Still broke, still don't own anything. Please don't sue, I'm broke enough

"Switch channels hun," Videl said leaning softly against Gohan's chest. They were sitting in the living room with the lights off watching a movie. Gohan was laying on the couch watching a movie about science when Videl walked in, sat in between his legs and lay on top of him so that her head used Gohan's chest as a pillow. Videl soon grew bored of the movie and asked him to change it.

"Hmm," Gohan said flipping to an HBO movie. It was a scary movie, but it was very sexual. Gohan loved watching Videl discomfort with these types of movies. There was a lot of blood and a lot of sex: gay and straight. He loved watching Videl squirm and shut her eyes.

"Ahh," Videl said softly as the two main characters got in the shower together. Gohan chuckled and continued to watch Videl. "Disgusting!" Videl commented as the sex scene grew more intense. Gohan laughed harder, he couldn't contained himself. "How is that funny Gohan! It's demeaning to women!"

"Haha I know!" Gohan said, "I'm not watching that crap, I'm watching you!"

"What?" Videl said turning over so that her chin rested on his chest and she could look up at Gohan's face.

"You look so beautiful," Gohan said moving a strand of hair off her face.

"What a Kodak moment," 17 whispered ducking in the bushes and looking through the window, "these people are so horny. Unfortunately, my sister is one of them."

Videl gave him a smile and then pulled herself up to kiss him on the lips. "Here we go," 17 complained sighing. Gohan slid his arms around her tiny waist and pulled her closer to him. Videl placed her hands on his face and slipped her tongue into his mouth. "I don't wanna watch this," 17 said pointing his fingers and hitting them with the eternal flame. Both Gohan and Videl had their eyes closed throughout the kiss and they never noticed the glow. They just continued kissing until a girl from the movie gave out a glass-shattering scream. Gohan laughed at the corniness and Videl scoffed and changed the channel. They ended out watching a Jackie Chan film and falling asleep on the couch.

When Pan walked in the door, she gave her parents a small smile then walked over to them. She turned off the T.V. and put a blanket over them. Gohan was in the same position his head toward the T.V and Videl lying face down on top of him with her head toward the T.V. as well. Pan walked to the stairs, sighed and said, "thank God they didn't get all kinky, I would not like to come home to see that!"

17 snuck into Chichi and Goku's house as soon as all the lights were off. 16 had communicated with Goku through telepathy and he came back using instant transmission just for the day. He only wanted to see Chichi and then he would return with Shenron. 17 sneaked into the room where Chichi and Goku slept peacefully. It's evident from the smell that they had just finished having sex. He could also tell from the over sized pants that were on the floor, that Goku had turned into a super saiyan 4. Sleeping he was in his normal form which was not much bigger than how he was when he left with Shenron. 17 pointed his fingers at them and shot the flame. Goku awoke at that moment and saw 17 and him and his wife glowing.

"So this is it huh?" Goku said looking at himself and at Chichi glowing red.

"Yeah," 17 said, "you now have eternal youth, look at Chichi again."

Goku looked down at Chichi. The glowing had stopped. Chichi's hair was fully black and free of all grey hairs. The wrinkles around her eyes and mouth were completely gone. She looked as youthful as she did as the day she and Goku were married. "Wow," Goku said looking at her, "amazing."

"And she will remain like that forever," 17 said, "so when you want a booty call, she'll always be strong enough for it."

Goku smiled slyly and said, "well I gotta go back to Shenron but I think I'll have one more round with my wife before I go."

17 rolled his eyes and thought, see what I mean! Horny! "Have fun," 17 said walking out of the room and the house. He flew to Tien, Yamcha, and Chiatzu's camp. They were all fast asleep, so without effort he hit them with the flame and head off to Capsule Corp. "One more couple to go and then back to Krillin and 18," 17 said as he neared the house. Vegeta and Bulma were both home but in different rooms. Vegeta was in the GR so the room was already red, he wouldn't even notice the glowing. Vegeta had his back toward the door and was punching at targets in his super saiyan form. 17 opened the door just slightly and shot the flame at him. Vegeta continued with his training completely unaware. He didn't have many wrinkles and they disappeared instantly. He started to fell stronger and stopped. 17 dashed out of there before he got caught.

"What the hell?" Vegeta said, "I get stronger with this training, but not that instantly. Maybe I'm just tired. I think I'll head off to bed."

He walked out of the GR and into the shower. Bulma was in the living room checking Goten and Bulla's temperature. They had told her about the glowing and now she's giving them a medical examination. She was a scientist, but she knew a lot about human anatomy. 17 was outside the window watching. "Nope I don't see anything wrong with you two," Bulma said putting her medical equipment away, "are you sure you were glowing red?"

"Yeah we both saw it," Goten said.

"Well then lets wait for Vegeta to get out of the shower and ask him if it's a Saiyan thing," Bulma said scratching her forehead in thought.

17 aimed his finger at her and shot the flame. Bulma started glowing red and getting younger right before everyone's eyes.

"I don't think it's a Saiyan thing," Goten said looking at Bulma in shock.

"What do ya mean?" Bulma said oblivious to the glow.

"You're glowing mom!" Bulla said.

Bulma looked at herself and was taken aback. The grey hairs on her head disappeared as did the wrinkles. She looked just like she did when Frieza was attacking Namek except with her short hair cut.

"Whoa mom, you're getting younger!" Bulla said pointing at the changes.

Bulma ran to a mirror and looked at herself, "Oh my God! I'm young again!" She squealed in delight and jumped up.

"What's wrong with you woman?" Vegeta said from the staircase.

"Look!" Bulma said turning around and facing him.

"What the hell!" Vegeta said.

Trunks walked in the room to see what was all the commotion was about and was shocked when he saw his mother. "What in the world?"

17 flew away from Capsule Corp muttering to himself, "you'll know soon enough, you'll know." 17 flew directly to Krillin and 18's apartment and floated outside their window. He was very careful not to be seen. 18 would recognize him a mile away. When he arrived he saw his twin sister sleeping on top of Krillin. She was visibly exhausted and would not wake up even if a huge earthquake hit. Krillin, underneath her, was even more exhausted. He was still inside of her and his body had bruises all over. Evidently, Krillin was just strong enough to survive the wild nights. Any other man would have died from all the broken bones and internal bleeding.

"Jeez sister, you're such a freak," 17 said pointing his fingers at the sleeping couple and shooting the flame. He had already left a letter at each household to meet up at Capsule Corp the next day and 10 am. 17 watched the glowing die down and flew off to 16's place. "Tomorrow they will know," 17 said as he flew, "I just hope they can forgive me."

Things are heating up, the climax is coming up next! Reviews would be nice! =)