Hii! Welcome to Chapter 2! Things start getting better from here on!

Oh, and if you haven't figured it out yet the title has nothing to do with the actual story.

I screamed like hell as I fell out of the light. "AH MY FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK!!!!" I could hear my own voice echoing from the top as if I had fallen down a well. Oh yeah! Like Kagome from Inuyasha. Only this is better!

"AHHHHHH-" My scream was muffled when I fell onto something hard-but not hard enough to break my neck. I hard something underneath me crunch and I was too shocked to scream or yell-I think I was paralyzed. WHAT THE HELL HAD I FALLEN ONTO? IT FELT LIKE A BRICK!

Suddenly, the object underneath me moved and I yelled, scared outta my pants. I fell over and landed onto a mat and lay there in pain, on my back. I didn't hear any cracking sounds, but I could of sworn that a bone was broken……only it was hiding……………………..somewhere….

"Ug…ugh."

I turned around in surprise. Whoa?! Who knew! There was a person lying on her side, with her back turned facing away from me, making sounds of pain. Only her voice sounded very manly and I couldn't help but frown. Gross! A Man-woman!

I got up, ignoring the pain of my almost broken back. I stood up on my feet and stared at the person, trying to figure out if "it" was a girl or a boy.

"Wha..what.." The he-she turned it's neck and looked up at me. I stared down at it and gasped.

"EW!" I yelled, caught off guard. We were both startled by my sudden shout. But so what? I couldn't help screaming-it wasn't my fault, because who knew that the figure on the ground with long, silky, blue hair actually had the face of a man?!

The guy glared as me as I quickly covered my mouth. That was actually very rude of me, saying, "Ew!" like that to his face. His manly face.

Before I could apologize and wonder where the hell he came from, a random door behind us burst open and a girl around my age with shortish black hair charged in with a white-haired boy with lines on his faces behind her.

Oh, and the girl was definitely a girl this time-I was absolutely sure.

"KANDA!" She yelled, hurrying in through the door. "What was that crash?!"

I stared at the three people in the room-first at the short haired girl, then at the boy with the messy white hair, and finally at the long, blue haired man. Or woman.

Then I groaned.

"My god!" I thrust my head back tiredly. "What is this, a hair salon for the circus?"

I expected them to kick me in the shins or something-I didn't even care-I was already in too much pain to feel anything else. But instead of beating me up, the black haired girl just ignored me like I wasn't even there and bounced over to the guy on the floor quickly.

That was even more insulting!

"Kanda!" The girl got onto her knees and felt the guy's forehead. "Kanda?!"

The blue haired guy named Kanda slowly looked up at her without any expression.

"Um." I said as I watched the two. "Is his name actually Kanda? Because what kind of a name is Kanda, even?" It sounded like….panda. Only for some reason it sounded annoyingly familiar.

The black haired girl lifted her head and looked at me, as if she was actually seeing me for real this time. And unlike the Kanda guy, she didn't glare at me like I had just said "Hey, guess what? I poked a hole in your parachute! Now let's ride!"

"Hi…hi…uh..hi!" She blinked at me, and then looked down again-and we all did-because the Kanda guy had just mumbled something. Then she looked up again at me.

"Who are YOU?"

"I-I-I'll tell you WHAT she is!"

Kanda shot death glares at me and gritted his teeth together. "You-you MACHINE of the Earl!" He spat in pain. "You-you disguise yourselves as humans and pretend to be one of us! But I know what you really are, you damned bastard of an akuma!"

"AKUMA?!" the others in the room spun around to look at me.

I would have had a great comeback to that, but the only problem was I had no idea what Kanda had just said. It sounded like words coming out of a guy that needed cookies. And what the hell was an akuma?

"What the hell is an akuma?" I asked, but nobody seemed to care about my questions.

"Kanda, stop being rude-shes not an akuma!" The white haired boy came to my defense. I blinked and inspected his frame more closely. There was a weird star tattoo above on of his eyes, and there was also a line that went from his forehead straight down his eye. Wow.

The black haired girl spun around and frowned at Kanda anxiously.

"Geez Kanda! Where did you hit your head? Have you forgotten about Allen's eye? There's only an akuma around if he says so!"

Kanda still had the same eyes of hatred though, and it was beginning to scare me. Yeah, I had landed on top of him somehow, but that was an accident and he didn't have to hold a grudge and look at me with coldness like that!

"I know about his eye, Lenalee!" Kanda snarled. "But I also know that the Earl has been creating more advanced Akuma-who knows! Maybe they are now immune to Allen's eye!"

I glanced at Lenalee and the Allen boy. They both remained silent for a moment.

Lenalee gazed down at the ground, sadness reflecting in her eyes. "Tha-thats….true. The Earl is getting stronger." Then she glanced up at me and grabbed my arm, her violet eyes filled with determination. I yelped in surprise.

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid were going to have to take you to my brother Komui for an inspection. Please forgive us." Her voice sounded serious.

Wait, what?

I tried to jerk my arm away from her, but Lenalee's grip was hard like stone, which surprise me a lot. I didn't expect her to be so strong.

"Bitch!" I yelled, and lifted my free hand to slap her. Before I could do so though, the white haired Allen boy had grabbed it in a firm hold. Now I was trapped!

"WHATS WRONG WITH YOU RAPISTS?!" I shouted in confusion. Who were these people and what did they even want? And why the hell was I even here, in this strange place filled with strange people that dressed strangely? Like, what the hell? What kind of super mini skirt was that Lenalee girl even wearing? Oh, and where were those sucker servants when I actually needed them?!

"Miss, calm down!"

I turned to look at white haired Allen with the British accent. He still had his hands around my other arm firmly, and I could tell that he wasn't going to let go anytime soon.

"Miss, please." The boy said. "We won't harm you, so please calm down."

Weirdly enough, his voice did soothe me a little-it made me less confused.

"Yeah, but I don't even know you!" I cried, exasperated.

The boy smiled sweetly. "In that case, I'm Allen Walker, she's Lenalee, and he-"Allen gestured his hand towards the blue haired guy-"Is Kanda."

"Che." Kanda turned his head away."Damn Akuma."

I was about to ask again what an akuma was and why was everybody calling me one, but I was too stunned to get mad.

"Allen Walker?" I said strangley. "Allen Walker. Walker. Allen. Walker. Allen." I kept saying that-where had I heard that name before?

"Yes, my name is Allen Walker." The boy kept smiling, but I could tell that it wasn't completely pure and that he was very careful and nervous fore some reason. I guessed it was probably because of the whole "akuma" deal, whatever it was. "Um miss, now we are going to take you down to the lab, okay?'

"Asshole!"

Lenalee smiled nervously and he ignored my foul words. Along with the girl in the mini skirt, he pulled my out of the door, leaving Kanda in the room alone at the corner. Before Lenalee closed the door, she smiled at Kanda, who was still on the ground, only now with his legs crossed spiritually.

I stared at him in shock. Wait-he was healed already? What had happened to all the crunching sounds from his bones that I had heard when I had fallen on top of him? I felt dizzy-this place that I was in was filled with unbelievable things.

"Um, Kanda?" Lenalee said in a clear voice while Allen kept dragging me out of the room.

The blue haired guy glanced up at her and looked annoyed.

"We'll be back after we see if she's an akuma, alright?"

Lenalee smiled at Kanda, but he just rolled his eyes.

"Che."

Then Allen dragged me out of the room and Lenalee closed the door behind her quietly. I looked around the area and shuddered. We were in a creepy dark hallway that was freakishly long. The corridor was lit up by candles hanging on the walls and the walls were made out of stone. I felt like I was in the medieval times, only this place was much cleaner. Maybe Lenalee did all of the cleaning.

We walked through the corridors in silence, and the footsteps were all I could hear echoing through the halls. Allen dragged me along while Lenalee walked behind us. I was pretty sure that I had traveled to Hogwarts-the place looked exactly like that school, only it wasn't filled with chattering witches and wizards (little did she know that it was actually filled with retarded exorcists).

"Um, Allen?" We turned around and I flinched at the name Allen. UGH!

"Yes Lenalee, what is it?"

I didn't listen to Allen and Lenalee's conversation at all- I was beginning to feel reaaally strange.

Allen. Allen. Allen Walker.

Where had I heard those damned names before?! Why were they so familiar?

I was pulled along again by Allen, who made it seem it was okay to touch me.

"Let go!" I growled. "I'm not gonna run away!"

Allen obeyed and he let me walk by myself. I walked in front while he and Lenalee walked behind me. I was still trying to figure out why these names were so familiar.

Allen. Kanda. Allen. Kanda.

But it felt like the sentence was missing something!

Allen. Kanda. Allen. Kanda.

I still couldn't figure out where these names had come from.

Allen. Kanda. Allen. Kanda.

How was it even possible that I knew these names? Kanda was such a gay name-and I wasn't really familiar with gay names like that because unlike these people, everyone around me had NORMAL names, like my anime loving friend Jess for example. THAT was a normal name. Jess.

I gasped.

Jess? Anime?

Suddenly I was pulled into a flashback, from when I was sitting on the bench with Jess and we were talking about her stupid anime obsession.

You know what D Grayman is, right?

The words began to swirl in my head like a cotton candy machine.

Coolest anime ever, yeah? I mean, Allen Walker is just soooo cuteee! And oh-Lavi and his hammer are just tooo cool! And Kanda is just awesome, isn't he?

I was tossed out of the flashback suddenly and into reality. Allen and Lenalee surprised me by crowding over my face, staring at me strangely. That basically meant that two characters from an anime were staring at me strangely.

"Um, are you okay?"

I ignored Lenalee's question. Of course I wasn't! I had basically just figured out that something crazier than crazy was going on, and nothing could even be done to explain the crap! I just kept staring at Allen, and my mouth dropped open. Was that why everybody's hair was all weird and unrealistic?! Was that why Kanda looked like a girl even though he was actually just a guy that just looked like a girl? Was that why Lenalee's skirt was shorter than short? Did that explain why she had violet eyes and she was so pretty?

Actually nevermind-I was prettier!

But still! What the hell was going on? All of these characters were from that anime called D Gayman! I mean, D Grayman! That wasn't even right! Why was I here, in this place filled with D Grayman people?! And all of the names of the characters were the exact same ones that Jess had gushed over! There was cute Allen walker, awesome Kanda, random Lenalee….

I nearly choked on my own spit.

Allen rushed over to my side with a worried expression on his face. "Are you sure you don't need medical attention?" He wanted to know.

I spun around and touched his face, making him shout in surprise. I think I was going crazy.

"Allen…Allen Walkerrrr??!!" I gasped, even though I already knew his name. Then I started to trace to star on above his eye with my finger tips slowly.

"Yeee..yes miss?" I was scaring the shit out of the poor boy.

"Allen!" Lenalee yelled at him, and then she pointed at me. How rude. "I-I –I think that she IS an akuma!" She stammered, while Allen stretched out his arm.

"Alright! Innocence, acti-"

I grabbed Allen by his arm. "ALLEEEN-KUN!!!" I cried, clinging on to his arm. "WHAT ARE YOU DOOOOOING?"

"Quick , Allen! Activate your innocence!" Lenalee was screaming now for some reason. So loud! "That is so akuma behavior!!!"

I spun around and growled at her. "I don't know what in the anime world you are TALKING about!" I snarled pissed off that I was having this stupid anime dream. I think it was a dream. I hoped. How else would Kanda, Allen, and Lenalee be here then?

"But you know what Lenalee? Your stupid little anime powers can't do A BIT of damage on me! Because this is MY dream! And I don't know WHY I'm having this dream, because Jess is the one that watches anime everyday and D Grayman and all of the characters like Allen Walker, Kanda, and oh yeah what's his face, the guy who apparently has a hammer or something called-"

-BAMSHMABABAM!"

"Ow!" I cried, rubbing my head. I was too busy telling that stupid anime girl about my dream I hadn't realized where I was going. Wait. If it was actually a dream, then why did my head….hurt?

"Here."

I looked up and saw that a strong looking hand was offering to help me up. I grabbed it and glanced up to see who it was.

I blinked.

Standing before me was cute guy that had red hair sticking out from under a green head band. The part that scared me the most about him though was that he looked like a pirate with an eye patch on his right eye and he was carrying a giant hammer.

Wait-HE WAS CARRYING A GIANT HAMMER?!

"Uh-hi!" The guy smiled like a kid, showing lots of teeth. "I'm-"

"LAVI!"

I grabbed his shirt tightly, terrified. "You..you're Lavi, aren't you?"

....was this really a dream?

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PS!!!. I really! don't want the name of this story to be Kanda steals Lenalee's kidney, but I have no choice because my brain seems to be stuck on deciding a name. Name reccomendations reccomended! lol bye!