Disclaimer-I don't own Fire Emblem or any of the characters. The only characters I own are Athena and Darren Masters along with Alyssa Lee and Sean Connors both of whom, I will introduce later in the story.
Author's Note-Which this story will be told from Athena and Roy's POV. Italics means the character's inner thoughts or in this case Roy or Athena's inner thoughts. I also decided to change things up and have one chapter be told from Athena's POV and another be told from Roy's POV. I also changed Alice's name back to Athena for this chapter and onwards because I decided that the name fits the character better and I designed this story before Fire Emblem Shadow Dragon was announced anyway.
Athena's POV
I was busy gagging at a joke I heard from Sean, the new boy in school when I noticed Kyrie and Roy walking over to me. The sun has obviously fried this guy's brains! Why would he choose the camel over a naked girl? I asked myself as Kyrie raised an eyebrow at my face. Sighing I leaned over and whispered in her ear the joke I just heard which caused her to shudder.
"What was the joke that grossed you so much?" Roy asked as Sean told the joke. Sean was the boy who just transfered here.
"Well this guy who was in the desert, he has been wondering the desert for days, he is hungry and thirsty not mention horny. Since it has been days since he has had sex, he is really horny and he looks over at the camel; who looks really good right now. So he has the camel bend over and tries to fuck but it's really hard to fuck it. Just then he sees a naked blonde girl who is chained next to a well. So he goes over and unchains her then gets something to drink for them both. The blonde is greatful and says 'How can I repay you?' the guy responds 'Can you help me fuck this camel?'" Sean said as Roy gagged.
"Forget I asked that is wrong!" the redhead boy said as he gagged.
"I would rather choose the naked girl over the camel!" I shouted as everyone stared at me.
"Are you lesbian Athena?" Mia asked as she and Micaiah had walked over to where Roy and I were sitting.
"What would you rather choose a naked girl or a camel?" I retorted.
"Point taken," Micaiah pipped up.
"Have you heard anything worse then that Athena?" Sean asked me as I nodded.
"Yeah I have wanna hear the joke?" I asked curiously as Roy nodded.
"Sure let's hear it!" he said.
Boy are you gonna regret saying that Roy. I thought as I cleared my thoart.
"Okay so there are these three friends alright? They happen to go out boating one day and their boat runs out of gas near an island. So they go over to the island in order to get some fuel and food since they happened to have ran out of food. When they arrive finding no one there, they decide to explore the island the bit until they see three natives dressed in skirts with no shirts on. They speak in some weird langauge that none of the three guys have ever heard. Some time later, the village chief arrived and for some strange reason he spoke English. So the chief says 'What are you doing on my island?'
The first guy says 'We are stranded since our boat ran out of gas. We were wondering if you had fuel,'
'We do not allow foreigners on our island; so you have to be punished for trapasing! Now you must choose your punishment; hula-bula or death?!' The village chief says.
'Well I don't know what hula-bula is and I don't want death! If I really have to choose between the two; I guess I choose hula-bula,' the first guy says.
'Hula-bula!' yells the village chief. So the three villagers grab the first guy, slam him on the ground and proceed to rape him in the ass. When they are finished with him; the village chief turns to the second guy.
'You must choose your punishment; hula-bula or death!' says the village chief says.
The second guy responds 'I don't want hula-bula and I sure as hell don't wanna die! If I honestly have to choose betwen the two; I choose hula-bula'
'Hula-bula!' yells the village chief; so the three villagers grab the second guy; slam him on the ground then proceed to rape him in the ass as well.
When they are finished with him; the village chief turns to the third guy and says 'you must choose your punishment; hula-bula or death!'
'Oh no I'm going out with my diginity intact; I choose death!' the third guy responds.
Upon hearing this, the village chief nods to the villagers then turn to the third guy and says 'you want death, very well then. It's death by hula-bula!''
"Oh hell fucking no! I would of choosen hula-bula! Better having a sore ass then being dead!" Roy screamed as I nodded.
"Yeah my thoughts exactly," I refirmed.
"That was the joke that Kevin told us wasn't it?" Kyrie asked curiously as I nodded.
"Yeah it was. He always did have a sick sense of humor," I said as I turned to Micaiah and Mia.
"Is death by hula-bula even possible?" Micaiah asked as I shrugged.
"I dunno and quite frankly; I'd rather not know!" Roy said as though he had read my mind then I noticed at all of the other girls were staring in our direction.
"You shouldn't of screamed Roy," Micaiah said as she smiled nervously and the girls went back to their busniess.
"We better get to class come on Athena," Mia said as I nodded and ran towards the weapons training class with Roy and Micaiah right behind me.
As we dashed towards class, I idly let my thoughts wonder as what will happen now that we have two guys on campus instead of one. Nevertheless it should still be interesting!
I slid to a stop in front of the door and opened it steppng inside and sittng down on my seat. I noticed some of the girls were giving me strange looks prompting me to think that they may of heard my joke or Sean's joke for that manner. I shrugged and waited for Stefan to appear while Roy, Micaiah and Mia all took their seats and the class began.
I listened he gave a lecture about occult scrolls and the various skills that can be taught to various classes; such as Stun for flying units, tear for Bird Laguz, Rend for Beast Laguz; Astra for Truebladers, Bane for Whispers and Letheality for Assassins among others skills. He then asked us if Roy and I could demostare a couple of the skills.
"Okay then shall we Roy?" I asked as Roy nodded and the two of us walked over to the front and faced each other.
"Astra!" roared Roy as he twirled his blade then pointed at me then with blinding speed rushed forward and slashed me five time causing me to fall on my back; groaning in pain, I struggled to my feet and twirled my dagger.
"Bane!" I shouted as I threw my dagger from my right hand to my left hand then rushed forward and slashed Roy three times and flipped backwards. He grunted then fell to his knees gasping for air.
"Very impressive! Healers! Do you mind healing these two of their wounds?" Stefan asked as the healers ran over and began to heal our wounds. I began to feel my strength coming back as I stood up and shook off my sore limbs; Roy did the same thing as me then the two of us went back to our seats.
"I will except more demostrations of the skills as the school year progresses understood?" Stefan asked as the rest of the class nodded in agreement and the bell rang.
"Are you okay Athena?" Kyrie asked me as she walked over to where Roy and I were standing.
"Yeah I'll be fine sis! What about Roy? Are you okay?" I asked curiously as my roommate nodded.
"Yep! I'm alright! Man that skill hurt like hell though," He commented as I nodded in agreement.
"Yeah Astra hurt too," I refirmed as we went to English II class; causing me to sigh. I really didn't want to be bored out of my mind with some kind of boring thing. Then again I only find it boring cuz I don't even understand what they are saying. English happens to be one of my favorite subjets in school so whatever I guess I'll just bare with it then.
We arrived in class and took our respective seats as I idly gazed around the class for any familar faces and I idly noticed most of the girls were minding their own business or gossiping which is fun I guess; depending on who or what for that matter you gossip about. Then again I'm not really into gossiping about others and that little thing branded me a goodie two shoes by the other girls but it's not I really care anyway (and I don't really give a fuck about what they think of me anyway for the record).
The whole class pulled out there textbooks and began to listen to dramatic version of Romeo and Juliet rather then having us read it; much to pretty much everyone's relief.
The rest of the class was just listening to the play and I think I must of set my head down and fell asleep..............................
A/N-Another chapter finished! Sorry for the delay but writer's block is a bitch! Next chapter coming soon! Until then R&R! sk8erkidd93