A/N They have muggle items, because I want them too. Face book is owned by Face book, and in the last chapter, the ringtone was from "I Pray for You." By Jaron and the Long Road to Love. Okay, I only own some of these ideas. :p
~* Gryffindor Common Room, 5th year.*~
Ron was typing away at his laptop, on Face book, for some reason. He suddenly yelled out, and Harry looked up. "What is it?" he asked.
"Get over here!" Ron said, still clicking away. "Look at this!"
Harry went over and looked at the computer screen. "What am I looking for?"
Ron sighed. "Whose page is this?" He asked.
"Holy crap! It's Voldemort's Face book page!" Harry said, looking it over.
"And look at his friends list!" Ron said, clicking again.
"Bellatrix? Malfoy? What?!?" Harry said, reading the list of over a hundred names.
"And look!" Ron said, pointing to a picture on the page.
"Uh…Since when has Voldemort been a muscled tan guy?" Harry asked, looking at the page.
Hermione then walks in. "Hey guys, what are you doing?" She asks, leaning over Ron's shoulder to look at the computer screen. "And who's the tan, muscled guy?"
"Voldemort's Face book page." Ron replies.
Hermione almost shrieks in shock. "Ew! That is disgusting! I thought he was al pale and bald?"
"He is" Harry replied, closing the laptop.
Lesson: Don't look at Voldy's Face book.
~* Sometime in the 3rd year. (different times.)*~
Random kid: "OMG Hermione broke a nail!"
Prof. Lupin: "Here give her some chocolate."
Random kid: "OMG Harry fainted!"
Prof. Lupin: "Here, give him some chocolate."
Random kid: "OMG! Draco got mauled by a hippogriff!!!"
Prof. Lupin: "…Nah." *he walks away.*
Lesson: Lupin only gives chocolate to awesome people.
A/N The face book one took me a while. I'm running out of ideas. Anyone have any?