Disclaimer : Ianto's not dying, nor are Tosh and Owen(he's not living but dead either), Jack doesn't give a damn about Gwen - Obvious proofs that I don't own Torchwood. (And it's not possible to mistake me for RTD 'cause really, even if you're blind, you can't mistake a 17 year old girl for a man)
Warnings :
Slash(of course, since I'm writing it)
Swearing
Graphic sex
Gwen bashing
Unbeta'd
Pairings : Jack/Ianto, slight Owen/Tosh, Gwen pinning on Jack
A/N:
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"Hey teaboy, I needed to give this report to Jack, is it safe to go there, without fearing that I might see something that might damage my eyes?"
Ianto rolled his eyes as he handed the coffee to Owen. "Well, since I'm here in front of you, I think you'll be fine. But just be careful not to touch him, he's acting a bit insatiable today. God knows what he might do," he said, winking at the medic.
"You know what, Jack Harkness' company has had it's effects on you. You used to be such a sweet and modest Welshman and now, look at you! But thanks for the information. In such a case, I'm staying a mile away from his office and you can give this report to him yourself"
"It's not really that bad Owen, especially when he uses his teeth to -" Ianto smirked
"Shut up Ianto!! I'll have to change my eardrums if I ever listen to Captain Jack's sexual exploits. And now, I'm definitely keeping you away from him, he's had too much of an influence on you"
"You won't be able to do that Owen," remarked Tosh, who'd been enjoying the other two's banter. "Jack will personally come and drag Ianto away, see he's already looking out from his office, waiting for him."
"Yeah, guess you're right Tosh, see he's even winking at him, and here we have our teaboy blushing"
"That's so sweet!"
Ianto took a deep breath and kept a straight face. "I'm going to give him his coffee, do you want to give the report to me just now?"
"Actually Ianto, I have to talk to Jack about a project, so if you don't mind, I'll take the coffee to him," said Gwen as she stretched out her hand for the coffee mug.
"Uh - sure." Ianto handed her the mug, a bit unsure.
"Thanks." Ha, that was easy, he doesn't think much, does he? Or maybe he knows how much Jack loves me and has already accepted defeat, Gwen thought as she walked up to Jack's office a triumphant grin on her face.
"Hey Ianto, don't worry. Jack won't give her a second look, even if he weren't dating you," Tosh reassured him.
"Yeah, she's no competition for you and she makes awful coffee," added Owen.
"Thanks guys, I know Jack doesn't care about her as anything more than a friend but I still don't like the way she's throwing herself on him all the time."
"None of us does, Ianto, not even Jack and you know that. But as long as she's causing no harm, why care," said Tosh.
"Guess you're right. See you guys later, I gotta do some paperwork."
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"Hey Jack, how's the day going?" asked Gwen as she entered the captain's office.
"Was fine but now I have my doubts," he replied, smirking slightly. "Have a seat," he added, gesturing towards the chair across his desk, directly opposite to him, as he sensed that she was about to come round the desk, closer to him.
"Oh coffee," she smiled as she handed him the mug.
"Thanks. You wanted something?"
"Yeah, uh - I don't know how to tell you Jack. I know you have lots of problems of your own but I don't have anyone else to discuss this with. You have always been there for me and -"
"Come to the topic Gwen"
"Jack, I and Rhys have been having lots of arguments lately. He thinks I'm ignoring him because of Torchwood. He - he told me to choose either him or Torchwood. I -"
"So you want to tell me you're leaving?" Jack tried his best to keep a straight face. He knew hoe happy his team would be to hear Gwen say this.
"No! No! Of course not Jack. I remember what you said last time when I wanted to leave. I can't leave you! I was stupid to be ready to forget everything for Rhys' sake."
Jack's mind wandered to his meeting with Rhys two days back. They'd run into each other at the bar and the man was very excited about his upcoming wedding. Here Gwen was, about to tell him that she was planning to leave Rhys while keeping Rhys himself in the dark. Nice plan Gwen, so that until I say yes, you don't have to be alone, pity it won't work, not on me at least.
"No Gwen, I'm not letting you do this. I know how you feel about the job but everything comes after your personal life. Start taking a few half days once in a while, spend more time with him. Sort this out Gwen. ASAP."
Having been a little too happy, thinking of Gwen's departure, Jack had forgotten about his coffee. But now that he remembered it and took the first sip, a strange, slightly disgusted, expression appeared on his face.
"Any problem Jack?"
"No, nothing, just the coffee's decaf," Jack said, smiling slightly. "Come let's go down to the main hub."
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"I thought we had an appointment," Jack whispered, grazing his teeth along the Ianto's earlobe.
"I don't know, I don't seem to remember anything."
"Uhmm - an office desk, a World War II coat, rings a bell?"
"Maybe."
"Yan! Leave this paperwork and come up"
"You go, clear up your table, I'll be there in five minutes."
"You better be," said Jack as he left, stopped by Tosh's station, whispered something to her and went up, to his office.
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Jack grabbed Ianto as soon as the archivist entered his office. He shut the door and started unbuttoning the younger man's shirt, kissing him passionately at the same time. Ianto's fingers to fumbled with Jack's shirt buttons. Six minutes thirty-three seconds later, Jack was stark naked and Ianto was only wearing Jack's long coat.
The immortal pushed Ianto onto the desk, handcuffed the young man's wrists and planted soft butterfly kisses all along his neck and shoulders. His one hand played with the archivist's nipple while the other stroked the sensitive inner thigh.
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"Hey Owen, can you go give this report to Jack?" asked Tosh as she checked her watch. Exactly ten minutes, as Jack said.
"Sure."
The medic sauntered to the captain's office, unaware of the horrific fate that awaited him. He pushed open the door casually.
"Jack, Tosh sent - OH MY GOD!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! I really didn't need to see this! Oh, this is gonna burn into my retinas now!"
"Not my fault!" chided Jack, a irritated look on his face, still lying naked, on top of a blushing and embarrassed Ianto. "You should know better than to come to my office unannounced when you know Ianto's not down there with you!"
As Owen left the room, shutting the door behind him, Jack continued his explorations, unfazed by the interruption. He bit slightly at a nipple bud while toying the other with his fingers. He then licked gently at the spot making Ianto arch his back. Repeating the same treatment with the other nipple and getting a beautiful guttural moan in response, Jack moved lower, satisfied for the moment. He plunged his tongue into the Welshman's navel.
"Jack, please I'm gonna cum!"
"No, you won't until I say, ok?" Jack whispered harshly as he moved his tongue lower, down Ianto's body. He licked the tip of his lover's leaking cock, making it twitch. All the while, he was rewarded by soft moans from the Welshman.
"Jack, I can't hold it. Please!"
"Tell me what you want"
"I want you. I want you inside of me Jack, now!!"
Sensing the desperation in his lover's voice, Jack did away with the teasing, reached out for the lube and wet his fingers in it. One by one, he inserted two fingers inside the archivist, moving them in a scissoring fashion.
"Yes, there, again Jack" panted Ianto as Jack's fingers brushed against his prostate.
Feeling that it was enough, Jack pulled out his fingers, covered his cock with lube and entered Ianto. He gave his lover time to adjust to it before he started moving in a constant rhythm, thrusting in and out.
"Faster Jack, harder - yeahlikethat" moaned Ianto, breathless. He moved up and down, not satisfied with Jack's slow movements. Then, as if on cue,the two of them came together, Jack inside Ianto and Ianto on his and Jack's stomachs.
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"TOSH!!!" shouted Owen as he got down and found the Japanese girl giggling.
"I'm so sorry Owen. This was all Jack's idea. I just couldn't resist it," she explained, still giggling.
"What's the matter?" asked Gwen.
"Well, Owen had a view that he's gonna take a long time to forget."
"What do you mean?"
"Go have a look at your dear Jack and you'll know" answered Owen dryly.
"Oh no Gwen, don't go. You'll regret it," advised Tosh as Gwen actually got up to check. Thankfully, the girl had enough brain to listen to her colleague but she didn't drop the topic.
"But what is this about?"
"Well let's say that Jack's coat was on his desk and Janet wasn't the one wearing it," offered Owen.
"I don't get it," said Gwen, confused while the other two laughed their hearts out.
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Lunch was a splendid affair for the team.
"Hey Owen, my office desk needs a bit of cleaning and Ianto's gonna be slightly busy. So could you do that for me this evening?" Jack said, smirking.
"Shut up Jack. I'd almost forgotten that by now! And no, I'm never even entering your office again let alone touch that table of yours. Why don't you tell Gwen to do it? I'm sure she'll be delighted. Right Gwen?" Owen scowled, as he turned to look at Gwen.
The other three laughed while a confused Gwen said "Oh sure Jack, I'll do it." Now all four of them laughed even harder, leaving the ex-constable utterly bewildered.
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"Come on Jack, since the morning all you've done is have sex, concentrate a bit on work now," said Ianto as he sat at his workstation, Jack behind him. The immortal was supposed to be checking on the Rift activities with the Welshman but was instead licking the archivist's earlobe.
"Ok, sorry. No more teasing now, I promise. Serious work. Happy?"
However, before Ianto could reply, the Rift Alert Alarm blazed through the hub. The five of them rushed out and drove to the venue, wondering what awaited them today.
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By the time the Torchwood tem got back to the hub, they were all tired to death.
"Bloody Rift!" exclaimed Jack as he removed his coat and threw it off on a couch. He then moved to Ianto, not too happy with the way things had happened. "Hey I'm sorry, I really wanted us to go out on this date, but now.."
"Don't you say anything like that," said Ianto as he cupped his lover's face in his hands. "It wasn't you fault"
"Yeah, but it had been so long since we went out together"
"I know Jack but you couldn't have controlled the Rift. Don't worry, we'll go out tomorrow, ok?"
"Great." Jack grinned as he placed a small peck on Ianto's cheek, not wanting to get too aroused as they were both too tired tonight to do anything but sleep.
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A/N: While writing this I felt that I'm making Gwen too oblivious of the situation. But then I hate her and this is my story, I can make her look as stupid as I want. After all the story has been written for the sole reason that I wanted to try my hand at Gwen bashing :)
To milady dragon : I know, even I couldn't find many of these, so I decided to put up one. I just hate Gwen. No offense to any Gwen lovers here (though frankly, if anyone likes Gwen, I don't understand why they'd be reading the story)
To jantoloverxx : Glad that it was funny, I laughed while writing it but I wasn't sure if people would really like it. I too sympathize with Rhys, he had to put up with his fiancé flirting with Jack even on the wedding day!
To mama rocks : Again, I'm happy that you think it's funny. As I said, it's my first attempt at humour. Thanks a lot.
To Amethystbutterflys : Glad you liked it. You said about liking the idea of the proposal so I hope you're not disappointed but even if you are, I assure you that it's gonna come up soon. I have a bit sweeter and fluffier idea for that. I just love fluff :)
To Tristy , WingedHybrid, janto-gal , evilpinkbutterfly101, katwinchester, Nolynona, HydroJen, random-nasha, ClioUrania : Thanks a lot for the wonderful words, I'm going to try to update ASAP.
I was so excited about getting so many reviews!! Thank you guys, you all made my day. Hope you'll continue doing so. It was even more delightful to see familiar names that I saw in my other stories too. I had earlier planned a bit of a serious chapter that included Gwen's plan but then I decided to add in some more fun before that. The next one's more serious and is nearly half-done and I'll try and upload it ASAP. All constructive criticism, suggestions and of course, praise are welcome.