Hey! I think i updated sooner, hope so at least. We left off where Puck escaped the scarlet hand with Sabrina. And where Puck's army of chimps attack Sabrina and Puck with balloons of goo. Sabrina is still under the spell :( HOWEVER! Puck is getting closer to figuring out how to break it. DUN DUN DUNNN!!!!
I do NOT own Sister's Grimm, so this is my disclaimer.
I waded in the shallow end of my lagoon. I was washing myself off from the surprise attack of my own team. I've taught them too much.
I looked over by the trampoline. That was where I was keeping the wet Sabrina. (Whom is getting rather smelly lately.) Maybe I should let the old lady wash her…
I mean I know stink, I love stink. But Sabrina…that is too much. Way too much. Can we say rank?
Rodney jumped out from the trees. He shrieked and fell to his knees, bowing down to me.
I sprung myself into the air and landed just before him. He looked up, holding out an unlit match.
"Rodney, I have taught you well. You are a very important animal and to that, I shall attack you as well. Then after the great battle of goop, I will promote you to high general." Did I just compliment Rodney? Since when do I compliment?
I took the match from him and threw it into the water.
"But then again that would be nice of me wouldn't it?" I took out a giant water balloon filled with mayonnaise and jelly. Rodney started to back up, but before he could go any further, I slammed it on him. He ran away screaming.
That's more like me.
I walked over to Sabrina and looked at her. Why won't she just wake up!?
I grab for my flute and blew high pitched notes.
"Minions, I have a very important task for you." They blinked on and off signaling that they were ready for anything. "Go find the cure for Sabrina's sickness and if anyone gets in your way…well, you know what to do." They hurriedly ran off.
At least they listen to me.
I walked over to Sabrina, smelling her odor three feet away. At least it isn't a dead corpse smell. Then I'd be worried. I guess this odor freaks me out 'cause I'm not used to it on her. She always smelled good. (and yes I just said that)
"Why do you have to reek?" I whispered, brushing off a lock of hair.
I shuddered. That was so not me right there! I don't claim this moment! I should be torturing her in her sleep! I should be putting glue in her hair! Why must I like her? I've got it! Once she wakes up, I leave. That way I'll stop growing and liking her. And…I won't have to marry her in the future, ugh!
One of my minions came back and it was demanding attention. I turned around and translated it 'pixie code' 'cause I'm that cool. Some of the pixies found the answer but couldn't bring it, which meant I had to leave the house again. Does no one know me!?
I walked quietly out of my room and to the front door.
"Where you going?" Daphne said, licking her fudge pop which was a strange green color… Must be homemade.
"Uh, nowhere." "Then why are you leaving?"
"Because this place is so dull for my mischievous interests. Now scat kid, I've work to do." I open the door and slam it behind me. I knew I was rude, but I'm always rude, so I didn't give it a second thought.
"Puck!" Daphne yelled behind me.
I spin to face her, there was no way she was going with me. I didn't need to protect and search for the answer/remedy. Whatever it happens to be.
"Why can't I help you?" "You wanna help?" She nodded vigorously. (Ugh Sabrina! Stupid smartness wearing off on me!)
"Then go into my room, pick up the wet girl on my trampoline, and bathe her. That would be extremely helpful. Thank you and goodnight!"
"I can do that." "Never doubted you couldn't."
She beamed and ran inside, at least now Sabrina won't stink up my room, even more…
My minion rounded the house and came to me, speaking in it's native tongue. According to it I had to go to the old hag's house. Just the person I needed to see to make this day all bright and nice. (That is indeed sarcasm.)
Baba Yaga.
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-Kenna92005