The stranger walked down the steps of the Masaki Shrine, lost in thought.

"Man that was close. But then again, whoever can pull the wool over Katsuhito's eyes should be in the 'Great Book of Galactic Records'." The stranger found himself at the base of the steps without even realizing it. "Well, I guess time flies when you're thinking." His thoughts were interrupted by the sound of roaring engines in the sky. When the stranger looked up, he saw the Yagami on her final approach, so he ducked into the nearby bushes to avoid detection.

"I hope we made it in time for lunch" Mihoshi said as she de-boarded the ship, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole whale."

"How could you be so hungry?" Kiyone asked as she followed her partner, "We had three meals already today." The two continued their conversation as they went inside. The stranger moved from the bushes and made his way towards the house.

"Ok, now that I'm here," The Stranger thought, "I need to come up with a super secrete plan of infiltration that would not rise suspicion, or draw any unwanted attention towards myself."

"Can I help you?" Came a voice from behind our Stranger. He turned around and was face to face with Nobuyuki.

"Well, there goes the 'Splinter Cell' Entrance." The Stranger thought, "But maybe I could use this to my advantage." "Yes you can." He said, "I've met with Katsuhito, and he sent me down here to meet with a few people. The problem is, I don't want to barge in unannounced, so I was waiting for the head of the house to arrive."

"Is that so?" Nobuyuki asked, "Well, I'm the head of the Masaki Household. Who are you supposed to meet with?"

"The ladies of course." The Stranger said as he licked his hand and slicked what little hair he had back. Nobuyuki glared at the stranger. "It's for 'Official Business', I promise."

"And what kind of 'Business' would that be?" Nobuyuki asked

"That depends." The Stranger responded, "Have you heard of a Planet called Juri?"

"Right this way." Nobuyuki said as he led the Stranger inside. "They should all be eating lunch right now." Nobuyuki pointed towards the dining area, but the Stranger gave a perplexed look to Nobuyuki.

"Lunch." The Stranger said, "What the hell is 'lunch'?" Nobuyuki was taken aback, seeing as nobody had ever asked him that question before.

"Well, let's see," he said, trying to explain, "Lunch is the meal you eat during the middle of the day."

"Oh!" The Stranger exclaimed, "You mean 'Dinner'."

"No." Nobuyuki said, "'Dinner' is the meal you eat at the end of the day."

"No, that would be 'Supper'." The Stranger explained.

"Then, what would be the meal at the beginning of the day?" Nobuyuki asked.

"'Breakfast', duh." The Stranger answered. "But, thank you for your assistance, you've been such a great help, however; I'll be able to take things from here."

The Stranger made his way towards the Dining Table, where sat Tenchi, Ryoko, Sasami, Ayeka, Mihoshi, and Kiyone. Tenchi, who recognized the Stranger from his earlier "lesson", jumped up, grabbed the Master Key, and formed the sword. Ryoko and Ayeka, who saw Tenchi's reaction, also prepared for battle, Mihoshi and Kiyone reached for their pistols, and Sasami gasped and covered her mouth. However; the Stranger just stood there.

"Calm down, the lot of ya." The Stranger said, "And Tenchi, put that knife away. Yer training's over fer today."

"That's not a knife." Ayeka said, in her usual snotty way, "That's a sword." The Stranger rolled his eyes, turned to Ayeka and raised his left eyebrow.

"A sword ain't nothing but a really long knife." The Stranger said, as he turned back to Tenchi, "Besides, the one I seek ain't even here." Tenchi looked around to see who was missing.

"Washu must still be in her lab. I'll go get her." Sasami, to everybody's surprise, said. The Stranger turned to her and smiled.

"Thank you kindly little lady." He said, "Much obliged."

"You're Welcome." Sasami said, as she got up and headed towards Washu's lab. .

"If you're not here to fight." Tenchi said as he put the Master key away, "Why are you here?"

"To talk." The Stranger replied, "Ain't 'Freedom of Speech' a right in this Country?"

"Freedom of Speech is one thing." Kiyone said, "Barging in to someone else's house is something completely different."

"I didn't barge in." The Stranger said, "I was let in by the head of the household." Nobuyuki, who had been watching the commotion from the other room, stepped in

"I thought you said you had Business with the Princesses." He stated.

"I did?" The Stranger asked, as he put his right index finger to his bottom lip, and looked upwards, "when exactly did I say that?"

"Well, you didn't 'Exactly' say it." Nobuyuki responded, "But you did mention Juri."

"JURI?!?!" Everyone else shouted in surprise.

"You knew we were from the planet Juri?" Ayeka asked.

"Yes." The Stranger responded, "And I also know that you hold the title of, 'First Crowned Princess'."

"And still you treat me as though I am a mere commoner." The Princess stated. "Such insolence, I should have you locked away."

"Last time I checked Princess, we ain't on Juri" The Stranger said.

"And the last time I checked," Kiyone said, "Inter-Galactic Standard 32011 States: 'Any Royal Family Member from any planet holds and retains any and all privileges and titles bestowed unto them by their home planet, regardless of their location.'"

"Very good, Detective." The Stranger said, "But, personal Standard 101011 states: 'in order for a Princess of Jury to be treated like a Princess of Juri, one must first act like a Princess of Juri.' That, and judging from yer expressions, y'all were trying to hide her title, so I think she wouldn't mind if we let this one slide."

"And if I do mind?" Ayeka asked. She nodded to Kiyone, who reached for her cuffs.

"Then, by virtue of the 'Inter-Planetary Fairness Act' I have the right to request a third party Planet court to avoid misjudgment." The Stranger told the princess, "Good luck trying to find a planet that will convict me just because a Jurian Princess got a little butt hurt. Plus, there's also Article 92 of the 'Primitive Planet Protection Plan'."

Kiyone dropped her hand, turned to Ayeka and said, "I'm sorry, he got you on the 'Quad P'." She then turned to the Stranger and asked, "Are you always this political?"

"You betcha." Came a voice from the hallway. Everybody turned to face the direction that the voice came from, and discovered that Sasami had returned with Washu, who stepped forward.

"Walter." She said, greeting our now named stranger with a nod.

"Mother." Walter said, whilst nodding back. The camera now cuts to a scene outside showing the house and pans up, while everybody in the house, save Walter, Washu, and Sasami, screams, "MORTHER?!" in disbelief. Upon cutting back to inside (and of course, the starting of the wacky background music) we see Ryoko grab Walter by his shirt collar and hold him up.

"You mean to tell me that you're my Brother?" She demandingly asked.

"Not exactly." Walter tried to explain, "More like Stepbrother. You see, Washu is not my birth Mother, but she did raise me, along with Kagato." Walter turned his head as far towards Washu ah he could, "How is Father doing?"

"He was killed by Tenchi." Washu said.

"Oh." Walter said as he turned his head back. He then shrugged his shoulders and said, "Sucks to be him."

"What a fine Son you are." Kiyone said, "You find out your Dad's dead, and that's all you have to say?"

"What else is there to say?" Walter asked. "I mean the fool did try to conquer the whole damn Galaxy. I'm just surprised he lost to such an amateur."

"You bastard!" Ryoko shouted as she tightened her grip, "How dare you call Tenchi an amateur?"

"I dare, because he has such little fighting skill." Walter said, "What's the matter, did he beat you too?"

"Shut up you… You… YOU RED HEADED STEPCHILD!!!" Ryoko exclaimed as she threw Walter across the room and teleported away. Walter went crashing into the wall and fell head first onto the floor.

"Sibling Rivalry." Washu said as she shook her head, "Just another pain of being a Mommy."

"Yer as modest as ever, Mother." Walter said as he picked himself off the floor.

"You really think so?" Mihoshi asked, "I think that was pretty boastful myself." Walter turned to Mihoshi and said,

"Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, ain't it?"

"You have no idea." Washu said. "But, never mind that, we have a lot of catching up to do. So, follow your dear sweet Mother and she'll make a room just for you." And with that, Walter and Washu retired to the Laboratories.