BPOV.

June 21st exile to siberia…. I mean Washington.

Is there really even a difference? I cant tell.

isn't siberia the place they send you to die?

And from my experience Fork's isn't that much different.

I think the medium age is 85, with a life expectancy of uh 86.

Sounds about right to me.

Thanks mom.

Thank you for buying me a one way ticket to hell.

I mean Gramp's and Gran's musilenum, where it always smell's like desiccated socks.

Ugh, I am sure there happy about it to, it will just be one great summer of chinese torture for all of us.

Who care's anyway?

Nobody.

Actually, maybe Fork's is the perfect place for me.

In fact when I get off this bus I should just walk over to the pier and jump.

End it all, Before it even starts.

Goodbye world.

Goodbye Washington.

The truth is, if I wasn't around, it would solve every one's problems.

Mom could really focus on saving marriage number nine.

And my grandmother could spend her whole summer making those sea shell things.

And Gramp's could finish up that boat of his.

Yea, Gran's defiantly wouldn't care if I wasn't around.

I swear she has some serious anxiety issues, maybe I should give her some of my pill's.

That's what I should do, make it easy on everyone.

If I was not here, there lives would be better.

There is only one person who might actually care.

But Dad isn't around anymore.

As we drove on the guy next to me was snoring so loud, So I got an idea.

I ripped off I little piece of his news paper and stuck it in his mouth hanging wide open snoring.

I shook my head in disgust.

As the bus turned of the exit to Fork's the guy woke up coughing and spitting up.

I had to turn my head for a second to hide my smile.

He looked at me so I nodded my head in symphony.

"Busses suck huh?"

The bus pulled up the the fork's stop.

Great.

"HELLO WASHINGTON" I yelled in my head as I stepped off the bus.

Good times.

"Hello sweetie."

I looked up but my eye's had to adjust.

"How nice to see you Bella" My grandmother said with a smile.

"Gramp's, Gran's" I said while nodding my head.

"Hi" I said.

"You folk's don't look so bad all thing's considered.

"Hello to you to Bella" My Grandmother said.

"Yeah Yeah Hello Hello. We all know why I'm here. NO need to act thrilled about it" I said while walking a few steps.

We la hopped in the grandparent car, something old I don't know what it is, and drove through the town the the house.

I looked around with my face crumpled in disgust.

"We are glad to have you here honey, we really are" My gramp's said.

"Yeah well, I didn't really plan and spending my summer in Washington in what might as well be a nursing home" I replied.

Just as we passed some old people playing shuffle bored.

"Well I guess you glad to be out of school for the summer right" He said trying to talk again.

"If I cared one microbe about school, I guess Yeah it would be some kind of relief"

"Well your mother said you where on the honor roll all year. thats terrific you should be proud of yourself. You'll get into a good collage" He said.

"I'm not going to collage"

"Of course your going to collage" my grandmother said speaking for the first time since the bus station.

"The fact is, I'm going to kill myself before I turn eighteen, so that doesn't really leave much time for an undergraduate degree". I told them.

I assume you know a joke is suppose to be funny" she said.

"Its not a joke" I told them.

My grandparents shared a look.

"See I have been making this list of all the different ways you can die"

"Self immolation, falling from a great height, I don't know about electrocution, I hear your heart really cook's and you puke up your melted gut's" I said.

"Alright Bella just stop, just stop right now" she said.

"Well at the same time I've been making this list of things I wanna do before I die, for instance I wanna eat a bug, just to say that I did."

"Uh I wanna get in a fist fight with a grown man. Don't ask, I wanna learn how to really paint, and maybe get a tattoo. anyway as soon as I choose my method of death, I am gonna cross as much as I can off this list and commit some kind of grizzly suicide. WALA" I said with a smile.

"You wont have Bella to kick around anymore" I told them with a frown.

My grandparent didn't say anything the rest of the drive.

We pulled up to there house and I got out, I saw the neighbor outside with her ugly little rat of a dog and she has a HUGE nose, this should be fun. I thought while getting an idea

AN

OK what do you think I couldn't pick where to stop so I just ended it there for now, Hit or miss like or dislike I think I should change to rating don't you?

Well up my ego or tear it down, if its good i wanna know ifs its bad I wanna know.

Most of it is the lines they use in the movie but here and there I add my own stuff in.