Disclaimer:
I don't own Twilight or According to Greata.
BOPV.
"Well look who it is, You certainly have grown up to be quite a pretty young lady, Under all that make up" The Nosey woman said.
"Ms Watchteske (I know know if I spelled that right) Same nosey old bag" I told her.
"What, Whats that?" she asked while reaching for her hearing aid.
"I said isn't this heat a drag?" Even though there is no heat in this place.
"A Drag" She asked.
I Nodded
"Hey did you hear about the huge hunk of space junk that landed in some old lady's home, Just about a month ago Right here in Fork's".
"Fork's" She asked me.
I mean the universe is just loaded with things that we've left up there" I whispered.
"What" She asked while turning up her hearing aid.
"then all asudden" I whispered
"BAM"
"Whao" She Jumped from the loudness of my voice.
"Instetnly vaporized" I said while shaking my head.
Her ugly dog barked while she just gave me a smile kinda thing full of disappointment shaking her head.
I walked into the house and stood in the door way for a minute before Gramp's came.
"I left your things up stairs honey" He said giving me a thumbs up.
I looked around the house full of old people stuff, I went up stair to my room and saw those ugly hand made dog thingie's and a hideous lamp.
My suit case was on the bed so I set to putting my stuff away, I took out my journals and looked for a hiding spot, not much to pick from so I stuck them under the top mattress.
I heard a tea kettle, and heard my grandparents talking in the kitchen so I went over the the vent.
"I'm trying not to be judge mental Joe, but she's a handful" I hear Gran's say.
"Oh Catharine, it's only for 3 month's, summer will be over before you know it."My grandfather told her.
"You don't think she's serious do you?" he asked Gran's.
"No I just think she is being dramatic, trying to push are button's."
"Hmm, Ya know who she remind's be of at that age"? He asked her.
"Renee" She said.
I flew up hitting my head on the table.
"I AM NOTHING LIKE MY MOTHER, NOTHING" I yelled mad slammed the vent closed.
