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The Next Morning...

The Doctor groaned, as the sound of Rose's mobile ringing woke him up. It was 6 in the morning. This was NOT acceptable. Quickly grinning at Rose who was burrowed into his chest, snoring softly, he grabbed the phone from the beside table and answered the call.

"Well good morning Randyanna Jones! Did you have a nice time bunnyhopping with your skinny boy on that Oojax sex planet yesterday?" Jack taunted, before the doctor could say anything.

"WHAT? How did you know about that?" He cried, in a very high pitched voice.

The only sound available to the Doctor after that for a couple of minutes was the rather annoying sound of Jack Harkness wetting himself on the other end of the line.

"SOMEBODY forgot to switch the tracking device on their teleport off yesterday!" Replied Jack, when he was able to talk again.

The Doctor gasped "Do not tell Rose."

The Captain giggled again "No can do. It is my duty as an annoying best friend to tease Miss Tyler about her sex life, no matter how fantastic it may be."

"It is none of your business!" He muttered, blushing deeply.

"Hell it is!" Jack cried.

"Hell it isn't!" The Doctor yelled back, maybe a little bit too loudly.

"Hell what isn't?" Asked a voice that belonged to neither Jack or the Doctor.

He looked down to see Rose snuggled against his arm, looking up at him expectantly.

"Err... Nothing." He replied, kissing her forehead, quickly.

Rose looked decidedly put out "Ok, then. Give me my phone."

"Oh boy! You're never gonna get laid again!" Came Jack's glee filled voice from the phone.

It was then that the Doctor realised in horror, that the phone had gone on to speaker phone by accident.

"And why is that?" Rose asked, snatching the phone from the Doctor's hands.

"Because he forgot to turn the tracking device off on his teleport. So now all the team, including your Dad, know that you spent yesterday on an Oojax sex planet called Patrick instead of going to Venoctia. Figured you might be slightly miffed." Jack blurted out.

Rose's face went blank as she hung up the phone call. She turned to look blankly at the Doctor.

"Umm... I love you forever?" He offered, nervously, trying to change the look on her face and the gold that was appearing in her eyes.

She reached behind her and grabbed an armful of pillows.

"You'd better run, timey." She said, grinning mischievously, raising a pillow above her head.

He laughed, grabbing another pillow, bringing it quickly down on her head. Rose growled as he darted across the room, grabbing her teleport, giggling as he slammed and locked the door behind him. That made Rose laugh hard and slightly darkly. Not because he head just whacked her with a pillow. Not because her hair was now a feathery mess. It was because he knew so little about Time Gods. And how they didn't need teleports to move short distances.

Clutching her pillows and clicking her fingers, she vanished from the bed and reappeared on the other side of the door, in front of the Doctor who was giggling like a ninny. The giggling soon stopped.

"Now that's just not fair!" He wailed, before Rose thumped him over the head several times with her pillows.

When Rose was satisfied that his hair was feather filled enough and that he wouldn't be publicly humiliating her again any time soon, she withdrew, giggling at him. He looked like a frustrated duck.

"I thought you were a pacifist!" He cried, rubbing his head.

"I though you weren't a wimp!" She retorted, hands on hips.

She had him there.

"Now if you'll excuse me, I have a few things to do. Namely, thinking up a story that will humiliate Harkness for humiliating me, get changed for work, and have my feathery lover show me he is truly sorry for being an idiot." Rose said, brushing feathers off her t-shirt.

The Doctor beamed at her, pulling her off her feet, into his arms.

"Well... I'm pretty sure I can help with that last bit." He murmured, stealing a quick kiss from her smiling lips.

She cocked her eyebrows at him. "Oh yes?"

"Oh yes!" He replied loudly, unlocking the door and charging into the bedroom with her.

She giggled as he pushed her onto the bed, jumping on with her.

Rose could never stay mad at him for long.