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:CHAPTER 11:

Oh Em gee." My mouth dropped open in shock as I gazed at my reflection in the mirror that the kid standing before me was holding up. "I mean, I know how you're jealous that I'm prettier than you and everything….but… you didn't have to do this to my face."

Road gave out a sly sort of smile and shrugged her shoulders lightly as she threw the antique styled mirror on the ground, shattering the beautiful thing to pieces. I flinched as she bent down, picked up a piece of the jagged mirror, and licked the edge of the piece slowly. This would have definitely made a perfect horror movie named Road's Body, oh yes. "What do you mean?" the young girl tilted her head to the side as her tongue rolled over the mirror piece slowly. "Don't you think I made you look pretty?" she wondered out loud, sending chills down my spine.

"Pretty?" I echoed in disbelief. "What in the anime world are you talking about? I look like a fucking clown, you moron!" Honestly…I actually probably looked WAY worse than just a clown. I looked like a crying clown, since Road had brought back a box of makeup and she had applied something black that I didn't recognize all over my face and under my eyes and….Oh em gee it was just horrible. And the black stuff had dripped. Alot. All over my face. And you know what the worst part of it was? Yes, you guessed it-there wasn't even a brand name on the makeup. Like…I know, right? You would think that, since Road looked pretty rich to me, her makeup would have Chanel written across it or something. But no, unfortunately it didn't, and that was probably even worse than looking like what I looked like right now…which was a clown. And not the clown guy you see at McDonalds either. I wasn't just red and yellow-oh no- I had pink, blue, green, purple, black, and gray…poured all over my face. It was almost like she had thrown my face into a salad spinner and this was what the project had turned out to look like.

"I think I'll add some more blush." Road said thoughtfully as she stared at me, totally ignoring what I had just said.

"Blush?!" I cried as I tried to move back. But of course I couldn't budge an inch, since I was tied up to a chair. Otherwise my face wouldn't have ended up like this. "Are you kidding me? That would very un-pretty! God!"

Road threw the piece of the mirror in her hands up in the air and caught it between her fingers swiftly. "You're right." She said after a moment of thinking. "That would look very unattractive."

"Took you long enough." I muttered, secretly letting out a breath of relief after knowing that there would be no more material applied on my face.

But then I stopped.

Because she was pressing the piece of cracked mirror against my cheek tightly.

"I think we'll add some red to your cheeks." Road decided as she stared at me with her catlike eyes and smiled. I held in my breath as slowly as she slowly began to slide the sharp piece of mirror across my skin. "Theeerree we go." She purred as a single trickle of blood dripped out of the cut and landed on my skirt. I winced in pain as she continued to glide the jagged edge across my cheek, smiling in pleasure as she watched the fresh blood ooze out of my pale skin and onto that hideous dress that I was wearing.

"Beautiful!" she cried happily as she leaned in close to me and licked the long cut across my face, tasting the metallic flavor of the liquid on her tongue. Then she tossed the red stained piece of mirror away and clapped her hands together. "Tyki would like that even more!" she grinned as I bit my lip in pain.

Like, wow. That had hurt way more than just a tiny bit of a lot. If that made any sense. But I seriously wanted to…scream at her and just spazz out like I usually did.

"You are a bitch." I hissed as I tried to ignore the pain of the cut. "If you even know what that means, stupid little kid."

Road tilted her head to one side and laughed hysterically. "Stupid little kid?" she echoed, looking like she was going to burst out in laughter. "Oh dear exorcist, you'd be quite surprised if you found out my actual age."

"Yeah, like five." I retorted and then immediately felt angry. "And don't call me an exorcist! Because I'm not a damn exorcist!"

Road blinked in surprise. "Oh?" she said. "This is the first time I've seen an exorcist denying to be an exorcist. Funny how even one of their own members don't want to have anything to do with their organization."

"And funny how a five year old could be so mature." I said, still trying to ignore the cut across my cheek. Seriously…if that thing left a scar on my beautiful face…well then….I was honestly going to abuse that punkish little child.

"Now, since they say you're an exorcist," Road carried on, completely ignoring me, "Where is your innocence? I don't sense any Innocence around you."

I glared at her. "Who the hell said that I had an Innocence?" I spat. "And why is it even called an Innocence? I mean…doesn't that sound kind of wrong?"

Road shook her head sadly. "Gee…." She said tiredly. "You really are a troublesome human." But suddenly she spun around to me. "But a very fun one!" she laughed the creepiest laugh ever and touched the cut of my cheek smoothly. "You know, you're probably the only the only exorcist I've kept alive for this long...the Earl probably wouldn't be too happy if he found out. So I think I'll have to crush your mind now."

I blinked at her. "Uh huh…" I said, nodding slowly. "Sure…little kid. You go do that-the mind crushing thing or whatever you're talking about. I mean, kids your age sure like things like that huh? Because I remember when I was your age, I liked to play Barbie instead of crushing people's minds."

Road smiled. "Where are you from?" she asked. "I've never met anyone so strange before."

I almost burst out laughing."Funny how I'm strange when YOU'RE the one dressed like...like that!" I cried as I pointed to her giant shoes and her colorful stockings. And her hair...what was up with her hair? It was like...violet! I mean, I know punk people liked to dye their hair in random colors all the time, but she was near the age of five. And had never met such a kid like Road before.

Just before she could reply though, the dark room we were in suddenly shook with a lot of force, making me fall face first onto the floor and causing Road to whip her head around.

"Damn exorcists!" the little girl hissed as her eyes flashed. "How did they…"

"Dior!" I heard a piercing shriek call out my name as I lifted my head up from the floor. What? Wait a minute- that was Lenalee's voice!

Boom! Suddenly the roof above us collapsed and shattering pieces of wood came flying in all directions. I lifted my head up and saw a giant hammer smash through the room we were in and the moonlight filtered in through the house, causing the light to shine on a certain redhead's face.

"Hey!" Lavi yelled happily as he came flying into the house. "She's still alive!"

"What the hell is going on-" Before I could finish my sentence, the entire roof shattered into pieces due to the giant hammer and a bunch of people I recognized landed inside the house.

"Dior!" Allen Walker said as he landed on the floor and pointed a giant sword at Road, who had her eyes narrowed at the exorcists.

Suddenly I felt something at my throat, and when I looked back Road was beside me already with her arms around my throat. "That's right." She smiled her sickening sweet smile and purred at the exorcists. "Dior belongs to me now. And if you don't want me to rip her to shreds then you better not come any closer."

I sighed. "What are you talking about?" I said to Road. "Do you even have a gun? No, obviously you don't have a gun. So why are you threatening me? I mean, they only threaten people when they have a gun held to their heads, and you don't even have a gun, so who do you think you are, threatening everybody even you're only five and so NOT in a movie?"

"Let her go!" I heard Lenalee shout as she landed swiftly on her dark boots. "Why do you even need her anyway?"

Road's eyes flashed. "Why do you need her?" she shot back as I groaned.

"WHY IS EVERYBODY IGNORING ME?" I cried, forgetting for a moment that my life was in danger.

"Che, lets just get this over with." I heard a familiar voice hiss as a super fast figure came charging towards me.

Kanda dodged Road's swipe as he swung mugen over her head, missing by just an inch. Road took a tiny tumble back and glared at him with her golden eyes flashing. "Stupid exorcists." Her voice sounded like venom. "You guys are no fun at all."

"Che, I'll show you fun then." Kanda hissed as he swung his sword towards Road, so fast that I could even see what was going on.

"Woohoo!" I heard Lavi cry from behind the battle. "Go Yu! Kick her ass!"

"Shut the fuck up!" Kanda yelled as he took a clean swipe at Road, who did a back flip and dodged once again.

"Ow!" I screamed as I was somehow flung back towards the end of the room, causing my head to smack into the hard wall. After I was free for just one second, Road grabbed me again as Kanda charged towards us.

"Oh em gee!" I cried as the samurai accidentally took a swipe at my head with his sword, barley missing. "Look where you're cutting, you crazy chef!"

"Shut your mouth!" He hissed as he took an angry aim for my chair. Before I knew it though, the ropes that had me bounded to the chair had been cut free and the chair had been swiped into two, allowing me to be released. Wow, that was some sword skills there!

"What are you waiting for?" Road screamed a piercing shriek as her voice echoed through the room in panic. "Don't just stand there! Help me tear the flesh off of these exorcists!"

"Hai, Road-sama!" I heard a bunch of low and robotic voices call from behind the corner of the room, and suddenly a few akuma (or I think it was akuma) appeared out of the darkness and began shooting bullets in random directions.

"Mmm, delicious looking!" An akuma that looked like a fish licked his lips at the exorcists and winked at them.

Lavi shuddered. "Bleeh." He said as he raised his hammer. "I better get rid of that one quickly."

"Innocence, activate!" Lenalee shouted as once again, her black boots glowed red and she was lifted into the air swiftly. The akuma turned their heads up towards her direction as she came flying down at them, cutting their heads to pieces in one quick movement.

"Get out of here!" Kanda boomed as I crawled on my elbows underneath the fight and tried to get out of the scrimmage, now that I was free.

"Oh, you're not getting out of here so fast!" Road laughed as she made a motion with her hands and a random candle flew out of nowhere, almost hitting me on the back. Thankfully though, Allen Walker appeared just in time and he blocked off the strange weapon with his giant parasitic arm.

"Are you okay?" the white haired boy asked, as I nodded quickly.

"Yeah." I answered. "But I don't think my face is."

Allen took a step backwards when he noticed my color-splashed face. I could have just totally imagined him saying; "What happened to Dior? Why has a clown taken her place? And why isn't he juggling?", but of course he didn't say that. It was possible that he could have though, and I was pretty sure that I would have spazzed if he did.

"Akuma!" Road interrupted me out of my thoughts suddenly with her childish voice and pointed at me. "Get that exorcist!"

"The female one?" an akuma wanted to made sure. "Do you mean the pretty one or the ugly one? There's two." he motioned is arms towards Lenalee as he said "pretty," so I was quite sure he meant me as the "ugly" one.

And oh-I was definitely going to murder to him now.

"UGLY ONE?" I screamed at the giant akuma suddenly, raising my fist in the air and starling Allen, who had his giant arm stretched out in front of me. "DID YOU JUST CALL ME UGLY? WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? I FIND THAT TO BE HILARIOUS! GET IT? HI-LA-RI-OUS! AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? HMMMM, MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKED UP BABY THAT JUST CRAWLED OUT OF A DAMN DITCH FILLED WITH DOORKNOBS AFTER BEING DITCHED BY YOUR PARENTS WHO LOVED TO PICK MUSHROOMS ALL DAY SINCE THEY HAD NO LIVES TO LIVE! YES, THAT'S RIGHT YOU LITTLE HIDEOUS-"

"Lavi!" Lenalee, who was clearly having a hard time fighting off the akuma, called towards the redhead. "Get Dior out of here! Hurry! We'll meet you guys outside of town as soon as we're done here!"

I ignored them and glared at the akuma. "You better apologize for calling me ugly because obviously I should be calling you that." I hissed at the akuma, who had a smirk on his face. "Apologize. Now."

"I think its time to go!" Suddenly, before I could beat the clown-machine up to pieces, I felt myself being carried up by strong arms up into the air.

"Lavi!" I yelled at the redhead, who had activated his hammer. "Put me down you little-"

"Sorry, but unless you want to live you better come with me and get outta here." The redhead winked as he swung me over onto his giant hammer.

"Don't let them escape!" Road was screaming her head off now at us, and instantly three akuma obeyed the order and started shooting purple laser beams at us.

"Oh my god!" I cried as Lavi's dodged the beams and his hammer suddenly started moving at the speed of a roller coaster. "What the hell-"

"Extend!" The crazy redhead shouted suddenly as we shot up through the roof and into the air at extreme speed that even the fastest pokemon didn't have, probably. I closed my eyes as pieces of splinters hit me in the face and I tried to hang on tight but it really was not working.

"Crap!" I screamed as I tried to grab onto Lavi's arm or whatever that was in reach. "I'm falling OOOOOFFFFFF!" I heard my own voice echo in the cold black air as we flew all the way up to the dark night sky, where the moonlight shone on the entire forest.

"Stupid Akuma!" Lavi glanced back at the monsters that were still on our trails. "Ha! Bet they can't catch up!"

"Holy shhhhiiiittt!" I screamed as we flew over the forest and down through the trees, forcing me to close my eyes. Well, this was certainly not how I imagined Aladdin to be.

After 20 more seconds of the insane adrenaline rush on a flying hammer, we finally lost the Akuma and Lavi's hammer shrunk back into it's normal size as I collapsed onto the earth and panted for breath, wondering if my hair had turned into an afro.

Lavi grinned down at me as I panted for breath. "Wasn't that awesome?" he smiled toothily as I lifted up my head and stared at him.

"Is there a toilet around here?" I asked him.

"Eh?" the redhead blinked his emerald eyes. "Why?"

"I think…..I think…I'm gonnaaa….ughh….I think I might have to…ugh…"

Lavi took a tiny step back. "Er, you alright?" he wanted to know but I could tell that he didn't really want to know what I was about to do next.

And what I did next was, ran towards the nearest tree, ducked my head down, and let the green stuff slide out of my throat into a mushy pile on the ground.

There, I'm done.

And if you want more details then you are pretty disgusting, because even Lavi looked grossed out.

"What?" I hissed at the redhead, who was staring at me with his green eyes. "Did you ever ask me if I had motion sickness BEFORE you freaking carried me onto your hammer and flew across the sky?" I said, straightening out my purple dress. Wow. I never thought I'd ever say something like that in my life!

"Erm." Lavi said as he scratched the back of his head, not sure of what to say. After a moment of silence though, he finally spoke. "Uh…well. I see." He concluded finally.

"Be grateful that I didn't vomit on your shiny boots." I told him. "Good thing I ran fast."

Lavi glanced down at his own boots, and I saw a hint of relief wash over his eyes when he realized what COULD have happened. "Oh." He said and stared at me strangely. "So are you feeling better now? Do you need to go puke some more?"

I crossed my arms. "No, its okay." I said as I sat on the ground, sighing. "So, how'd you guys even find me? I thought I would have died for sure."

But Lavi kept staring at me, and I sort of frowned at the guy, because he was seriously still staring at me and not saying anything.

"What?" I blinked at the redhead.

"Uh…so how was your time with Road?" Lavi asked for some reason.

"She scared me quite a bit." I shook my head. "Why?"

Lavi coughed. "Well." he said, still staring at me. "What the hell did she do with your face?"

I blinked back at the redhead and suddenly smiled sweetly, remembering what I looked like. "Oh." I said elegantly. "She just put some makeup on my face. Isn't it pretty?"

Lavi swallowed uncertainly and kept staring at me, trying to decide on what to say. "It's very, uh....uh...well....I mean....I really liked the circus when I was little and stuff...wait no! What am I saying? Uh...what I mean was, well, clowns are respectable and I love hoola hoops and everything...."

I tilted my head to the side and gave him the brightest smile eve as he continued to search for words, but my hands were clenched into tight fists.

Oh, if only I had the power to kill Road.

So....guess what I'm about to say next! Kay, so I'll give you a few hints.

It starts with R.

It ends with w.

It involves making me happy.

And making you write something nice.

Oh and if you don't get it, read the next line to find out what it is.

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