Requested by hen-na-neko
(Set to the tune of "We wish you a Merry Christmas)
We wish you an evil Christmas,
We wish you a hateful Christmas,
We wish you a fright'ning Christmas,
And a traitorous New Year.
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Good tidings to you,
From Akatsuki,
Good tidings for Christmas,
And a traitorous New Year.
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Hi, my name's Itachi,
I turned on and killed my fam'ly,
And my emo little brother hates me,
But I'm still sexy.
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Good tidings to you,
From Akatsuki,
Good tidings for Christmas,
And a traitorous New Year.
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Hi, my name's Deidara, (yeah)
My hands have mouths on 'em (yeah)
And I can make a sculpture better,
Than anyone here, (yeah)
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Good tidings to you,
From Akatsuki,
Good tidings for Christmas,
And a traitorous New Year.
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Hi, my name's Sasori,
I can make puppets out of people,
Some have called me a sadist,
But they can't speak anymore. (heh heh)
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Good tidings to you,
From Akatsuki,
Good tidings for Christmas,
And a traitorous New Year.
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Hi, I'm Akatsuki leader,
You don't know anything about me.
And nobody's seen my face.
So the joke is on you!
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Good tidings to you,
From Akatsuki,
Good tidings for Christmas,
And a traitorous New Year.
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We wish you an evil Christmas,
We wish you a hateful Christmas,
We wish you a fright'ning Christmas,
And we'll be seeing you next week.
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A/N: Whew! Longest carol yet! My hands are ti-red! Next, by request, is Sakura. Any other requests must be submitted in review form. NO, that wasn't a surreptitious way of asking for reviews. (nervous, guilty giggle) (sweatdrop)