I'm going to try to update this every Saturday! Thank you all so much for the wonderful questions!
Chloe; Wow… -looks at papers-
Lynn; -eating a cookie- What's up?
Chloe; We got way more questions! –shows paper to Lynn-
Lynn; Finally! Do we get to bring people out this time?
Chloe; Yuppers.
Lynn; -jumps onto the coffee table and points upwards- ONWARDS!!!
Chloe;………………….. Okay then. First question is from ArtificialRangerLiuria;
Well,I'm just a bit curious:What shows do you like,Lynn?
Lynn; Well… since you asked, I really like Law and Order SVU and a lot of the older Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon shows. Y'know, from the 90's. D. Gray Man is my favorite anime and manga, and most of the shows on the Travel channel I really like as long as they're not those stupid 'Top Ten' things. Those bore me to tears.
Chloe; Wow, that was… unusually polite and well thought out. –pulls out scythe- who are you and what have you done with Lynn?!?!
Lynn; If you decapitate me, you're not going to have anyone to keep you company this weekend,
Chloe; You're an evil, evil person.
Lynn; -grins-
Chloe; Ah well, back on topic. This one is from a random kid;
Lynn; Since when did you stop caring?
Chloe; No, that's actually how that signed the comment.
Lynn; -thumbs up- points for creativity dude!
Chloe; Ahem…
Hey Lynn are you in love with meta knight and king dedede me and 10 of my friends are trashing your castle
Chloe; …Are you in love with him?
Lynn; -is silent and blushes furiously- excuse me for a moment. –runs offstage-
From behind the stage, Chloe and the audience hears yelling, cursing, scuffling, the sound of something breaking, and eventually a door slam.
Lynn; -runs back onstage- That remains to be seen. There is no denying that he can be kind of charming when no one's looking. He's smart, fun to mess with, and –looks around- he has a damn sexy accent!
Chloe; That's really sweet Lynn.
Lynn; -frowns- hey! His not all perfect, fangirl! In case you haven't been following along, he's also an epic douche bag!
Chloe; Aaaand… sweet moment's gone. By the way, what happened backstage?
Lynn; I didn't want anyone hearing that, so I locked them all in a dressing room.
Chloe; You did… WHAT?!
Chloe runs offstage. Lynn and the audience here the sound keys jingling, a door opening, and frustrated yelling of the Kirby characters. Chloe walks back onstage, looking absolutely furious. Behind he, are a group of very irritable looking Kirby cast members, all glaring at Lynn.
Meta Knight; Dare I ask what was going through your mind when you shoved us all into that minuscule room?
Lynn; I was sharing some private info with the crowd that was none of your business!
Tiff; And you couldn't have just asked us to go somewhere else?
Lynn; Well Tiffy, this was much more fun.
Everyone, including Chloe, glares at Lynn.
Lynn; -sweat drops- Hey, Dedede! There's a message for you! This kid and 10 of his/her friends are trashing your castle!
Dedede; Wha-?! Begins to run offstage
Chloe; -in a scary, echoing voice- SIT. DOWN. NOW.
Dedede; -cowers, and returns to the stage-
Chloe; -exhales- well, now that that's over, back to the questions. This is from Nick the Reaper;
yay!
Lynn: did you know woodchucks chuck dirt not wood?
dedede: your fat so please just say it!
kirby: your new name is herpy.
tiff/fumu: Your me fav charater
Meta knight: ...F you! *hits him in the head with a frying pan. then does the move fu on his face*
Random tidbit: did you know the florda universaty's initals are FU?
Lynn; -confused- I… didn't know that…
Dedede; I'm not fat! I'm big boned is all!
Chloe; No, seriously, you're fat.
Dedede; -raises mallet-
Chloe; Try any of that on me and I will squeeze you into a tin can, bird.
Tiff; I'm a favorite? Yes! –points at Lynn- See? Being so smart-mouthed and sarcastic doesn't make everyone like you, Lynn!
Lynn; I dunno. This might be from Kine, for all we know. It was an anonymous comment after all.
Tiff; O_o;
Meta Knight; You do know that you have no chance of hitting me with a frying pan?
Chloe thwacks Meta Knight with a frying pan.
Chloe; Which is why it pays to be a writer. You can do whatever you want.
Kirby; Poyo?
Lynn; Can we call him Herpy? Please? Just for today?
Everyone in the room; No.
Lynn; Kill joys
Chloe; This next one is from BloodLush Vampire (aka Meta Knight LOVER);
YAY!! Update!! ^-^
Okay, I think I can come up with some good questions...
Meta Knight - You're hot!! =D
King Dedede - Still a dumb*ss...
Lynn - You're awesome!! And oh my God that did sound wrong "I don't spend enough time in his room to notice things like that!"
Chloe - YAY!! Fan of dub!! Sorry, I just hate it when people go to freakin' war with the dub. Seriously peoples!! Get over it!!
All - WILL I EVER COME UP WITH A QUESTION?!! D=
Meta Knight; I'm what?
Chloe; Yes, Meta Knight, you are apparently attractive to numerous fans of the show, congrats.
Meta Knight; Thank you. –grins behind mask-
Lynn; You just gained some of the biggest gloating rights, and that's all you say?
Meta Knight; Are you one of those fans, Lynn?
Chloe then proceeds to hold Lynn back, whose face had just turned red from embarrassment and was clawing at Meta Knight in an impressive attempt to maim him.
-15 minutes later-
Lynn is in a straightjacket
Chloe; Alright, let's see; Dedede's still a dumbass, we've been over that. He still hasn't found out that Lynn is living in his castle and… Hey Lynn, I have one for you!
Lynn reads the comment.
Lynn; I love being awesome. And yes, I am aware that that did indeed sound wrong. If Chloe wasn't here, I'd be the Queen of Innuendos.
Chloe; Well, the current Queen of Innuendos has another question/comment/concern to read. From Darkest Form Witchcraft;
VE,HEHEHEHE...I GOT mARX ON da brain:)marx:go on a sugur high & do da sceam!kirby:WAT REALLY HAPPENZ WEN U R ON A SUGUR HIGH?O.o
Lynn; That… is an excellent question –wiggles in straightjacket- Do you mind?
Chloe; Oh, fine –snaps fingers and the straightjacket is gone- Author powers, you gotta love 'em.
Lynn runs backstage and returns with a pop. Escargoon holds Kirby (causing Meta Knight, Tiff, and Chloe to give him a wary look) and Lynn pours the pop down his throat.
Chloe; 3… 2… 1…
Kirby shoots into the air with a loud "POYO" he bounces off the walls at supersonic speed and proceeds to knock everything over. Chloe's papers are lit on fire as Kirby shoots past, and she is forced to stomp them out.
-20 minutes later-
Everyone is lying on the ground, unconscious, except for Lynn. She turns her head to the camera and says in a soft, half-laugh, "Awesome…"