True Strength 5

And a disclaimer for all my stories. I don't own anything about Naruto. Until I revive Team Clover and make a Naruto game. Then I will own 2.3 of Naruto. I think…jk…ish.

Naruto and his team were traveling back from Wave Country with Haku and Zabuza. They were traveling in a rather large caravan back home courtesy of Tazuna. Zabuza, Kakashi, Sasuke, and Sakura were riding in the front of the caravan. Haku had sealed her and Naruto within the back with an ice wall.

"And you don't need to know any more you little perverts. And don't get any naughty ideas okay." the author says as he continues typing.

The team arrived at Konoha and reported to the Hokages office. Naruto stood there explaining why Sarutobi should let Haku and Zabuza stay in Konoha. He through a triumphant fight that I shall put into a rhyming form because I can.

Twas the night Team 7 arrived in Konoha, tis it be silent all through the night.

In the Hokages office there stood a furious fight.

Standing there was Naruto who was arguing all day.

Trying to keep Sarutobi's attempts at getting rid of Haku and Zabuza at bay.

Although his attempts were futile, he still stood proud.

"Pleeaaase let them stay! I'll only charge them rent!" laying on the floor Naruto cried aloud.

"No Naruto I can't. Their missing-nins I might as well kill them and have them buried."

'EUREKA! This was his last chance too keep them here. "ME AND HAKU-CHAN ARE GETTING MARRIED!"

Everybody in the room jaws fell to the floor, eyes filled with shock.

Sarutobi, Kakashi, and Sasuke's jaws were still on the floor, eyes still each as big as a clock.

As Naruto walked off with Haku in his arms. As a girl with envy burning in her eyes stood in her shop doorway watching from the sidelines.

Icharaku's Ramen

"Now that me and you are officially married what are we going to do Haku-chan?" Naruto asked as he slurped his ramen. Haku looked at him with a smile which turned into a serious face.

"Naruto-kun…you have to tell me…did you do that just so I could stay here…or did you do it because…" Haku said as she looked down at the counter top.

"Because what Haku-chan?" Naruto asked as he finished his twentieth bowl of ramen.

"Did you just do it because you just want me as a booty call?" Haku asked as she looked down at her ramen blushing. Naruto spat out his three hundredth bowl of ramen.

"HAKU-CHAN!…I did it because I do love you. If you think that I did it because I just wanted someone to make out with I would have hooked up with every single girl I dated before that. I do love you. Your what I always wanted in a girl. Strong, smart, hot, a kunzite, hot, big boobs, white panties, hot, big boo-" Naruto almost finished as Haku put her hand over his mouth.

"Ok I get it. Geez…" Haku said as she pulled her hand off of her husband's mouth and heard the words, 'Big, beautiful, boobs' which made her eyes twitch. She was going to hit Naruto across the head but he wasn't there. She looked for Naruto but she couldn't find him. Then out of no where a she heard "DANCHAKU RENDAN!" She began to panic and dashed towards the area of the explosion with her senbon needles ready.

2 minutes ago…

Naruto was talking about why he liked Haku and his ears twitched.

"NARUTO-KUN! HELP!" screamed out a very familiar voice.

"Kanami-chan?" Naruto said to himself questioningly. He dashed in the way of the scream leaving Haku all alone.

He arrived in a nearby forest and found a very large man holding his Kanami against a tree.

"Common baby…just open up your mouth." the large man whispered. Naruto was getting angry but then the man did something that just demolished Naruto's attitude. The man kissed Kanami. HIS Kanami-chan. Naruto rammed his fist into the mans head, sending him up in the air.

"Naruto-kun?" Kanami said questioningly. She watched as her knight in shining armor proceeded to beat the living crap out of the large man who kissed her.

Naruto disappeared and reappeared behind the man and plunged his fist into the mans spleen. Then Naruto's gauntlets began glowing a slight bluish color. The man was sent flying into a tree, which was sent tumbling down from the force of the punch that sent the man flying. The man began to fall down to the earth but Naruto was already there. The mans spine fell onto Naruto's fist and a large cracking sound was heard. The man cried out in horror as Naruto sent him flying back into the air. The man began his descent again but Naruto kicked him into the air.

'Right punch. Left kick. Right uppercut. Scissor kick. Swallow kick. Demon punch. Dragon Danchaku!' Naruto thought as he drove his fist through the mans stomach.

"Danchaku Rendan!" Naruto yelled out as the man fell to the ground, dead. Kanami ran up to Naruto and hugged him.

"Naruto-kun! You saved me!" Kanami said as she kissed Naruto. The kiss lasted for about thirty seconds but…

"NARUTO!" Haku yelled out enraged. "Who is this?!" she yelled out as Naruto began to sweat.

"Haku-chan this is Kanami-chan. Kanami-chan this is my fiancé." Naruto said nervously as Kanami looked at Naruto with anger in her eyes.

"What?" Kanami said with anger in her voice.

'Oh crap…' Naruto thought as his Haku-chan and Kanami-chan waited for a explanation.

Notes.

Merry Christmas.

I wrote this in like thirty minutes so it might not be as good as usual.

So yeah. I finally decided the pairings.

Naru/Harem of Sakura, Ino, Hinata, Temari, Ten-Ten, Kanami, Haku, and Tayuya.

Iruka/Anko

Kurenai/Asuma

Please tell me who I should pair Kazama up with.

Ja Ne