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I grabbed his shirt tightly, terrified. "You..you're Lavi, aren't you?"

................................................was this really a dream?

Allen and Lenalee gaped at me, their mouths wide open, surprise written on their faces.

"What?"I said to the two drooling idiots.

Then I realized that I was still clutching Lavi's shirt, a handful of fabric still grasped in my hands. Realizing this, I quickly, released his white shirt, startling him. He took a step back and I saw that the white fabric was all crumply because I was holding on so tightly.

"Sorry." I mumbled, then lifted my head so I could get a good look at him.

"But you ARE Lavi, aren't you?"

I wanted to know for sure.

The red head just looked down at me (yeah, there's that much of a height difference) and stared at me with his shiny emerald eyes.

"Yeah!" He said happily, totally opposite of what I expected. I thought he would have said something like:"You stalker." But instead, he was grinning.

"How did you know?"

I felt a wave of disappointment wash over me. Yeah I know-this Lavi guy was super hot, but at that moment the thing I wanted him to say the most wasn't "Hey let's go out!" but instead I wanted him to say, "No, I'm not Lavi! What kind of a name is Lavi? I'm actually Alex, and I go to the school across the street from yours that doesn't look a thing like this creepy Hogwarts building that has an obsession with something called akumas!"

If only he had said something like that instead-then I wouldn't feel a jolt of depression.

"You know," I said to him. "If you weren't Lavi then maybe this wouldn't be D Gayman. I mean, uh, D Grayman. But since Jess said that you carry a giant hammer around"-I glanced up at the huge weapon-"This totally proves that I am having a very retarded dream. About anime."

Lavi just blinked back at me in confusion and I glared at him.

Stupid innocent anime blinks!

Lenalee interrupted everything suddenly as she came up to Lavi and spoke her cute little voice that was really annoying.

"Ne, Lavi?"

Blink. Blink.

"What?"

"Why are you carrying around your hammer in the first place?"

Lenalee pointed at the giant thing that Lavi was holding on his shoulders. The redhead laughed. Cause it's rexing time!!! (lol ignore that)

"Well, Lenalee. Because I heard you and Allen screaming something about an akuma-" Lavi suddenly looked up and glanced around in confusion. "Hey! Where IS the akuma? Wasn't there an akuma here?"

Lenalee smiled nervously. "Um well, we THINK there might be-"

I interrupted Lenalee by gasping. "Akuma!" I exclaimed, then I turned to Lavi to his surprise and poked him. "Yes Lavi, there IS an akuma around here, because I'm the akuma! Oh right, and I still don't know what an akuma is, yet I'm being dragged to some lab to be checked out to see if I'm REALLY an akuma! Very fair, isn't that so?"

Lavi scratched the back of his head. "Wait." He said, confused. "Who are you again?"

Allen Walker stepped up beside me and laughed nervously. "Uh, were not sure who she is actually." Then he turned to me. "My apologies, but may I know your name?"

"Fine." I said. "My name is Dior. Dior Snow. And not this akuma shit you guys are talking about. Got it?"

Lenalee tried to force a smile. "Well then, uh..hi Dior!"

Then she pushed me along the hallway. "We have to get down to the lab now, okay?"

I walked along without protesting, because there was no point. I was here and that was for sure. And I didn't know where here was. Except all the people had gay names and that they were very beautiful. And everything seemed to match up with this anime called D Grayman.

"Wait, Lenalee? Where are you taking her? Can I come?"

We turned around and saw Lavi still standing there with his hammer, waiting for an explanation.

"Why is she even here?"

Lenalee sighed. "I'll explain it to you later, kay? We are just really suspicious about her being an akuma. Come with us down to the lab!"

"Are you sure she's an akuma though?" Lavi asked and looked down at me from head to toe. "She really doesn't dress like one."

I glared at him then glanced down at what I was wearing-which was totally normal. I was wearing jeans that fit on perfectly like a second skin, a normal shirt that said Juicy on it, and flats. Which by the way, were from Marc by marc jacobs-yup I was wearing a pair of mouse flats! That weren't so cheap!

When I looked up, everybody burst out laughing. I glared at Lenalee first-she was trying not to laugh but wasn't doing a good job at it. How DARE she giggle when her own skirt was making her look like a slut?! Then I spun around and stared at Lavi, who was laughing hysterically like my clothes were the funniest things ever. Like he was the one to talk! He looked like a pirate wannabe with those boots and pants! And what was with the eye patch? Finally I turned to Allen and he was covering his mouth up, trying not to be rude. But underneath that hand I could tell his mouth was curved up into a huge smile-like he had the right to! He was dressed like he was from another century! A WAITER from another century! Yet everybody was laughing at ME!

"Webkinz!" I yelled, shuting them up.

All three of them looked at me-Lenalee and Allen turned to a serious expression while Lavi was still laughing in the corner while looking at my shoes. It wasn't even that funny compared to what THEY were all wearing. But I could tell that worse things were going to come in my way. Worse things than the dress code.

Soon.

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"Hey, want to know something?" I said to the man with blue hair that was wearing glasses. Lavi, Lenalee, and Allen were down at the lab with me with Lenalee's brother Komui (another strange name), who was getting some machines ready to get me checked out and see if I was really an akuma. This was something that I STILL didn't know about.

"What?" Komui lifted up his head.

I smiled at him sweetly. "You're ugly."

Everyone gasped.

Well, he wasn't really ugly. He was after all, the brother of the beautiful Lenalee (I'm still prettier!). But I needed to say something to piss everyone off, because they had pissed me off a lot by laughing at my clothes-which were very normal. I glanced at Lenalee, who was standing beside the door to the lab-she looked like she was holding back the urge to rip my head off-but she was still smiling, which was really annoying. Beside her, I saw Allen and Lavi exchange glances, but Lavi was trying not to laugh. Then I looked at Komui.

Lenalee's brother pushed up his glasses. "Eh-hem." He coughed.

"WAHHH!!! THAT'S NOT EFFIN TRUE!!!"

Suddenly, Komui had burst into tears and was banging his head onto one of his weird machines. Lenalee quickly rushed over and patted him on the back.

"Don't worry!" She said, comforting her brother. "They are all lies!" She lifted her head and tried to smile at me, which disgusted me a lot. Ugh! Why did she always have to put on a smile?!

A few minutes later, after Komui had put something weird inside my mouth, I heard everybody release the breath that they were holding in. Komui took the purple machine out of my mouth and checked it. What was going on? What was the disgusting purple machine that was in my mouth? It tasted horrible, along with many of the other devices that were put into me to check if I was an akuma or not.

"She's one hundred percent HUMAN!!!" He shouted happily.

Everybody else danced around in joy as I sat there in the seat. Of course I was human! What else would I be, a vampire? Ohh, woot Edward Culllen! Pshhh. Yeah right!

"Dior!" Allen came up to me smiling. "I'm so glad! You're not an akuma! You're not a weapon of the Earl!!!" Then he tried to give me a hug, but I pushed him away just in time.

"Whoa, hold on." I said, getting tired of this dream. If it really was a dream! "Ever since I landed on top of the Kanda guy, I've had no idea what you guys were talking about."

Suddenly, it became quiet and everybody turned their eyes on me. Komui and Lenalee, who were hugging each other, released each other and stared at me. Lavi, who was dancing, stopped. Allen blinked at me.

"Well, of course you wouldn't!" Allen laughed. "Most people don't know about the Order, either. But how did you even get INSIDE of headquarters?"

I wished they had asked me that before I came to the lab.

"I don't know, okay?" I cried. "All I know is that my dad's servants were chasing me to get back to the Snow estate and then something happened and I ended up on top of Kanda. And I thought he was a girl. And you guys accused me of being an akuma and dragged me down here. What IS an akuma?!"

Lenalee blinked at me. "Surely you have heard of an akuma?"

I shook my head.

"That's not possible! They've been increasing numbers lately, and there are very very few places left that haven't been attacked by akumas. Haven't you at least SEEN one of those machines before that look like clowns? I mean, the place that you are from-have akumas never been there?"

Clown-machines? Never seen one in my life.

"No, I don't know what you are talking about." I said-I was starting to feel homesick now-wherever home was. I was also wishing that the servants would wake me up from this nightmare.

"Where are you from?" Lavi asked, looking at me intently with his deep green eyes.

"Vancouver." I replied. "You know, city responsible for hosting the winter games 2010?"

Lenalee and Komui gasped.

"What?"

Komui jumped into the air. "NANDESUTO?!" He shouted. "2010?!"

"Uh…yes?"

Everybody exchanged glances with each other as I sat there dumbly.

"Look," I said. "I know this isn't 2010-I can tell. And you guys are probably all surprised because I'm from somewhere very, very different from here. But do you think you could explain to me who you guys are and why I'm here?"

Allen looked extremely stunned. "I-I don't know how you got here." He stammered.

Lavi spoke up next. "Well, alright then!" He said cheerfully, which surprised me. I thought he'd be too amazed or something to talk. "This is the Black order and we are all exorcists!"

I frowned. "Exorcists? Like exorcism and the chicken blood stuff?"

Lavi blinked at me. "Uh, probably not."

Komui, who was sitting on the ground now, sighed. "This is going to take a lot of explaining."

Allen just had to make a speech, though, with his British accent.

"Well, Dior." He said. "You see, akumas are machines created by the Earl due to the feelings of sadness. We exorcists are the ones that must detroy them-we are the only ones that can." Lenalee smiled at him, telling him to go on. "Because we are the chosen ones by god, and all exorcists have something called an Innocence, which causes strange things to happen, we must destroy the Earl and the Noahs. The Noah clan contain feelings of hatred, and they are on the same side as the Earl. They are setting out right now to look for the heart innocence, which is the key to all Innocence. If the heart is destroyed, then all Inoocences will be gone."

The white haired boy smiled at me, and I stared back at him stupidly. Huh?

"Well, that's about all you need to know, Miss Dior Snow!" Lavi clapped his hands together. "Well done Allen-that was a greeeaaat explanation!" Even Komui was smiling.

The only problem though, was that I didn't get a word of Allen's lesson. Innocence?

I thrust my head back and groaned. "Whyyy am I in D Grayman instead of in Naruto or something? At least I KNOW what Naruto is all about! Then I wouldn't have to be sooooo confused about this Innocence crap!"

Lenalee smiled gently. "I don't know what D Grayman or Naruto is," She said, "But they must be very important to you."

I looked at her. Then I burst out laughing hysterically. Did she just say that? D Grayman and Naruto-important to me?

"AHAHHAHAHAHAHA!" tears were coming out of my eyes now. I had never heard someone say something so stupid. I guess I WAS in an anime, after all!

"AHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!!!" Everybody stared at me as I laughed, but I care at all! This world was BS! It was fake like Kelly's nose! Nobody could get hurt!!!

"Uh, Dior?" Lenalee asked as I continued to laugh. "Dior?'

I stopped laughing and brushed my tears away. "Haha, yes?" I sniffed. "What do you want?"

"What should we do with you?'

I froze. That was true. I had nowhere to go-the Snow Estate obviously wasn't very close to the Hogwarts building, and I didn't even know which world I was in. Komui put a finger on his chin thoughtfully.

"Hmmm." He said. "Do you think we could..um..keep you for now?"

I blinked back in surprise. "You want to what?!"

"Well, you see, we need to figure out why you are here and how you got here, so that's going to take some time. It could be an Innocence's doing, after all."

Lavi, Alen, and Lenalee all gaped at Komui. "EH?!" They shouted. "INNOCENCE?!"

Komui nodded, seriousness written across his face. "You see, that's what I'm trying to figure out." He nodded at me. "Theres a legend about a dimensional-traveling Innocence-it can travel through realms. I've heard of the story when I was very young, but it was just a story used to tell young exorcists." He glanced at us-me, especially. "Now I'm beginning to doubt it-now I'm beginning to wonder if there COULD be an Innocence that has such a power. I mean, if there is then that could explain why Dior is here, in the Order so suddenly."

Allen nodded, taking all of it in. "Wow." He said. "I didn't know that such an Innocence existed."

Lenalee agreed. "That's amazing!" She said. "An innocence that can travel through dimensions!"

Komui smiled weakly. "That's right-there just may be such an Innocence-I never paid much attention to the story before, but now I would like to investigate this."

I had no idea what they were talking about. But I could tell it was something special.

"So, uh." I said. "Can you try to get me back into my own…………………………realm?"

Komui pushed up his glasses. "That's going to take some time." He said. "I'm not sure if that story even has anything to do with the reason that you are here-It is simply just a guess. But do you mind"- he looked at me-"Staying with us for a while? I mean, where else would you go?"

I thought about it for a moment. That was very true. I didn't even know where I was. So of course I had to stay with them! There could still be what was it? Oh yeah-there could still be akumas outside in this world!

"Of course I'm staying!" I said. " I know I can't really help you defeat akumas, since I don't have the magical powers that you guys have, but I can help with things!"

Lenalee came up to me and put a hand on my shoulder. "We are making you stay!" She said gently. "We can't just leave you with nowhere to go, so don't worry! The order is filled with generous people!"

I turned my head around. "Wait-what?!" I gasped. "There's more people than just you guys?"

Lavi laughed. "Stupid!" he said. "Why do you think it's called the black ORDER? Theres hundreds of people!"

I gulped. Hu-hundreds of pe-people? So Hogwartsish.

"Lenalee.' Komui spoke. "Since Dior will be staying with us for a while, can you show her her room? I think room 404 is empty."

"Sure!" The black haired girl replied. "Come on Dior, let's go!"

Before I could say anything, she had grabbed my head and pulled me out of the room. My head was in a blur-this was all happening too fast. First I was being chased by my dad's servants, and now I was being dragged up to my new room-that happened to be in a giant building that looked like Hogwarts! In a world called D Grayman!

We were going up the stairs that were made out of stone, with Lenalee still pulling my hand.

"I'm glad you're here!" she said cheerfully, leading me along. "I get pretty lonely sometimes, because there aren't many girls here except for Miranda. But she's almost always on a mission!" We were still walking, and she was still chattering like a lady at a tea party. "I'm not sure if room 404 is really empty, because there are so many rooms in the headquarters-my brother gets them mixed up sometimes. I mean, how can he know if all of the rooms are empty? He'd have to have a pretty good memory to remember all that stuff!"

I remained silent as we walked. Gosh, I didn't know Lenalee could be such a chatter box!

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"Were here!" The black haired exorcist looked at me excitedly. God that was a long walk up the stairs. "I wonder how big your room is!" We were standing in front of a door that said 404 on it-the sign was falling apart and crooked. I felt nervous. Was THIS really going to be my new room?!

"Okay, were going to see it now." Lenalee giggled and reached for the knob. I snorted. I would of laughed if she had opened the door and found a naked dude painting pictures.

"LENALEE!"

A booming voice startled us and we both whipped around to see who it was.

I blinked.

Standing behind us was Kanda, looking murderous for some reason. His hair was now tied up into a long ponytail, making him look less like a girl.

He was holding a long glowing sword in his hands, and before I knew it the sword had been pointed towards my face.

"What are you doing, Kanda?" Lenalee cried as Kanda glared at me, mouth curved into a snarl.

"You son of an akuma!" He spat, as I backed into the door, terrified. Who knew that the man-woman had such a frightening weapon?! Kanda smiled scarily, which was even more horrible.

"Damn akuma! Today, I'll show you how my mugen slices up machines of the Earl!"

Yeah, thats about it. Thanks as usual for reading-please review! Gooooddd bye!