A/N: Yeah! Another drabble-y one-shot thingy! Woo-hoo! Now stop reading this friggen author's note and read the stupid thing below it!

Dumb Disclaimer: Yeah. Don't own Danny or Charmin' Ultra or Barbie (thankfully) or McDonald's or Plug-in thingies.

Charmin'!

as told by SecretSparkle (who should really be doing her shtupid homework.)

"Hey Danny! Guess what!" Sam said as they met up with Tucker in Amity Park Park.

"Uhhh… Your mom and dad finally stopped trying to make you wear pink?" asked the oblivious Danny. (A/N: if you look up 'oblivious' or 'clueless' in the dictionary, don't be surprised if you find his picture where the definition should be. Or his name.)

"No! There's a new person named Midnight coming to Casper High! And she already hates Paulina!"

"Cool! Have you met her?"

"No! But -giggle- Paulina has! That's how I know she already hates Paulina! I saw the whole entire thing!"

"Wow! There's a new ghost, too! It's a girl! She calls herself Midnight! What a coincidence!"

Just then a tall girl with REALLY SUPER LONG black hair with white bangs and streaks that just framed her face came up. She was wearing an ankle-length black "peasant" skirt, a blood-red tank top, a sparkly sequin black belty-thingy and HUGE! black combat boots. "Hi, I'm Midnight Ash."

"Cool! I'm Danny Fenton. This is Sam Manson points to Sammeh and this is-"

"I'm Foley, Tucker Foley. As in 'T.F.' as in Too Fine for you baby girl," said Tucker, using his REALLY SUPER! lame pick-up line that NEVER works. Especially not on the HALF-GHOST! Midnight.

"Eww. No thanks. I'm better off alone," said Midnight who was REALLY! disgusted.

"We need an S.H.S." Danny.

"S.H.S.?" Midnight.

"Yeah! A Secret Hand Shake!" Sam.

"How about I say 'ba-da-ba-ba-ba! I'm lovin' it!'" Midnight.

"Okay! Then I'll say 'Cha-cha-cha! Charmin'! Charmin' Ultra! Less is more!'" Danneh.

"Then I'll say: Plug it in, plug it in!" Sam.

(And we all knew this was coming) "And I'll say: -sings in really bad off-key voice- Uh-uh-oh! Uh-uh-oh! Where'd you get that!" You guessed it- Tucker.

Then whoever was holding the movie camera fell over and the camera was turned off. So nobody knows what happens next. Not even the author, which is really sad.

SaMaNdDaNnY sAmAnDdAnNy

Yeah… Don't ask. Well, you can, but I'm probably not gonna tell you. Why? 'Cause I'm just evil like that. XD