Sorry about the lack of updates last week! I totally ignored the deadline! This should make up for it though!
Chloe; Yay! We have stuff!
Lynn; -drinking Snapple- (see if you can make the reference) What kind of stuff?
Chloe; Question stuff! This is from Meta Knight LOVER;
Oops, missed the last update...
Anyways, HI!! I got a bunch of snow and fell in it 4 times!! =D
Chloe: Do you get snow?
Lynn: Were you ever random?
Meta Knight: I gots nothing...I just felt like mentioning your name. =D
Tiff: Do you have a computer?
Hasta luego personas!! (Yea, I speak Spanish :P)
Chloe; Yes, we get A LOT of snow! I live up in Northern Indiana, so we got hit with a big snow storm a few days ago!
Lynn; She doesn't live in Peru though, thank God, or else I'd never get another peaceful moment…
Chloe; Likewise…
Lynn; Was I ever random? Er… Bunnies are delicious! Moving on!
Chloe; … -quickly changing subject- Well then, Tiff, D'you have a computer?
Tiff; What's a computer?
Chloe; I think that in the way of technology, are more savvy with it than the people of Popstar. Remember; TV's a relatively new thing for them!
Tiff; No, seriously; what's a computer?
Lynn; Well, onto the next question from ArtificialRangerLiuria
Hey,I don't feel like logging it's me, I assure time,I'm gonna think up some questions for sure!
Chloe:What ever made you think up a character like Lynn?Didi you roll down a hill and hit your head on a rock?
Lynn:Oh yeah...who was that lacrosse-liking friend you were talking about at the beginning of the story?
Tiff/Fumu:Have you EVER had a crush on somebody?Even if you were just an idiot 6-year-old,have you?
Meta Knight:Have you EVER loved someone?Ever?
Kirby:...Here's a suika!(cue "Poyo!")
Dedede:...Yeah,I like YOU ever loved someone?Don't you WANT to?
Escargon:...Same.
Tuff/Bun:...Same,except in crush form.
Yeah,intimate questions,bite me!
Chloe; I was watching the Pie episode and was becoming increasingly frustrated with Tiff. This kept happening, so I decided to create Lynn. Actually, I started writing the Remix about 6 months after I had come up with the idea for Lynn. She's my brain child, to say the least.
Lynn; I'm your WHAT NOW?!
Chloe; …hypothetically speaking.
Lynn; -calms down, but continues to glare at Chloe- Well… Anything for me? –reads question- You mean Lila? She's kind of like my partner in crime. We met in 6th grade, and were inseparable, much to the dismay of our teachers. I was evil back then too. She was kind of a hippie, but not as trippy (ha! I unintentionally rhymed!). Wow do I miss her. Cappy town would be replaced by a crater if she were here with me!
Tiff; Lynn, I can only imagine what the rest of your species can be like!
Lynn; Glad I could make such a good impression on you!
Tiff; -reads her question- er… not really. I mean, I thought princess Rona's body guard was pretty cute until I found out it WAS princess Rona!
Lynn; Ah, the shattering of an 11-year-olds dreams, and I didn't even have anything to do with it!
Everyone looks at Meta Knight.
Meta Knight; What?
Chloe; Have you ever loved someone?
Meta Knight; …No, I never have. Love is a strong word, and one I do not like to hand out.
Fangirls; Look hopefully at Meta Knight.
Meta Knight; -speaking indirectly to them- And I don't intend to love anyone anytime soon.
Fangirls; -scowl evilly at Meta Knight, then at Lynn-
Chloe; I sense hostility. MOVING ON!
Lynn; Dedede? Love anyone? Ha!
Chloe; You'd be surprised.
Dedede; Me? Love anyone from that dopy 'lil village? Shawly (surely) you is jestin'!
Lynn; I rest my case.
Chloe; And, quite frankly, I think the only one Gooney ever loved was his mummy!
Escaroon; Like I ever told you guys if I loved someone!
Everyone looks from Escargoon, to Dedede, then Back to Escargoon
Escargoon; -venomously- NO…
Tuff; I dunno. I thought Rona was kind of cute, and so was Sirica, but then they could both probably kill me, so… -totally drifts off-
Chloe; Well, we have a few liars in the group, but I think we can figure out who they are for ourselves –whispers- Escargoon is probably lying, and I think that Meta Knight had a crush on Garlude at some point in his life, so… case closed.
Lynn; This next one is from; Missbates09 from deviantart
Hi there everyone!
I'm just a random person here to cause trouble among you all~
Lynn- you ROCK! What's your favorite food? And if sword blade and meta knight had no armor and were completely defensless, what would you do to the poor knights?
Dedede- you, my dear blob of fat, are not awesome. By the way, what do you do in your spare time besides try killing Kirby with demonbeasts and pull pranks on the towns people and such?
Sword & blade- I love you two~ and since I love you, I have a question, have you ever wanted to look under meta knights mask over there? And if you already have, did you laugh hysterically?
Meta knight- *gives meta knight a cookie* I demand you eat the cookie. Now.
I thank the author for giving me the opportunity to read your stories. They make me laugh so hard that I end up on the floor . Anyways, byebye!
Lynn; My favorite food is breadsticks. I loves my breadsticks, especially with ranch or Garlic butter. –Reads next part of the question- Hey Chloe?
Chloe; …Not on your life
Lynn; Well, technically it would be on their lives…
Chloe; …Not on your life… to the second power!
Lynn; -depressed- Well anyways, Dedede; what do you do with your spare time?
Dedede; I like to eat.
Chloe; Surprise, surprise…
Dedede; And I like to sit out in the sun and just lounge around. Maybe I'll play Waddle-Dee golf…
Chloe; I'm 80% sure that would be considered animal cruelty.
Escargoon; Well, on your planet, maybe.
Lynn; -reads next question- Sword and Blade are…loved?
Chloe; Yay! I'm not the only one!
Lynn; You too?!
Chloe; I love the knights, even if you don't. They are a big metal pile of awesome! –hugs Sword-
Sword; -is blushing furiously-
Lynn; -in a dangerous voice- If you are enjoying this at all…
Chloe; -composes herself- Well, Blade needs some lovin too, and since I would like to keep this at a K+ rating, I'll send Blade to her!
Blade; Wait… what?!
Chloe opens up magical portal and shoves Blade though.
Meta Knight & Sword; What did you do with him?!
Chloe; Calm down! He'll be back in about 10 minutes!
-10 Minutes later-
Blade comes back though the portal. He seems slightly drunk.
Chloe; -screams into the portal- WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?!
Lynn; That aside… -stares at cookie- can't I eat the cookie?
Chloe; Give it to Meta Knight, now.
Meta Knight; -takes cookie and slides it up under his mask- Mmm… chocolate chip…
Lynn; (quoting Mike from Monsters Inc.) "That is the weirdest thing you have ever said,"
Chloe; This question is from FireforBlack;
o.o you like cookie? Wanna have another one?
Lynn; aha... I understand but... What if Kirby was shown (I don't know how to say this I'm sorry :S) by someone else, like Disney XD (do you know Disney XD? The new name of Jetix...)
And another question for you; do you like Meta Knight? hmm... Like as friends, and like as love :P
*eating cookie*
Lynn; …Mmm…cookie…
Chloe; Please be answering the question now?
Lynn; I still probably wouldn't like it that much. Maybe if someone re-dubbed it to not sound as annoying.
Chloe; Well there you have it. –reads question- Ooh! I like this one! (is a huge 'fluff' fan)
Lynn; -read it over her shoulder- Hmm… -shouts back at Meta Knight- Hey Meta! Are we friends?
Meta Knight; I would like to think so. I am not your enemy, am I?
Lynn; Good answer. Do we love each other?
Meta Knight; -eyes turn purple (embarrassment)- Why would you ask?
Lynn; I'm not asking! FireforBlack is!
Meta Knight; Well, do you love me?
Lynn; You wish…
Chloe; Well before those two kill each other (I hope you're happy!) This next question is from Kirby 163
You're fanfic is being invaded by a pokemon trainer!
AH! *Has pokemon shoot sparkle-death-rays everywhere*
... OK I've had my fun. On to my questions.
Lynn: where you born sarcastic, or did you pick it up somewhere?
Mety: Do you hate it when people call you 'Mety'?
Tiff: Did you know you have a fan club?
Kirby: Poyo! Poyo poyo, poyo?
Chloe; -pulls out Pokeman Trainer repellant- Ah, I hate it when this happens. –walks offstage-
Lynn; Was I born sarcastic? As far as I know, yes. I was a real pain in the ass in 2nd grade.
Meta Knight; Don't call me Mety. It's degrading.
Lynn; What ever you say, Mety.
Meta Knight; You are real pushing it woman
Chloe; -from offstage- Just kiss already! I can feel the sexual tension from out here!
Meta Knight and Lynn exchange frustrated glances.
Meta Knight; I'm tempted to hurt her…
Lynn; Yeah, but you're too damn chivalrous…
Tiff; I have a fan club? I'm honored! –waves to you (yes, you are in the audience)-
Kirby; Poyo? Poyo poyo!
Chloe; -walks back onstage- Well, that should keep those trainers out of here for a bit. This question is from Spark Thunderfox
Okay, to put one thing right: I WILL NOT END UP IN A WHEELCHAIR! Nor will there be a mess. So, Chloe. PWEASE? *puppy dog eyes* Besides, I'm bored, and if you don't let me fight him, I'm stuck with failing at paddle ball.
*Tries to beat record of zero on paddle ball* Darn...
Questions:
Chloe: I've two for you. One, can I have an OC (or me) guest star in this story? and two, I think it would be cool if you could have a chapter in Kirby Remix where Fellow Author's OCs guest star. That'd be awesome.
Oops, I meant that Lynn uses the bomb to blow up castle Dedumbass. Now that would be worth paying money for.
IDK how to end now, so KAITLYNN SAYS LYNN AND META 4 EVAH! Not really, hehehehehe...Okay, she says Bye for Nao...
Kaitlynn: F*ck you, Spark!
Chloe; I'm sorry, but I'm really not looking for any guest stars at the moment. I'm having a hard enough time working on this along with my schedule, so no. Thanks for asking though!
Lynn; I don't want to blow up the castle! I live there! I'll blow up any other place though!
Chloe; -to Meta Knight- Will you fight her?
Meta Knight; Very well.
Chloe; Pick up after yourselves, please.
Chloe opens up the author portal and Thunderfox steps though, weapon in hand.
EPIC BATTLE ENSUES
Meta Knight; -panting- You are impressive… for a fan…
Thunderfox; -also panting- Thanks… -steps back through the portal
Chloe gestures at the stage, which is utterly destroyed. Chairs and tables are in splinters, there are burn marks on the floor, and the stage curtains are on fire.
Chloe; Wow… now clean it up.
Meta Knight; Yes… about that…
Thuderfox; I… er… gotta go! –runs back through the portal
Chloe; Figures… -snaps fingers, and everything is back in its place
Lynn; Awww, battle's over. Well, this question's from Can JUST anyone comment?;
Hi everyone! :)
King Dedede: Do you know that you're a penguin? Are you in anyway related to the Pengu? (Those penguins with ice powers.)
Meta Knight: Can you fly?
Tiff: Are you made out of cookie dough?
Tuff: Will you ever cut your hair?
Escargon: When did you first start being mean?
Kirby: Can you say anything else besides "poyo"?
Lynn: How good are you with an bow and arrow now?
Did I get everyone? If not, here's a question for all of ya: Do you like pie?
Dedede; Course I know I'm a penguin! What do I look like? And no I'm not related to those stupid Pengu!
Chloe; The difference between you two is that the Pengu are adorable, and you are a fat sack of idiocy.
Escargoon; Aren't you charming?
Chloe; Well, I need my coffee.
Meta Knight; Where would you get the idea that I could fly?
Chloe; Because in every game you're in you can fly?
Meta Knight; That proves nothing…
Tiff; I am not made out of cookie dough!
Lynn; -sad- Awww…
Chloe; No, Tuff will not cut his hair.
Everyone looks at Escargoon.
Escargoon; Being mean is the only way to stay on the king's good side. If I wasn't, I'd end up like those Cappy peasants!
Lynn; I'm telling your mother!
Esacrgood; -turns dead white-
Lynn; Hahaha, priceless…
Kirby; Poyo! Poyo poyo poyo! Poyo? Poyo!
Chloe; Answer your question?
Lynn; I'm not horrible with a bow and arrow, but, sadly, I sat on it, so I'll never know…
Chloe; Can't you just make a new one?
Lynn; Psh! I think you're giving me way too much credit!
Chloe; Ok! This one is for everyone! Do you like pie?
Lynn; Yuppers.
Tiff; Yes
Tuff; Yeah!
Meta Knight; Yes, I do.
Sword and Blade; Of course!
Dedede; Sure I do!
Escargoon; Depends on what kind of pie
Chloe; Yes I do!
Meta Knight; -reading Chloe's papers- This one is from Nick the Reaper
Fumu: ye still me fav!
lynn: hodoken*useP hadoken on her_
Tiff; Why thank you! It's nice to know I'm loved!
Lynn; er… don't know what it is. Do I get cake?
Meta Knight; -Still with Chloe's questions- You don't need cake, Lynn. By the way, this next question is from; My5Cookies
Yay! Time to totally harass my favorite characters!
Lynn: You are GOD! Take me under your wing and train me in the way of pranks and pissing people off!
Kirby: Wanna make five bucks Kirby? Go swallow Dedede and say whether or not he tastes like chicken.
Dedede: *pulls out flamethrower* Wanna meet me in a dark alley?
Escargoon: And you get the first question of the day! Do you love Dedede? I know you do!
Tiff: Uh...hi.
Tuff: CUT YOUR FREAKIN HAIR!
Meta Knight: As a Star Warrior, you must accept this challenge! My OC Rose here by demands a challenge from you!
-Rose: You bet I do! *pulls out Crystal Rod*
BTW Mety, You rock, you're hot, and Lynn loves you *Runs away laughing*
Did I miss anybody? Nope! OKAY! BYE BYE BABIES! (PS, free cookies for all! Except Dedede, he gets a carrot.)
Lynn; -laughs- Hey, thanks! I do enjoy being an all-powerful deity. Rule #1 in the art of sarcasm is making sure you have nothing to lose!
Sword; You can lose your life.
Lynn; Ooh, was that a threat? I shudder at your seriousness
Sword; -growls-
Dedede sees you with a flame thrower and a hungry Kirby and runs offstage screaming.
Escargoon; I will make this very clear. I. DO. NOT. LOVE. HIS MAJESTY!!!!!!
Chloe; Whoa… I've never seen him this mad. It's kind of funny!
Tiff; Hello
Tuff; I don't want to cut my hair!
Meta Knight; I just fought one of you, and as a superior officer, I have the right to decline. –whispers- so Ha. –Reads the rest of the comment- Lynn… loves me?
Lynn; What?
Meta Knight; You love me.
Chloe; She does.
Lynn; I do?
Meta Knight; You do?
Audience; YES!!!
Lynn; I refuse to tell the truth, so go away.
Chloe; -gives Dedede a carrot- here, enjoy
Dedede; What's this?
Chloe; -snatches papers out of Meta Knight's hands- Gimmee those. Okay… let's see… last one is from ProtoChan
Kirby Remix rocks!
Anyway, here are my questions?
Sword and Blade: Why did your parents decide to call you those names? I like your names, but I'm just curious. Also, was there ever a point in your life that you DIDN'T wear armor like 24/7? I mean, you were even wearing your armor BEFORE you worked for Meta Knight when you guys were theives. Any reason?
Tiff: If you could either have a potion that would make Kine stop being in love with you or a potion to make Lynn non-sarcastic, which would you chose (I'd totally go for the former!) Also, if you could have on wish right now, what would it be?
Meta Knight:...you're just awesome, no questions needed.
Lynn: Are you excited about the remake of Alice in Wonderland coming out soon? I know you're a fan of the book. Also, what were your thoughts on the Disney movie from the '40's?
Well, that's all the questions that I have for now!
Sword; We like our names a lot. At least we don't get confused with anyone.
Chloe; It's not the worst name a guy could have, at any rate.
Lynn; You know worse ones?
Chloe; McLovin.
Lynn; Touché
Blade; We found this armor when we became thieves. When you don't have a home, you take what you can.
Chloe; Well there you have it. Now Tiff! On with your questions (which I really like, by the way)
Tiff; I'd probably make it so that Kine wasn't in love with me. I agree wit Lynn; It's kind of creepy. One wish I would have is probably for either Dedede to leave us alone, or to find out something I could hold against Lynn. –turns to me- anything you can give me?
Chloe; Sorry, Lynn is my character, which means I'm on her side with this.
Lynn; -reads questions- New… Alice in Wonderland… coming? –grabs Chloe- WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS?!?!?!
Chloe; -to audience- She was in Dreamland before news about the movie became public, and therefore didn't know about it.
Lynn; Wait… who's directing this?
Chloe; Tim Burton.
Lynn; -explodes in a fiery explosion of joy and fangirlish screams-
Chloe; FINISH THE QUESTION PLEASE!!!
Lynn; -Composes herself- yes, I loved the Disney version. That's how I got into Alice in the first place.
Chloe; Well that's all the time we have for today! Remember; Sword's horns are adorable and awesome and you can send us questions! Bye!