A/N: Wow...Thank you so much!!!! Thanks to everybody who reviewed, added to story alerts/favourite story ext. But guys I really would appreciate it, if everybody reviewed, because I got like 9 reviews and 30 story alerts. But anyway...enough complaining on my part.

If you guys have any suggestions on a bonding activity with a certain bot...feel free to let me know! ( sorry of there is any mistakes...it took mr like half an hour to upload this, because ff is messing with my computer)

"Ratchet?"

"What!?!"

"Your optics are threatening too shoot off lightning bolts."

"See the worry in my optics."

Sam held back his remark as he climbed the stairs leading to his doctor's office. Ratchet was already angry enough, he didn't want anger him any further. A few days ago he got a letter from his human doctor asking whether Sam moved or got another doctor because he saw Sam 4 years ago. Sam decided he would pay his doctor a visit just to show the doctor he didn't visit often enough because he never got sick anymore ...no need to tell the doctor he's got an alien doctor in his place. He decided to take Ratchet as it was about time he got his bonding with him.

"Come on Ratch, it'll be fun. You can see how human doctors work."

"I know how they work." Sam snorted.

"Really? How would you know that?"

"I watch Grey's Anatomy with Mikeala." Sam was so busy gaping at Ratchet he didn't even see the door, until....BANG. Sam was still busy rubbing his nose when the door opened to reveal a human male with blonde hair and brown eyes.

"Ahhh...young Samual Witwicky...long time, no see." He stuck his hand out and Sam shook it. "And who might this be?" But before Sam could answer, Ratchet stood before Sam and answered.

"I am his doctor." He didn't shake the doctor's hand when he held it. Sam cleared his throat.

"Doctor Smith, this is my friend...who just happens to be a doctor. We all call him Ratchet."

"My friends call me that." Ratchet said as he went into the doctor's office.

"Your friends call you Hatchet." Sam shot back. Ratchet only mumbled something in return. Sam was just about to ask something when Ratchet spoke again.

"Tell me something ...Doctor Smith. Do you carry anything with you?"

"What do you mean do I carry something?"

"You know...in case of an emergency...a needle full of morphine...a hypo?"

"O yes I do. All of them. Do you carry any of them...Ratchet?"

"All of them. And even more stuff." Sam watched in a mix of fascination and horror about everything Ratchet and Doctor Smith pulled out of their lab coats. There were needles of every shape and size, bottles of every colour and even....

"A sledge hammer?" Sam squealed. Both Ratchet and the doctor turned to him.

"Why of course Sam, you never know when this might come in handy." The doctor replied.

"Tell me doctor; does any of your stuff work?" Ratchet asked

"Of course they do!"

"Prove it." Both of then slowly turned towards Sam. And with a sickening realisation Sam knew why.

"O nononononononononon!!!!! I am not some lab rat."

"Don't worry Sam. Where both doctors. We'll be here if something goes wrong." Ratchet said as Doctor Smith started towards Sam with a very big needle. The last thing Sam saw was a very big needle, very near his skin before everything went black.

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"Sam? O Saaaaaaaammmmmm wake up. I'm gonna through a bucket full of cold water on you, if you don't wake up." That surely got Sam's attention. The first thing he saw when he opened his eyes were a very amused Mikeala and Will. He slowly sat up and when he looked around he saw that he was in the rec room at the Autobout headquarters. While he looked around, his memory slowly came back.

"Ratchet!" He practically screamed. When he screamed that Will and Mikeala burst out laughing. "Where is he?"

"Ratchet and the doctor went to the bar." Mikeala replied. Sam was now very confused, Ratchet and the doctor together? To the bar? If Prowl was in Sam's place his CPU would have crashed by now.

"What happened? How did I end up here?" It took another few seconds for them to stop laughing, before Will could explain.

"You passed out when the doctor wanted to put the needle in you. So while they waited for you to regain consciousness, they discovered how much they had in common. The doctor then asked Ratchet to accompany him to the bar, when Ratchet said that he didn't drink the doctor replied that Ratchet can watch him drink. Ratchet then commed Ironhide and explained the whole situation to him, he then asked whether Ironhide and me can come and pick you up. When I went to the Doctors office, I threw you over my soldier and carried you out of the building. "

Sam buried his head in his hands, fully embarrassed. "Luckily no one saw me." He mumbled.

"Uhhmm about that, Epps came with me to pick you up."

"Epps!!! But you know he always records everything with his cellphone. Well everything except the Autobots." And to prove what Sam had just stated, Epps came running into the room screaming

"Two million hits on YouTube! Two million hits within 3 hours!!!!"

Next chapter...shopping with Arcee