"My dear, Mathieu, don't be shy!" Francis cooed as he sat on his bed.
Mathew's ears twitched, This is so demeaning! Mathew thought.
Why did he always have to be the one to wear a SKIRT when he and Francis wanted to make their love life a little more interesting?
Then a picture popped in his head and couldn't help but laugh out loud at the site. I mean SERIOUSLY! Francis? In a SKIRT?! One couldn't help but roll on the floor while trying not to piss your self from laughing so hard at a site like THAT!
"What is it?" Francis looked shocked at Mathew's sudden outburst of laughter while they were supposed to be sharing l'amour.
"Jus-just hold on a second, ay!" Mathew said as he took of the skirt. He then commanded Francis to stand and put it on. Mathew's tail was waving excitedly; he could wait to see how funny Francis looked while wearing a skir-
Oh no. What. The. Fuzz. There's just no way! Francis didn't actually look…SEXY in a MINI SKIRT??? …did he…?
A/N: and just in case someone lives under a rock, l'amour=love in French!
…although…I live under a rock, so I probably misspelled this…CX