rawr.

"Hey nurse! I think she's awake!"

I blinked open my eyes.

Worried faces were crowding over me, staring anxiously.

I frowned at them.

Who were these people? I didn't recognize any of them.

For a second there I didn't know where I was, until I looked over to the left and saw bright red hair sticking out of a person's head underneath a green headband. The person was also smiling, as usual.

Then everything came smacking right back into my head, and I knew where I was.

I also remembered how I ended up in the hospital.

"DAMN SON OF A BITCH!" Before everyone knew it, I was lunging at Lavi's throat like a cat that needed Fancyfeast badly. "WHAT WERE YOU TRYING TO DO-KILL ME?!"

"Help!"

To everyone's horror, I had leapt out of the bed and grabbed Lavi's neck.

"YOU LITTLE BASTARD! TODAY I'M GONNA DIG YOUR KIDNEY OUT WITH A DAGGER AND FEED IT TO A BUNNY THAT ISN'T A VEGETERIAN, YOU LITTLE PIECE OF CRAP!!!

Lavi squeaked in pain as I kicked him in the stomach, beating him to a pulp.

"WANT ME DEAD SO PUSH THAT SHELF OVER, DON'T YOU? YOU LITTLE REDHEAD! I'M GOING TO BURN YOUR HAIR AND BLIND YOUR OTHER EYE SO YOUR GONNA HAVE TO WEAR TWO EYEPATCHES IN THE FUTURE, YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE!!!!"

I didn't even bother controlling my furiousness as I punched Lavi in the nose. My other hand was still on his neck, chocking him.

"Oh my god!!!" Lenalee (wait-when had she gotten here?) screamed in horror as she watched me kill her friend. The exorcist put her hand on my arm and tried to grab it away from Lavi's neck. "OH MY GOD!!! YOU'RE KILLING HIM!!!"she screamed as she tried to pry my hands away. But my hands were still around Lavi's neck, chocking the spit out of him.

"THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT!" I screeched as Lavi's face turned purple.

"Ackkkk….ackkkkk…"

Before I knew it, Allen Walker had come to my other side and was helping Lenalee pull me away from him.

"Calm down!" The boy cried as I jumped on the redhead with a shriek. "Komui! Help us! We can't seem to get her off of Lavi!!! He's going to die!!!"

"WHAT?!"

Lenalee's brother rushed over behind me quickly after hearing this and tried to pull me off of the exorcist. It was the three of them against just me as we wrestled onto the ground and rolled around the hospital floor, with me kicking Lavi in the legs as we did so.

"YOU LITTLE PPOPHEAD!!!" I screamed as I took a hold of Lavi's neck and squeezed it with all my strength. I couldn't explain how furious I was-I almost died back there when the shelf fell!

"CHILDREN!"

Then we all looked up. An old nurse was glaring down at us and she was carrying a huge bucket in her hands.

-SPLASH!-

A pool of water splashed all over my hair as I let go of Lavi and coughed.

All five of us were still on the floor-now wet and slippery with water with the nurse's anger.

"Control yourselves!" The old lady hollered as she stormed out of the room and slammed the door in disappointment behind her, leaving me, Lavi, Lenalee, Allen, and Komui in a weird position on the wet floor of the hospital room.

I don't know why my other hand was twisted behind my back, but Allen and I were both on top of Lavi (Ooo-la-la), and my other hand was near his neck. Allen's right hand was placed on my arm, while his other hand was near Lavi's neck, trying to stop me from chocking the redhead. Lenalee was beside me, kneeling on the ground, with both of her arms around me so it looked like she was giving me a massive hug. Haha-it looked like she was thanking me for trying to kill Lavi. Finally, Komui had landed on top of all of us and his glasses had fallen onto the floor.

I got off of Lavi and squeezed the water out of my hair, while Allen still sat on top of him. I blinked at them-If I hadn't known better then I could have sworn that Allen was enjoying the moment. I shuddered at the thought.

"Lavi, are you alright?" Lenalee touched the guy's face. I turned my head away from them. Hmph! I didn't feel sorry for him a single bit! After all, he DID almost get me killed!

"Lenalee….I…I….should of…" Lavi's voice came out like a very, very, old man's.

"Yes, Lavi?"

"I….I ………I should of a-activated my, my..Innocence."

Lavi touched Lenalee's cheek with tear's dripping out of his eyes, but they both knew that it was too late. The two exorcists smiled at each other sadly. Then he gazed at her one last time, closed his eyes slowly, and left this world forever, his spirit slowly drifting out of his body.

Only the sorrow and the pain of his broken heart stayed in the skies.

JUST KIDDIN!

Lavi (who didn't actually die), ignored Lenalee's question and glared at me from the floor that he was lying on. I could feel the hatred of his gaze, and I spun around and looked down at him.

"What, want me to slice up your Adam's apple this time?"

I crossed my arms and stared back at him meanly. I looked into his green eyes and saw annoyance mixed up with anger, fear, and……wtf? Cheerfulness?! I sighed.

Wow, that guy never runs out of energy-even when hes almost dead.

Lavi lifted up his arm and touched his throat carefully. Then I saw a hint of happiness in his eyes as he felt nothing broken.

"You okay?" Allen had gotten off of him and had picked up a mop from the corner. Then he started to mop the wet floor beside Lavi, who was still lying on the floor, staring right at me.

"You know what, Dior Snow?" The one-eyed exorcist smiled at me cheerfully.

Wow. Seriously? He was smiling after all that?

"What?" I snarled. My left arm felt like it had been broken two times.

"If you were an akuma, I'd smash your head off with my hammer."

Lenalee gasped. Allen dropped the mop and his mouth at the same time. Komui put his glasses back on in shock.

I glared at Lavi, who was looking pleased with himself.

The redhead's mouth curved up into a smile as if he were going to challenge me to a race or somthing.

"Well." I said, smiling back at him. "If you were one of my servants, I'd take a big shit and make you slurp it up."

Now it was Lavi's turn to glare. Only it looked funny cause he could only glare with one eye, and it didn't have the mean effect to it-it made him look like a puppy that was hungry. Allen, Komui, and Lenalee stopped what they were all doing and stared at us as a streak of electricity went through our eyes. Bzzzzzzzzzzt!

Lenalee clapped her hands together happily. Why was she always the cheerful one that randomly interrupted the tension?

"Mmm, I looovvvee muffins!" The black haired exorcist smiled. The she stood up, walked over to the counter near the hospital bed, and poured me a glass of water. "Here you go!" She said, handing it to me. I frowned and took the glass from her hands, taking a sip of the refreshment. Ahhhh! Now I didn't feel so mad. But my ribs and my arms hurt like they had actually been smashed by a hammer.

"Dior, you should rest." Komui pointed out. "Your arm were crushed underneath that shelf. You shouldn't be er….." The Chinese man glanced at Lavi nervously, "You shouldn't be…moving around too much."

I gulped down more water. "Are you sure my ribs are okay? Because they feel worse than my arm."

Komui shrugged. "Hmm, maybe we should inspec-"

"Porn reader."

The water spurted out of my mouth like a hose. I spun around and saw Lavi, still lying on the floor, with a grin on his face. Allen and Lenalee stared at him in surprise and Komui had an uncomfortable expression on his face.

"What did you say?" I demanded to the redhead, who looked like he was trying to hold in a laugh.

"You heard me." Lavi replied and smiled. "P-o-r-n reader."

I stared at him, thinking of all the ways that he could die. Then I laughed. "Oh what, so because you don't like me, you're accusing me or reading porn?" I crossed my arms and my lips curved up into a smile. "You know, I really couldn't think of a sadder comeback."

Lavi's expression didn't change. He looked confident about what he was saying.

"Don't think that I don't know, porn reader." He sneered to my surprise. "I know that you secretly like porn novels-otherwise, when I dug you out from under all the books and shelves, you wouldn't have been clutching one of those terrible novels in your hands so tightly to your chest."

I gaped at him. What?

Komui coughed awkwardly in the corner. "Eh-hem, guys, I really don't think we should talk-"

But Lavi kept going, with his green eyes on me. It was like looking back at a reflection of my own, except his were greener. "Stop playing innocent." He laughed loudly. Too loudly. "A collection of porn stories. Wasn't that what you were reading when you were supposed to be searching for documents?"

He said the word documents like it was the LAST thing that I was looking for.

I frowned. A collection of porn stories? What was this guy talking about? Since when had I been reading something like that?

"I don't know what you are talking about!" I said-I really didn't. But right after when I said that sentence, I gasped. Then I looked down at Lavi.

He seemed to be enjoying himself.

"What?" the redhead smirked. "Remember now? A collection of porn stories? Red cover? Bottom shelf?"

I bit my lip nervously. Uh-oh. It better had not been what I think it was.

"Um." I said in a tiny voice. "Was the title of the book written in tiny, tiny, letters?"

Lavi put a hand on his chin. "Hmmmm." He was pretending to think about out-argghhh! I knew that he was just doing it to piss me off, but he was enjoying this while I wished that a hole would just swallow me up right there!

"Mmmmmaaaaybe."

I swallowed. It was that book-the one that I had grabbed off of the shelf right before Lavi had bumped into it. It had to be! Only I hadn't known that it was a collection of porn stories. How could I have known? The letters were so tiny! The title looked like it had been written by an ant!

I gulped. I could feel the gazes of Lenalee and Allen sticking onto my back. Then I spun around and snarled at them, but the two exorcists had quick reflexes and they were already whistling and pretending to be busy. Allen was pretending to straighten out the sheets, while Lenalee had grabbed another cup and was pouring water. All over the floor.

I looked over to Komui. He was fake coughing but his voice was perfectly fine.

Then I burst.

"I DON'T READ PORN!!!" I cried. "I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT BOOK GOT INTO MY HANDS BUT THIS IS ALL JUST A SETUP!!! A SETUP!!!!"

Lavi rolled around on the floor in laughter while Komui shifted around uncomfortably.

"Well, you see Dior," The boss of the orders pushed up his glasses. "I know young people find books such as porn very, erm, interesting."

I stared at him in horror as he went on with his little lecture.

"But I do have to say, I was very very stunned when I found you! You, Dior Snow! Out of all people, you, holding that book in your hands!" Komui shook his head in disappointment. "And I that thought you were a nice, clean child. But I guess my theory wasn't very correct, now was it? I thought porn books only existed in our world. I didn't know that stories like those existed in your realm too."

I stared at him with my mouth hanging open. I could of sworn that I was going to die any minute now-my face was turning as red as an easy button. Oh, and on the floor, Lavi was laughing his face off to the limit.

"What kind of a shitty library do you guys have?" I cried desperately, saying everything that came to my mind. "Why would there even be a porn novel in the DOCUMENTS section?!"

Never mind a book on pets and poisonous mushrooms, I added in my head sadly. So much for my new reputation after being transported here-and I thought that I could maybe start off fresh for now, since nobody knew me here. I sighed, feeling a lack of energy suddenly. But so much for that plan. Now, everybody knew me as porn reading bitch.

I glared at Lavi. "Fine!" I yelled and stomped back into the bed, startling Allen, who was still straightening the sheets. "You win!"

I pulled the plain white sheets over my head and blocked the whole world away. Well actually, no. Just the D Grayman world. I tried to be angry at everybody, but it wasn't working. I was too damn tired to even shout. Why hadn't Lavi been hit by the shelf instead?! After all, he was the one who had knocked it over!

Then I remembered that he was an exorcist. Oh right-he probably did one of those high anime jumps or something like in Naruto and had moved out of the way just in time. And to think that I was actually terrified for him when I saw that the asshole was losing his balance on the ladder! All he had to do was jump and whoala-theres another safe one! And so then I, without any powers, was crushed by the stupid shelf!

I pulled out a pillow from underneath my arm and blocked it on top of my head.

"Uh..Dior?"

That had to be Lenalee's voice.

"What?" I mumbled under the covers, not caring whether she had heard me or not.

"You rest you body, alright?" Lenalee said gently. "After a few hours the nurse will come by to check on your arm."

I didn't reply. Good. My arm felt like it needed a spa.

"Well then, we'll be going!"

I heard footsteps and noise as everybody left the room, leaving me alone in the hospital bed. I could still hear Lavi's chuckle as he got up and walked out the door-oh god-I wanted to wring his neck so badly right now.

"Wait!" I said before the door shut.

"Komui? You still there?"

The door creaked.

"Yes, Dior?" I heard the Chinese man speak. "Do you need something?"

I swallowed. "No." I answered. "I was just wondering….um…well….."

I wasn't sure I wanted to know yet.

"Did you guys find a book on that Innocence?"

I waited for his reply, but it was silent. For a long moment.

Finally, he answered. But it was much to my dismay.

"No."

The reply was short and simple-no. No, as in I wasn't going back to my world soon. No, as in my dad was going to have to keep worrying now-about ME missing instead of my mom. No, as in I was still stuck here with these people. No, as in I was going have to deal with the fact that rumors were going to be spread around in the Order about me reading the book called A Collection of Porn Stories soon. No, as in I was going to have to deal with the weird personalities of the exorcists, including Lavi and Kanda's. No, as in now I have to keep searching for MORE documents (probably).

I sighed quietly as Lenalee's brother left and shut the door behind him gently without even waiting for what I was going to say next.

Not that I was going to say anything more.

I slowly closed my eyes and began to wonder what was going to happen to me next in this crazy world of D Grayman. Akumas, perhaps? Or maybe even Noahs! Or Shinigamis! Like in Bleach!

I sniffed.

Then I drifted off to sleep in the plain white sheets of the hospital bed wile listening to the quietness of the Order.

-SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT ON KANDA STEALS LENALEE'S KIDNEY! find out in chapter 6!!! Will Dior get out of the hospital soon or will one of the exorcists that doesn't like her much torture her till the very very end? And will everyone at the order find out about her not-so-true porn lover sercret? And what about the strange legend about the dimension traveling Innocence? (and what Komui has found out about it!)Are they going to have to go on a wild adventure to search for mysteries? hint hint.-see ya next time one KANDA STEALS LENALEE'S KIDNEY!