Title: Pudding!
Rating: K
Character(s): Edward and Bella
Summary: One day, while Bella was eating her lunch, Edward found out about the existence of pudding. "It's like creamy jell-o!"

Word Count: 1,300

Sorry for the long wait! Busy schedule.

Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight!

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Pudding!

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It was a Saturday afternoon, and Bella was eating some lunch before Edward took her over to the Cullen's place.

Bella was chewing contentedly on her peanut butter and jelly sandwich, when suddenly Edward appeared out of nowhere with a cup of pudding in his hand.

"What's this?" He asked her, pointing to the cup.

"It's pudding. Where did you get that, anyways?"

"Your pantry,"

"Why were you in the pantry?"

"I was curious as to what was in it then I saw this and I didn't know what it was. So…is it any good?"

"Yeah, sure. The best kind is chocolate," She sighed with a dreamy expression on her face.

Edward let her fantasize about chocolate while he investigated this "pudding."

He opened the container, took a sniff, and dropped it before shuddering. It smelled horrible! How could anybody like this offending food?!

He looked down at the pudding on the floor. It had splattered on impact, and there was even a drip of chocolate on his shoe.

Note to self—burn shoes, Edward thought dryly.

He then turned to look at Bella, who was glaring at him. "You're cleaning that up,"

"Alright," He replied. "But Bella…I forbid you from eating pudding!"

"What?! Why?!"

"Because it is an evil substance and I will not have that slime in your digestive tract!"

"Well…you can't tell me what to do!" She replied and swept dramatically out of the kitchen and stomped up the stairs.

Edward's eye twitched uncontrollably.

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The next day, it was lunchtime at school. Edward went and sat down with the rest of his family as Bella went through the line.

"Pizza? Again?" Bella mumbled to herself. She grabbed a slice and some fruit, and just as she was about to pay for her lunch, she saw it.

Chocolate pudding.

She excitedly grabbed it and then remembered Edward's words (lol…Edward's words…haha).

" I forbid you from eating pudding!"

She huffed and stuck the container on her tray.

After paying for her food, she went and sat down across from Edward.

Said man quickly scanned her tray, partly because of curiosity and partly because he didn't want anything very unhealthy going down his fiancé's throat, when he saw it.

He shivered from the memory of the repugnant stench before glaring at Bella. Said girl glared back a glared that both rivaled Edward's glared and made Emmett whimper pathetically.

"Wimp," Rosalie commented with a roll of her eyes and continued watching the unfolding scene.

"Bella," Edward said sharply. "What is that?"

"You know what it is," Bella replied with a hard tone.

She picked the container up.

"Bella…" Edward warned.

She peeled back the cover.

"Bella, I'm warning you…"

She picked up her spoon and dipped it in the dessert.

Edward tensed. Bella slowly brought it to her mouth, and Edward…

What did Edward do?

He stopped her, of course. He lunged across the table and knocked the pudding out of Bella's hands, which of course caused her to fall back in her chair. Edward, who was on the ground, stopped Bella's chair from hitting the ground as she squealed.

However, there was another squeal, and the cafeteria was suddenly quiet.

Everyone looked over to see Lauren with chocolate pudding dripping from her hair.

Everyone was still, and Bella glanced between Lauren and Edward, but then some guy stood up and yelled, "FOOD FIGHT!"

And all hell broke loose.

A piece of lettuce got caught in Alice's spiky hair, and she screamed. A piece of cake (thrown up in the air by Emmett—go figure—) landed down Rosalie's shirt, and she screamed like there was no tomorrow.

"Emmett, you retard!" She yelled and chased after him (at human speed) with a bottle of juice in her hands. When she got to him, he screamed like a girl as she pinned him down with an evil grin and squirted it all over his face and clothes.

Jasper, who was smart—unlike his siblings—had tipped a table on its side and used it as a shield with Alice. The two of them snatched food from the air and threw it at random people.

"This is fun," Alice giggled and threw an apple at someone. It hit them on the head and they fell to the ground and did a face plant in some cake.

Back with Bella and Edward…Bella and Edward were standing about three feet apart and Bella was yelling at him while Edward was defending himself.

"Edward!" Bella yelled. "It's just pudding! Grow up!"

"Bella, you know very well that I can't grow up!" Edward replied sternly.

"You know what I mean!"

Suddenly, the doors burst open and the principal walked in with a stunned expression.

Then he got very angry. "HEY!" He yelled, and everyone stopped. "SENIORS REPORT TO THE GYM, NOW!"

People cringed as they rushed to the gym with bits of food falling off of their clothes and hair.

When everyone got to the gym, they sat down against the wall, and despite their arguments, Bella sat right next to Edward.

"I can't believe you guys!" The principal (Let's call him Jeff :D) said. "I'm disappointed in all of you, and you will all come after school to clean up the mess." Jeff glared at them, challenging them to protest. "Now, who started all of this?"

Bella and Edward glanced at each other, but then they quickly turned their heads away.

"It was those two!" Lauren shrieked and pointed at Edward and Bella.

Jeff the principal blinked in shock. "What?"

"It was me, sir," Edward said and stood up.

"It was my fault too," Bella said. She wasn't about to let him get all the credit.

Mr. Jeff stared at them before weakly saying, "You two, come with me. The rest of you, report to the cafeteria after school to clean. If you don't, a month's worth of detention. Consider yourselves lucky. Now get to class!"

Everyone scuttled off to class, including the Cullens.

I hope Eddie-boy gets in big trouble! Edward heard Emmett's thoughts and glared at him.

"Come on you two." Señor Jeff (pronounced "heff") said. They followed him to his office, looking at anything but each other.

Once they stepped inside the small office, they took a seat and the one called Jeff said, "Alright, explain. You two are probably the most well-behaved in this school, and yet you start a food fight?"

"It's all his fault!" Bella accused pointing an accusatory finger at the man being accused (Edward).

"What?!" Edward bellowed.

"It's the truth! I was eating pudding and then all of a sudden he jumped across the table and wacked it out of my hand! He's a mad man, I tell ya!"

"Mad man?! I was protecting you!"

"Protecting?" Monsieur Jeff questioned.

"He thinks that pudding is going to take over my body some day and I'm going to die," Bella explained calmly.

"I do not think that!" Edward scoffed.

"Well it SEEMS like it!"

"ENOUGH!!" Jeff (the dungeon master) yelled. "The two of you are acting like a bunch of lunatics! Edward, get it in your head that pudding is harmless! It's just a delicious treat that everyone enjoys….well, except for you, but that's not the point! Point is, you need to get over this…this… phobia. Now, get back to class."

"Wait, so no punishment?"

"No, now go!"

Bella gave a small salute before scuttling out the door with Edward.

Once outside, Edward said, "I'm sorry, Bella. I didn't mean to get you into trouble. And I'm sorry about taking things too far."

"It's alright Edward. I know you were just looking out for me." She was about to lean in and give him a kiss, but then he said,

"I still forbid you from eating pudding."

Bella screamed.

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So what did you think? I'm a little rusty, but I think you got the gist.

Did everyone notice Jeff the Wonderful Wizard's titles? When I was writing this, I was like "He can't just be called Jeff" and so I put in different ones. I like Jeff (the dungeon master). That was my favorite :D

Review please!!

--Panda