends could catch me. When I realized no one was chasing after me I slowed my pace and relaxed a little. I made it out to the sidewalk and began the long trek home, when Itachi pulled up next to me, with Sasuke in the car with him. Sasuke rolled down his window.

" Hey do you wanna come over? Itachi says its ok even though I got suspended for punching Ryuu. But he got expelled though, so I guess It could have been worse." Sasuke said. I nodded and got into the car. Itachi smirked and sped all the way to their house.

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1. Iambic pentameter is a way to write poetry, its how William Shakespeare wrote all of his I think. It consists of ten syllables that make a beat. But the beat has to be the same through the whole thing and fuck that's hard!

Look like some excitement for Sasuke. But oh Sasuke is taking Naruto to his humble abode. This should prove to be exciting. But I guess you'll have to find out next time.

Naruto: What a dick
me: Its sad that people are actually like that D:
Naruto: THEY DON'T SUPPORT THE GAY PEOPLE!!!
Me: I DO! But do you?!
Sai: I have no problems with it
me: See Sai is cool with it.
Naruto: weirdo…this was Hitoko-sama