Title: Emmett the 70's Man
Rating: G for Grooviness!
Character(s): The Cullens
Summary: Emmett looks through a box with all his 70's stuff, but after looking through it, he decides the 70's weren't that bad. "For the love of--! Emmett…what the hell are you wearing?!"

Word Count: 888

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Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or "Get Down Tonight" by KC and the Sunshine Band!!

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Emmett the 70's Man

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"Why are we up here?" Emmett asked.

"For the millionth time, Emmett!" Edward shouted. "Esme wants us to clean the attic!"

"But why us?!"

"Because we pulled that prank on Rosalie, remember?"

"Oh yeah…"

The two brothers climbed the stairs to the attic and entered the dusty room. There was boxes and old furniture and clothes and—

"AH!!" Emmett suddenly screamed.

"What?!" Edward asked, alarmed.

"Spider! Kill it!"

Edward face palmed himself.

"Where did you see the spider, Emmett?" He asked.

"Over there! In the corner!" Emmett squealed.

Edward sighed and walked over to the corner. He found the creature and squashed it between his thumb and index finger (Woot! Go Edward! Yay!)

"Yay!"

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"Hey Edward, look at this," Emmett said, motioning for Edward to come over.

"What?" Edward replied, walking over.

"It's my stuff from the seventies!"

"You kept that stuff?" Edward asked in disbelief.

"Yup!"

Emmett pulled out his flattened afro from the box, fluffed it up, and put it on his head.

Edward laughed. "Remember all the girls fluffing that for you? And then they found out it was fake?!" Edward asked, laughing harder.

"I still remember Sally's scream…" Emmett reminisced. "It hurt like hell! It was so high pitched!"

Edward went to the box and pulled out a pair of bell bottom jeans and platform go-go boots. Edward snorted.

"Oh my gosh! Those were the bomb!" Emmett exclaimed, snatching the boots from Edward. "These were, as I recall, 'Groovy, man!'" Emmett said, mimicking a girl's voice.

Emmett pulled out a button down silk shirt and some chains and rings.

Emmett smirked, grabbed the stuff and shouted to Edward,

"I'll be right back!"

----THE NEXT DAY----

The Cullens (and Bella) were sitting at their lunch table when suddenly Alice had a vision. She groaned. Edward read her mind and burst out laughing.

"What?" Bella asked, but just then Emmett burst through the cafeteria doors…

…wearing his silk button down shirt, chains and rings, bell-bottom pants, platform go-go boots, and afro.

It was silent as he strode towards the Cullen's table, but then people broke out into talk and giggling, pointing at Emmett.

"For the love of--! Emmett…what the hell are you wearing?!" Rosalie asked.

"You really outdid yourself, didn't you?" Jasper asked with a shake of his head.

Bella stared at Emmett in disbelief as he popped his collar. He took out a pick from his pocket, fluffed his afro, and then left it there.

"Emmett, there's a reason those clothes are out of style," Bella said.

"Sorry to burst your bubble, Bella," Emmett said. "But chicks dig this!"

A couple of girls walked by him and giggled, so Emmett flashed them a cheesy grin.

Alice suddenly had another vision. "Emmett! Don't you dare!"

"Oh I dare," He replied and jumped up onto an empty table. Out of nowhere, he pulled out a radio and a microphone. He pressed play on the radio and KC and the Sunshine Band's song "Get Down Tonight" started playing.

Jasper didn't think it could get any worse, that is, until Emmett started singing in a high pitched voice.

Do a little dance,
Make a little love,
Get down tonight!
Get down tonight!
Do a little dance,
Make a little love,
Get down tonight!
Get down tonight!
Get down, get down, get down, get down, get down tonight baby! (Oooohh)
Get down, get down, get down, get down, get down tonight baby! (now, now, now, now)

The principal of the school burst through the doors and was about to make Emmett stop what he was doing, but the principal froze.

"I love this song!" He shouted, grinned, then started dancing, doing moves from the seventies.

The kids were shocked at first, but then they got up from their tables and joined the principal.

The Cullens stared in disbelief before shrugging and joining everyone else.

Get down, get down, get down, get down, get down tonight baby! (Oooohh)
Get down, get down, get down, get down, get down tonight baby! (now, now, now, now)

----LATER THAT DAY!!!----

"That was fun!" Emmett shouted. "We should do it again sometime!"

JUST THEN the doorbell rang. Emmett got up to answer the door and saw everyone from school plus the principal dressed up in seventies clothes.

"Party!" Emmett shouted and the mansion suddenly turned into a dance floor complete with a disco ball and a stage. The Cullens changed into their seventies clothes and joined Emmett up on the stage.

Do a little dance,
Make a little love,
Get down tonight!
Get down tonight!
Do a little dance,
Make a little love,
Get down tonight!
Get down tonight!

Suddenly, the door opened, and in came Carlisle and Esme. Esme looked angry.

"Why didn't anyone tell us you were having a seventies party?!" She asked then smiled. Suddenly, her and Carlisle were in their seventies clothes. They stepped on the dance floor and everyone formed a circle around them as they started dancing.

Get down, get down, get down, get down, get down tonight baby! (Oooohh)
Get down, get down, get down, get down, get down tonight baby! (now, now, now, now
Get down, get down, get down, get down, get down tonight baby! (Oooohh)
Get down, get down, get down, get down, get down tonight baby! (now, now, now, now)

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Lol! I liked how the principal started dancing!

Thanks for reading and review please!

--Panda