Beyond Birthday looked Light up and down "are you a dude or a chick?" Mello, Matt and Near nearly cracked up laughing. "I am a boy; my name is Light Yagami" Beyond Birthday smirked wickedly "So you are the other worlder? Looks like L got lucky again. He always gets the pretty ones." Beyond looked sad and Light said "What do you mean Beyond-san?" BB looked at Light with a smile "Ever since L was a child, we competed for everything, always trying to be better then the other. L always had luck on his side, were as I always had the supernatural on mine. You see my eyes Light?" Light looked at BB's eyes and saw that they were almost black with a slight crimson color. "T-they are red…." Light said "Yes, I am half shinigami, half god of death." Beyond said, smirking. Mello busted the moment "HEY! Are we gonna talk about how to save L or not?!" Beyond "Of course! Of course! Now, how may I be of assistance to you?" Near chimed in "We need you to use your Door Mouse Magic, Beyond. We will pay you your weight in strawberry jam, of course. Do you find the conditions acceptable?" Beyond looked to be in deep thought, chewing on the edge of his thumb, he looked up with a smirk "sure" he said, they then left Beyond's house and walk through the dark forest. "So, who exactly are you all known as in this world?" Light asked curiously, Matt answered him this time "I am the march hare, Mello is the Mad Hatter, Near is the White Rabbit, and Beyond is the Door Mouse, L is the true Prince of Wonderland, and you soon shall meet the rest of us." Light thought of all this information.
They continued walking until they heard singing "fer sure maybe fer sure not fer sure f fer sure bomb pulled up at a stop light do drugs on the dash board look at the mess we made tonight! Kick of ur stilettos! Kick or ur stilettos and fuck me in the back seat!" The group looked up to see a man who looked Japanese with black short hair and a suit on he had kitty ears and a kitty tail BB said "Hi Matsuda! How the fuck are ya?" Matsuda jumped from the tree only 2 land in B's arms and he kissed BB "I'm much better now that you are here honey 3" BB promptly dropped Matsuda "IM NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND! =|" Matsuda disappeared singing I Won't Say I'm In Love from Hercules and Matt turned to Light "Matsuda is the Cheshire Cat" Light thought it was funny how such an idiot could be the clever cat, they continued walking and they found Misa, the demoness in the forest. "LIGHT!!!" Light is glomped by Misa who clings to his arm "On dear, looks like you have been captured by the Modelicorne (model-i-crone)" said Near. "Misa Misa loves Light, he is Misa Misa's boyfriend" Mello pulled out a 2A42 30 mm auto cannon (made in Russia) and shot Misa thru the skull, her lifeless body slid from Light's arm and she fell to the floor. "No More Bitch." Mello said triumphantly "t-t-thanks" Light stuttered.
THE END FOR NOW