Disclaimer: I do not own Fairly OddParents.

Title: For Your Entertainment

Authors: unknown20troper & Decepti-Kitty

Rated: R

Warnings: there definitely will be male/male smut, including foreplay, anal, oral, and handjobs

Pairing(s): Norm the Genie/Juandissimo

Summary: Juandissimo claims to be sexy. Norm makes a bet with him. Fairy Idol AU.

Notes: Co-written with Decepti-Kitty. This fanfic was originally a RP that we were doing by PM. Constructive criticism welcomed.

Chapter 2:

Juandissimo glared at Jorgen. "Get on with it..." He grumbled.

Cosmo and Wanda held on to each other tightly, dreading and anticipating what the results would herald.

"Cosmo and Wanda...you have been chosen to return to Earth and be Fairy Godparents!" announced Jorgen. Cheers and applause filled the stadium.

Norm groaned, know he'd have to return to his boring life as a slave, and Juandissimo also would never gain his desire. Unless...

Juandissimo raised his voice slightly, but he wasn't trying to draw attention to himself, for once. "The genie's performance was better than their's! You are being prejudiced because he's a genie, are you not?"

Cosmo and Wanda danced happily alongside Timmy.

Jorgen glared at Juandissimo. "They got the most votes! Therefore, they win! Don't question the mighty Jorgen Von Strangle!"

Juandissimo flinched away from Jorgen.

Norm, meanwhile, GONGed a butterfly net over Cosmo and Wanda, and then hit them both with a purple wrecking ball. The wrecking ball hit hard enough to break the nearby wall, covering the floor with broken bricks.

"AAH!" The fairies cried as the wrecking ball hit them.

"Ladies and gentlemen," announced Jorgen. "Your new fairy godparent... is Norm!"

Confetti fell from the ceiling as the audience cheered once again. Norm almost smirked.

Juandissimo joined in the cheering. "Congratulations!" He said to Norm, patting the genie on the back.

Timmy gaped in shock. "No... No way... He can't win..."

Norm smiled, and then gave Juandissimo an intense kiss. When the kiss was done, he said, "Jorgen, Juandissimo will be my godparenting partner, alright?"

A cloud of fairy magic immersed Norm and Juandissimo, as they kissed once again. When it dissipated, Norm wore a fairy crown, and held a wand, and Juandissimo's crown and wand shone brighter than ever before. Juandissmo smiled. The fairy look suited Norm.

Timmy stared in horror.

"Now who is the most miserable child on Earth?" asked Jorgen, in a way that made it clear that he didn't want any of the fairies to answer. The screen behind the stage now showed an image that looked like Google Earth as a political map.

The fairy watched in anticipation. Deep down, Juandissimo was hoping that the 'most miserable child on Earth' was his former godchild, Remy Buxaplenty. He'd never admit it, but he missed Remy.

The screen zoomed into a small part of California, which now glowed red. "And we have a winner!" announced Jorgen. "Chester McBadbat!"

Norm groaned. Chester, his master as his godchild. Nope, Chester, his master, as his and Juandissimo's godchild. He smiled. "Yes!"

Juandissimo was a little disappointed that Remy wasn't the chosen child, but it really didn't matter. He was with Norm now. That was what mattered.

"No, not Chester!" Timmy cried in disbelief.

"Sorry, dude," replied Norm in a tone that indicated that he wasn't. "You're not the most miserable kid in the world. Chester is. And hey, he'll be A-OK! Anyway, why should anyone care what you think?"

"Chester's my friend! I won't let you hurt him!" Timmy shouted angrily at Norm. "And since when are you gay?!"

"Turner, I won't hurt your friend. I'm free now, so hey, I have no need to hurt people to get what I want," whispered Norm. He then said, in a tone louder than a whisper. "Gay? Dude, there's more to sexual orientation than gay and straight. Like bi, for example. I haven't lost my appetite for the dames, dude. I've just discovered that the dudes are just as great."

Juandissimo felt happy that Norm enjoyed male 'company' as well. He was a little bothered by the comment about still being into women. Call him old fashion, but when it comes to someone you like, Juandissimo believed that you should be with only that one person. But, maybe it wouldn't be so bad.

Timmy glared up at Norm. "You cheated!"

Norm groaned. "Cheated? It was Cosmoron using someone else's voice, dude." He then gazed at Juandissimo, whom seemed bothered by what he said. "And Narcissism, I'm not gonna cheat on you. I haven't even had you yet, so well, I haven't had any time to even consider the possibility." He kissed Juandissimo quickly, hoping Turner wouldn't bother him about it again.

Timmy wanted to say more, but shut up. It was creepy watching Norm kiss Juandissimo. Didn't the fairy like Wanda? And why weren't the other fairies bothered by what Norm was doing?

Juandissimo smiled, feel reassured. He kissed back. "Okay then, mi amigo. We have a godchild to go to."

"FIRST!" boomed Jorgen. "You need your wings!"

Norm gulped. Jorgen approached him with something reminiscent of a stapler, and clipped them in, causing him to let out a combination of a wail and a shout. He wished for Juandissimo to ease his pain, to replace it with heavenly pleasure. Once it was over, he sighed in relief, though his back still hurt.

Juandissimo glared at Jorgen. He floated behind Norm and placed his hands on the genie's back, massaging it gently.

Norm sighed, Juandissimo having granted his wish, without him having to ask. He turned his head around to kiss Juandissimo. Then, the world disappeared for a moment, and when he could see again, everything was different. He and Juandissimo floated in front of Chester, whose house was nowhere to be found.

"I'm Norm Magnefico, and I'm your fairy godparent!"

Juandissimo raised an eyebrow. Had Norm just taken his last name? He grinned. How flattering. He floated beside Norm. "I am Juandissimo Magnefico and I am also your fairy godparent."

Chester looked up on them in confusion. "Isn't Norm a genie?"

"Not anymore," replied Norm. "I'm a fairy now. And Narcotic, mind if you take care of the kid while hang out in Hawaii and other cool places like that?"

"I suppose. Not much choice in the matter, that was our deal." Juandissimo replied.

Norm POOFed away. Chester wondered what Juandissimo meant by 'our deal'. The fairy's sad tone bothered him.

Juandissimo turned to Chester. "Well, any wish you want granted, mi amigo?" He said, resuming his smile.

Chester looked around, pondering the question. "I wish the world was back to normal!"

Juandissimo raised his wand and a large POOF covered the world, reverting it back to its original state. "There you go." Juandissimo smiled.

Chester smiled warmly at Juandissimo. "Thanks dude!" His father opened the door of their trailer, and Chester catapulted into his arms. He once again wore his bag, but that didn't matter to Chester. Love mattered more to him than riches and public approval did. Since his father didn't know of the previous events, he wasn't dismayed either.

People came by, once again destroying the McBadbat's mailbox because of his father's lack of skill at baseball. Ah well. Chester knew how to fix the mailbox, after all. The school of hard knocks known as poverty had taught him many skills, including mailbox fixing, rat catching, and garbage eating.

Juandissimo watched as Chester's life returned to normal. But, the fairy missed Norm. He wondered what Norm was doing.

"Chester, do you have any other wishes?" He asked.

"No," he replied, deciding that since he now possessed infinite wishes, he should use them for something worthier than his petty concerns. But what?

He walked into his trailer, and settled on his bed, pondering the issue. How should he use his infinite wishes? He gazed at his world poster, and the rat sitting under it. Rats, rats... The world contained lots of rats, literal and metaphorical. The world would be better without rats, without problems. Then, he knew. "The world!" Yes, the world. "I wish I could help and/or save the world!"

Juandissimo paused. Then raised his wand and with a POOF, Chester's wish was granted. A superhero? Was it a superhero wish? It sounded like one.

Chester gazed around, shocked by the results of the wish. On his back, he wore his poster as a cape. A multi-colored skin suit covered his body. He jumped into the air, and smiled when he stayed there for longer than most people did.

"Now, let's help the world!"

The kid had a good heart, Juandissimo thought with a small smile. Naive, yes, but he had a good heart. Juandissimo wondered where Norm was again. Where was it he had said he was going?

"Okay, then, mi amigo. Let's help the world," Juandissimo said to his godchild.

"I wish we were at the North Pole!" shouted Chester in excitement. He had heard of how global warming was melting the North Pole, till the polar bears almost became extinct.

Juandissimo POOFed himself and Chester to the North Pole. Shivering violently, Juandissimo POOFed up a heavy coat for himself and wrapped it around him. He POOFed one up for Chester as well.

Chester looked around, feeling comfortable in his warm coat. "I wish the North Pole was colder."

"Colder?" Juandissimo asked in disbelief. "It is plenty cold here... But, you are the boss." He raised his wand and made the North Pole colder.

Chester smiled. "Thanks!" He gazed around, satisfied by the effect of his wish. He thought about all the other problems that plagued the world, wondering which one to address next. He eventually found an answer. "I wish everyone had enough food to eat and water to drink!"

Juandissimp granted the wish with a POOF. He was starting to think he should tell Chester about El Rules and that he should be careful what he wished for. He wished Norm would spend at least a little bit of time with him and Chester.

Chester smiled, glad to hear the sound of his wish being granted. However, he couldn't help but notice that Juandissimo wasn't happy. "Juandissimo, what's wrong?" He also wondered why Norm had left. Wasn't the fairy-genie his godparent? Didn't Norm grant his wishes too? Did Norm even care about him? Or Juandissimo?

"Nothing, mi amigo." Juandissimo smiled reassuringly. "Everything is fine. You are helping the world. Nothing should be wrong."

"You sure?" asked Chester. "OK, then. I wish all flamers lost their Internet access." He decided to go with a hilarious, whimsical wish to get Juandissimo's mind off whatever troubled him.

Juandissimo laughed and granted his wish. He could practically imagine the look of horror the flamers had on their faces when their computers crashed.

"Thanks!" replied Chester, laughing as hard as Juandissimo. "Next, I wish all fossil fuels turned into water when used."

Juandissimo patted Chester on the back after granting the wish. "Perhaps that is enough for one day." He said with a grin.

"I suppose," replied Chester, glancing up at the fairy. "I wish we were home."

Juandissimo POOFed them home and floated over to the bed and sat down. "Well, this has been fun. Are you happy?"

"Yeah," replied Chester, tucking himself into bed. "Can we do it tomorrow?"

"Sure. Whatever you want." Juandissimo smiled and sat down on the bed.

Chester lay his head on the pillow, and dozed off.