Skatie: Oh. I thought you'd jumped off a cliff.
Bark: I did. Something broke my fall.
Skatie: Your head, perhaps?
Bark: *Shrugs* Probably.
HP: Skatie! Shower's free!
Bark: Who the hell are you?
Skatie: Harry, Bark. Bark, Harry.
HP: *Snorts* What kind of name is Bark?
Bark: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY BATHROOM!
HP: What do you think?
Bark: You better not have used my mango body wash. It's expensive.
HP: No it's not. You got it from Priceline.
Bark: I did not!
HP: You left the sticker on. My god, is that a pimple on your nose?
Bark: WHAT? NO! *runs to bathroom*
Skatie: That was just hitting below the belt.
HP: Whose side are you on?
Skatie: Last time he got a pimple he nearly killed himself. It's a serious problem.
Bark: Why, you dirty little liar!
*Bark turns Harry into a frog*
Skatie: Why the hell did you do that?
Bark: He discovered my secret.
*Frog hops out of the front door*
Skatie: Ah, well. He was a terrible shag.
Bark: Enough of this chit chat Skatie. Pour me a bath.
Skatie: Pour it yourself you worthless git.
*Bang on door*
Evil warlord: OPEN UP! Ooh, a kitten!
*Bark runs into bathroom*
Skatie: *Opens door* What's the problem?
Evil warlord: I'm looking for Bark. And how much is this kitten?
Skatie: *Glances at kitten* Dunno, never seen it bef- Oh, oh THAT kitten. Five hundred bucks. And why do you want Bark?
Evil Warlord: I'm going to kill him!
Skatie: Just through to the bathroom.
Evil Warlord: Thank you. I'll be back for the kitten.
*Loud noise from bathroom. Frog hops out of door and hides behind Skatie*
Skatie: *Disappointed* I thought you aid you were going to kill him.
Evil Warlock: He's not worth it. Here's your money.
*Hands Skatie money, picks up kitten and leaves*
Skatie: *To frog* Why doesn't anyone who says they're going to kill you ever actually kill you?
Bark: *Changes back into person* Beats me. How much of that is mine?
Skatie: What did you do to him?
Bark: Slept with his wife.
Skatie: *Snorts* I'm taking a bath.
Bark: And while you're there, run me-
Skatie: No. And the money is mine. Screw you.
Bark: In your dreams.
Obviously, HP is Harry Potter. We love Bark and bath time!!!
Liannah xoxo