A Bunch Of Pretty Random OneShots

by SecretSparkle

This is a collection of pretty random DP oneshotsdrabbles and they will vary in genre from happy to sad to random to stupid to anything else you can think of.

3. Chapter 3: And He Sat

A/N: Yeah. Here's another one-shot drabble-y thingy for all those peoples who've been reading my random shtuff. Yeah. Shtuff.

DiScLaImEr: I do NOT own Danny Phantom. Never have.

And now, I present to you...

And He Sat

By: SecretSparkle

STARRING: Dan Phantom!

There once was a ghost named Dan. And you know what Dan did? Dan went and sat on a can.

And he sat.

And he sat.

And he sat.

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And he sat.

Midnight: And he got up.

Secret: No! And he sat!

And he sat.

And he sat.

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Midnight: And he hit the narrator on the head real hard.

Secret: NO! And he sat!

And he sat.

And he sat.

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AND... you get the picture.

A/N: Yeah. It's amazingly annoying. But I just HAD to get it out of my system. And into yours. And SOMEONE (stares at Midnight) kept interrupting me!

Okay, now PLEASE review- tell me how freakishly crazy I must be to put something this annoying up for the public to see. Then go and repeat this story to all your friends- minus the Midnight and Secret (that's me!) parts. Oh, and this took up five whole pages on Word. Yeah. Five.