Title: Pwned!
Rating: T
Character(s): Emmett and Jasper
Summary: Emmett questions what pwn means, and Jasper TRIES to get him to understand. "Damn those ninjas!"
Word Count: 673
Note: Sorry for not updating in a LONG time. I've just been really really busy. Anyways, this is the shortest one, but I still loved it!
Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight!
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Pwned!
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"Hey Jasper!" Emmett yelled from behind said man, scaring said man so badly that said man jumped about three feet into the air.
"What?!" Jasper answered.
"What does 'pwn' mean?"
"Pwn?"
"Yeah, pwn,"
"Where did you hear that?" Jasper chuckled.
"Well…"
FLASHBACK!!
Emmett was skipping to his locker when suddenly he heard Mike and Eric talking.
"So, here comes Anthony all like 'Yeah, that's stupid,' and I was all like 'Your mom is stupid!'" Mike said.
Eric laughed. "Dude, you totally pwned him!"
"I know, right?!"
They laughed and walked away.
END FLASHBACK!!
Jasper laughed. "Those two are idiots. Emmett, pwn is just another way to say own. Like I totally owned you at Halo yesterday," He smirked.
"Oh…hey!" Emmett yelled.
----ONE WEEK LATER!!!----
"Damn those ninjas!" Emmett yelled.
"Ninjas?" Jasper asked.
"Yes, ninjas. They just totally popped out of nowhere and karate chopped my ass before disappearing! They totally pwned me!"
Jasper sighed. "You're going to start saying 'pwn' all the time, aren't you?"
"You betcha!"
"Emmett, can't you ever NOT be annoying?"
"Nope!"
Five seconds later.
"Pwned!" He shouted and started laughing.
"Oh, brother," Jasper muttered.
----LATER THAT WEEK!!!----
The Cullens plus Bella were sitting at their usual table and eating lunch when suddenly Mike came up to Bella.
"Hey, Bella! Where are you going to college?"
"Your mom goes to college!" She replied.
"Oh snap!" Edward said dramatically and snapped his fingers.
"You need some ice for that burn?" Alice asked seriously.
"You just got pwned!" Emmett yelled.
----A MONTH LATER----
"Hi, I'm Emmett, and you're watching another episode of 'Pwned!'" Emmett said to the camera with a cheesy grin. "Today we are going to the mall to pwn some people."
AT THE MALL!!
A girl was talking with her boyfriend. The camera zoomed in on them.
"I just don't think we can be together anymore, now that I'm moving," She said looking away dramatically.
"Can't we try a long distance relationship?" He asked desperately.
"No, we can't. There's no other way. I must leave!" She announced and left.
Suddenly, Emmett popped up out of nowhere.
"You just got pwned!" He shouted in the guys face before him and the camera guy ran away.
When they were far enough away, they stopped. "Now, for our next victim!"
A girl was shopping and she came across a beautiful cashmere sweater that was turquoise. She rummaged through the rack, but didn't find her size.
"They don't have my size!" She whined.
Emmett suddenly walked up to her, put his arm around her, shouted "Pwned!" then ran away.
"Well, fans, this concludes another episode of--"
"Sir," A policeman said, coming up to Emmett. "We've been looking for you. You're under arrest for illegal camera use and pwning people."
"What?!" Emmett shouted as the guy put handcuffs on him and led him towards the police car. "But, but, but! I'm a celebrity! My fans need me!"
"Yeah, yeah, tell it to the judge!" He shouted, shoved Emmett in the car, and slammed the door shut.
----IN COURT----
"Emmett Cullen, I hereby sentence you to jail for three days with a bail of five hundred dollars. Court dismissed!"
Emmett gaped at the judge, and he was led to the sheriff's office.
"You get one phone call," The guard said.
Emmett picked up the phone and dialed.
"Hello?"
"Edward!"
"What do you want, Emmett?" Edward groaned.
"I'm in jail, and I need you to bail me out!"
Silence.
"Please?"
"…I don't even want to know why you are in jail, but fine. I'll come over.
"Yay!"
----EDWARD ARRIVES AND BAILS HIM OUT----
"Thanks, Eddie!" Emmett said when they were walking to Edward's Volvo.
"Don't call me Eddie," Edward growled, and drove them home.
"So, Emmett, what did we learn today?" Jasper asked.
"Edward is loaded!" Emmett shouted. "Man, I saw his wallet, and there was like seven credit cards and at least a thousand dollars in cash, and not to mention--"
Jasper face palmed himself and groaned.
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Hahaha!! Eddie's pretty rich!
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--Panda