*A/N And here's part 2! Please enjoy. It's kinda naughtier than the first part in my opinion, but oh well! ^_^*

How Naruto and Sasuke Decide Who's Pitcher and Who's Catcher PT2

Naruto: Sasuke, you're a bastard for leaving me and deserting the village, but I still love you and really want you to come back.

Sasuke: I know. I've come to realize I love you too Naruto. Now that my brother is dead and I've exacted my revenge, I can return with you.

*some time later in Sasuke's house*

Naruto: *kissing Sasuke*

Sasuke: *kissing Naruto*

Naruto: *removes Sasuke's clothes* Sasuke, I want you so much right now!

Sasuke: *removes Naruto's clothes* I want to be in you so bad, Naruto!

Naruto: Huh?! Wait, who said you'll be in me? I'm getting in you!

Sasuke: *laughs* Yea right, dobe! You know I'm stronger than you, so I'll be on top.

Naruto: *scoffs* In your dreams teme! It'll be a cold day in Hell before that happens.

Sasuke: No way. Now get on the bed so I can fuck you senseless.

Naruto: You already have no senses if you think I'm gonna do that!

Sasuke: *growl* I'm top!

Naruto: *snarl* No, I am!

Sasuke: *smirk* Fine. Think you can top me? I'd like to see you try.

Naruto: *sits up and grins* My pleasure.

Sasuke: *raises eyebrow* I'm sure the pleasure's all mine.

Naruto: *glares* Teme…

Sasuke: *smirks and crosses arms over chest*

Naruto: *lunges*

Sasuke: o.O

Naruto: *tackles teme to ground* Submit!

Sasuke: Ha! That's not likely. *rolls over and pins the dobe down*

Naruto: I'll make you eat those words while I fuck you in the ass!

Sasuke: I was just about to say the same thing. *holds Naruto's hands above his head*

Naruto: Think it'll be so easy? *knees Sasuke in the stomach*

Sasuke: *doubles over holding aching abdomen*

Naruto: *smirks and gets up*

Sasuke: * glares and punches blond idiot*

Naruto: *falls onto side of bed holding face*

Sasuke: *sits up and goes behind Naruto with a smirk* Want to kiss it and make it better?

Naruto: Fuck you!

Sasuke: That's what I intend to do to you. *slides finger into Naruto's entrance*

Naruto: *gasps*

Sasuke: Now, Naruto, tell me that you want me in you. *rubs throbbing cock along a tanned thigh*

Naruto: *moans softly* Like hell I will! *throws head back and hits Sasuke square in the nose*

Sasuke: *falls back clutching nose* Damn it Naruto!

Naruto: *turns around and straddles some fine Uchiha thighs* Don't punch my face then, teme.

Sasuke: *glares and rolls over to reverse positions* You'll pay for that, dobe.

Naruto: *rolls eyes and grabs a leaky Uchiha cock*

Sasuke: *breath catches* Cheater!

Naruto: All's fair in love and war baby. *grins and pushes Sasuke down*

Sasuke: And I do so love my dobe.

Naruto: *blushes and lets go*

Sasuke: *smirks and reverses positions again* You're mine. *kisses*

Naruto: *momentarily in a daze*

Sasuke: *uses opportunity to enter his dobe's delicious hot entrance*

Sasuke+Naruto: *gasp/moan*

Naruto: *slightly out of breath* Well, teme? Weren't you supposed to fuck me senseless?

Sasuke: I'm glad you see it my way. *smirks*

~after fucking Naruto senseless~

Naruto: *seriously out of it*

Sasuke: Wow... I never knew stars were so bright.

Naruto: Teme, it's the middle of the day.

Sasuke: ... Whatever *snuggles*

Naruto: *grins and snuggles*

*So there's my Valentine to you all! Again, I apologize for not getting around to my other fics. I will get out some chaps for An 'F' in Love and Living Legacy some time this week. And I'm also starting two new stories as well as revising a few very old ones I found in the depths of my room. So look forward to a lot! Please R&R You know you wanna. ^_^*