A/N: hey guys, sorry for the long wait. I have been... callibrating. ENJOY!

2 hours later...

The Doctor had been waiting outside for a long time now. He felt slightly sorry for the Master, or Archie Tate, as Rose kept addressing him as from the other side of the door. The best piece of advice he could give to anyone, even with memories of travelling two universes for centuries, was Do Not Mess With A Tyler Woman.

He looked up as the door opened, Rose poking her head round the side, grinning at him. He couldn't help but grin back.

"Would you like to go and meet Archie Tate?" She asked, smirking.

He frowned.

"What d'you mean go and meet Archie Tate? He's in the next room!"

"Err, no he isn't." Rose giggled "Jake and Mickey took him to his new house about an hour ago, whilst he was still asleep. He will wake up, and go about his life as if he was always a florist and go about living life as a normal human."

He gaped for a second, before regaining control of his jaw.

"And Lucy?"

"Is now a nun in Aberdeen. Called Grettel Schmitt." Rose rolled her eyes as he gaped again. "You should stop gawping, y'know, it doesn't suit you."

He pouted "Rose Tyler, I'll have you know, I'm a sex god. Any facial expression looks flawless on me."

She shook her head at his ego. "Still modest, I see?"

"Oh yes."

"Anyway... Archie Tate?" She asked, expectantly.

He sighed "Erm. No thanks."

She pouted, making him grin widely. She was so adorable when she pouted.

"I thought, Rose Tyler, we could spend the rest of our day doing... other things." He waggled his eyebrows, suggestively.

"What kind of things?" She grinned again, picking up his mood instantly.

"Well... It involves, you, me, a blanket, some bananas, a hill and not a lot of clothing."

Rose raised her eyebrows at him "You're a very randy meta-crisis, aren't you?"

"You complaining?" He asked, moving closer to her so their noses touched.

She shook her head violently, grinning darkly. "Where?"

"I thought you were supposed to be the planet expert."

"Iam!" She insisted, quickly, and then went quiet in thought.

It was a couple of minutes before the Doctor shook Rose out of her daydream. She was staring gormlessly up at the ceiling, eyes gold with thought.

"Rose?" He asked, impatiently, shaking her gently.

She snapped out of her daydream, giving him a mega watt smile. "What about Patrick?"

"Who's Patrick?" He asked, slightly jealous. He didn't want anyone but Rose involved in his plans for the rest of the day.

She rolled her eyes. "Not a person, you dope. The planet Patrick. In the Oojax constellation. 61st century. Pink sky, purple clouds. Very quiet. We can rent a hill and do whatever you had planned... outside."

He grinned, pulling her into his chest. "And that, Rose Tyler, is one of the many reasons why I lo-"

"ROOOOOOOSE?" Came Derek's loud voice from the other side of the door "If you don't come out now, I'm knocking the door down!"

They both groaned loudly, and made their way to the door.

"I'll deal with this." She whispered to him, before opening the door to face a very agitated Derek.

"What have I done now?" Rose asked Derek, wearily, pulling the Doctor through the door behind her, into the lobby.

Her whole team were sitting around a large table, in the middle of ordering pizza.

"Nothing, we just wanted to know what Pizza you guys wanted." Jack replied, grinning at the Doctor and Rose's joined hands.

The Doctor looked expectantly at Rose, impatient for Pink skies and blankets.

"Actually... We've allready eaten." Rose replied, squeezing the Doctor's hand.

Everyone narrowed their eyes at her.

"...Right..." Said Mickey, disbelievingly.

Rose ignored their reaction. "Gonna take timey here to one of the Venoction Combat planets. He wants karate lessons."

She kicked the Doctor as he snorted.

"Oh. Ok. I'll come with you." Said Mickey, sounding a little more convinced.

"Me too." Said everyone else, at the same time.

Rose had to fight the look of frustration from her face. She shook her head.

"Humans aren't allowed on Venoctia."

They all sat down, disappointed.

"We'll see you later, then." The Doctor grinned at them all, as Rose put the teleport chain round both of their necks.

They all nodded, looking slightly put out.

"You guys can go and explore this afternoon. No defending needed." Rose smiled as everyone cheered.

"You ready?" The Doctor asked Rose. She nodded, wrapping her arms round his waist.

He hit down on the teleport button and they both disappeared.

Jack looked suspiciously at the space where his two friends had just disappeared.

"Gwen. Check the coordinates Rose set on her teleport." He ordered, narrowing his eyes.

Gwen giggled and ran over to the computer, looking through Rose's teleport history.

"They've gone to a planet called Patrick in the Oojax constallation. In the 61st century." She told Jack.

He guffawed, loudly.

"What's the joke, Cheesecake?" Mickey asked, confused.

"They've gone to a sex planet." He replied, through laughs.

"D'you think she knows?" Mickey asked again, grinning.

"Wouldn't doubt it." Jack replied.

They all shuffled around, awkwardly, for a few minutes.

Jake broke of the silence. "Well, don't know about anyone else, but I'm not going to follow them. Who wants to go to Rome for the rest of the afternoon?"

Everyone nodded, in agreement, picking up their teleports, giggling at the news of Rose's... escapade.

Mickey shouted "3...2...1 GERONIMO!"

And with that, the Torchwood team, minus Rose and the Doctor, disappeared.

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