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dancingwithreality: I thought so too. And I'm going to try to go through all the main characters.

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Disclaimer: See chapter 1!

On with story!

Nicole POV.

So, me and Lola are in our dorm, and then all of a sudden she drags me out. And she doesn't even tell me where we're going! Maybe I should ask her. "Lola? Um, where are we going? Do you think you know who Chase likes or something?" She doesn't even stop walking!

"You'll see. And, I don't know who Chase likes, otherwise we wouldn't have to go." Ok, call me blonde - well, actually, I'm a brunette, but I am kind of ditzy sometimes, and everyone says I'm really peppy and everything, kind of like a blonde - but what is she talking about?

We end up outside Chase's dorm room. "Ok, Lola, do you wanna tell me what's goin' on here? Because I have, like, no clue! Are we going to, like, read his diary or something?" Lola glares at me. "What?" I don't know what I did. Why does she look mad at me?

"Shut up! Michael's in there, and I don't want him to know why!" she hisses at me. It's kinda scary actually. What's she gonna do? "Michael probably knows who Chase likes, so if we can get him to tell us who it is, we can try and set them up!" Is she crazy or something?

"Yeah, but how are we gonna do that? Michael always keeps people's secrets. He's not like Logan or anything. Which is good, because if there were too many people like Logan, then -" Lola cuts me off. People do that a lot. I think it's because I talk a lot and it gets on their nerves. Or maybe it's because if they didn't they wouldn't get a chance to talk.

"Nicole! I get it, ok? We're going to use a little trick I learnt while I was in training to be an actress." Ooh, I get where she's going! "He's going to let it slip by accident, I know he wouldn't just tell us. And yes, the thought of multiple Logans is a horrible one." You can say that again! "Now, here's what you have to do. When I get him suitably confused say that Chase asked you out and told you he loves you. I'll look at you when you have to say that. Now lets go." I open my mouth to ask what she's going to do, but she doesn't give me the chance. People do that a lot too. "Just do it. It'll probably work better if you don't know what's going on." She opens the door and shouts, "MICHAEL!" so loud it hurts my ears.

He jumps so hard he falls off the chair he's sitting in. "What do you people want? To give me a bruise or somethin'? If that's what it is then -" At this point Lola throws a pillow at him. If that had been a basketball it would have given him another bruise! He would have complained about being assaulted at this point, but Lola never gave him the chance to say anything.

"What are you and Chase playing at? Are you trying to murder our feelings or something? Usually that's what Logan tries and fails to do!" At this point I get the feeling I'm supposed to be cross with him, so I try to look mad. Lola continues ranting - I can see why she's an actress. Though I still don't know what she's doing. "Wait, is Logan in on this too? If so what does he do? You two are really good at screwing with our heads! All I want to know is why, Michael! Why did you do this to me and Nicole?" She finally stops shouting now, and Michael looked like he'd just been asked a question in Maths, his worst subject, when he'd been talking a minute before - confusion and guilt were written over his face.

"What the heck are you talkin' about?" He pauses for a moment, then he sort of seems to realise something. "Oh, you mean, Chase told you? Wait, what does Nicole have to do with this?" Lola falters for a moment, and I wonder if there's more to this. I can tell she's thinking the same thing. She soon recovers though.

"Nicole? Why don't you tell him?" She looks at me. For a moment I forget what I 'm supposed to say.

"Oh. Right. Well, Chase asked me out and told me he loves me. Which is, like, totally insane, because he's going out with Lola. And I'm not going to let him cheat on Lola, 'cause that would be like betraying her." Then Lola made a cut-throat motion behind Michael's back, and I stopped talking.

Micheal looked really worried. "What? He told you he loved you?" He seems to be talking to himself more than to us. Normally I'd think he was being rude, doing that, but we were screwing with his mind, so I suppose he had an excuse. "That's insane, he loves Zoey!"

At the same time, me and Lola gasped and shouted, "ZOEY?" Michael slapped his forehead. We both knew what he was thinking. "OOPS!"

Logan POV

Is this Pick On Logan day or something? 'Cause Tracey just pushed me in the fountain, then Chase teased me about it! This isn't right, I'm supposed to be picking on them! Chase is talking, but I'm not really listening. Something about going to the beach, and Zoey. Honestly, that guy is head over heels! And he actually thinks I don't know that! Someone's gotta do something. Right about then, I have an idea. Doesn't happen very often, but when it does, it's usually a good one.

At half past seven, I put everything I need in my bag, put it on my back, and walk down to the beach. There I find Chase, Zoey, Dustin and the girl I set him up with earlier playing Would'ja Rather. How did Dustin not get dumped when I did? That's not right either! This has been a very weird day. And for them, it's going to get weirder! I took the water balloons out of my bag, and set them in a pile on the ground. See, the plan is, I soak them, scarper so they don't find out it was me and kill me, then Chase and Zoey get together while they're getting dried. Ok, so it's not the best plan, but it could work.

I launch the attack. I hit Dustin first - mainly because I can't believe his date worked out and mine didn't and that made me kind of mad at him - then Chase, then Zoey, then the other girl - Sandy, I think her name was. I throw a couple more at Chase and Zoey, then try and scarper. Unfortunately, Dustin sees me, and chases me. Chase, Zoey and Sandy are too upset over being wet to even notice Dustin going, though. Dustin catches up to me - the kid is fast, ok - and as I look behind to see if I could shake him off at the quad, he sees my face. "Logan?" he asks. "Why did you just soak us?"

"Umm," I decide to play the truth card, because I can't think of anything else to say, "I was trying to get Chase and Zoey to finally realise they like each other?" Dustin looks a bit confused at this.

"You really expect me to believe that?" This could be bad! "How does soaking us make Chase and Zoey like each other?" Kids! They're so annoying. And why has he changed his hair back? He'll never get another date!

"Because when they're getting dried they'll realise that they like each other!" Dustin looks at me funny. "Well, it could work!" Ok, so it wasn't the best idea in the world!

"There's one thing I don't understand. No, two. How does that work? And why'd you have to soak me and Sandy too?" Right then I decide to run for it.

"Bye, Dustin!" And with that I run back to my dorm. It's not until later I realise that I should have told Dustin not to tell Chase and Zoey that I soaked them, or why. After ten minutes Michael comes in.

"This has been a VERY weird day," he remarks. And I completely agree with him. On a normal day, I don't get pushed in the fountain, and my hair stays perfect. So today can't have been a normal day.

A/N: Ok, chapter 2 done. If you review you get a cookie, and if you have any ideas that you want to see in this fic PM me. Bye!

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