Disclaimer- that's absurd.I LOVE IT does not own ANYTHING other than her life and piles of math homework. Therefore, she OBVIOUSLY doesn't own Dengeki Daisy :D
Okay, after being on hiatus for years (it seems to me at least) absurdity is back! This fic I plan to make multi-chap, and will (hopefully) release quite often. However, the chapters will be short, VERY short. Sorry about that!
(Trivia- The title comes from another of Soulja Boy's songs =D)
I Know You Hate Me
In an abandoned, empty classroom a slight girl punched at the buttons of her mobile phone.
DAISY!!
Hearing a faint "crack" emitting from the depths of the device she paused momentarily. Remembering her knack for breaking things due to her inhuman strength she adjusted her finger pressure accordingly and continued.
I KNOW who you are Daisy! And even batter…I KONW where you live! Gyahahaha! Yeah, thats right, be worried Daisy…or should I say kurosaki?
Seeing the lazy bastard out of the corner of her eye she grimaced. While she was expected to do back-breaking work for him (and what's more- for FREE) he just goofed around, mostly sleeping and verbally abusing her.
"Stupid Kurosaki…go bald…and get lung cancer too you chain-smoker…" she muttered as diverted her attention back onto her phone screen.
What do you think I am? SUTPID?!?! Yu seriously don't believe that you could fool me with your "I'm not Daisy, I'm tough and I dont care about you antics, did you?! I'm fed up with being your slave! go bald
From Teru (Pah! Who else would it be from doofus?)
Feeling satisfied after her little rant, Teru read through her message, hoping to further release her pent-up anger. Instead, she found a plethora of mistakes, both spelling and grammatical. She felt frustration build up within her again.
"ARGH! This sort of petty retribution will never gratify me! I need something better than this! That stupid baldy will pay for what he did to me!"
Please review, or I may not get the constructive criticism needed to make my horrible writing style better! *cries in a corner*