For Your Entertainment Chapter 3, a fairly oddparents fanfic

Disclaimer: I do not own Fairly OddParents.

Title: For Your Entertainment

Authors: unknown20troper & Decepti-Kitty

Rated: R

Warnings: there definitely will be male/male smut, including foreplay, anal, oral, and handjobs

Pairing(s): Norm the Genie/Juandissimo

Summary: Juandissimo claims to be sexy. Norm makes a bet with him. Fairy Idol AU.

Notes: Co-written with Decepti-Kitty. This fanfic was originally a RP that we were doing by PM. Constructive criticism welcomed.

Chapter 3:

Meanwhile, Norm enjoyed the wonders of Hawaii. The dames were brilliant - yeah, he'd tried them. Juandissimo wasn't there, and he didn't want to grant the kid's wishes, so yeah... The sun beat down, warming the beach. Waves crashed against the shore. Yet, something was missing. No one showed the complete acceptance that Juandissimo did, or gave him the sweet kisses typical of the fairy. None of the dames romanced him in Spanish, none of the dames asked how he felt. No one appreciated his humor as much as they did his body. No warm smiles, no cheers. Something was missing, but Norm was sure he could ignore the hole in his heart. After all, he'd ignored such feelings for eons. Now, it would just be easier.

Juandissimo POOFed himself up a cozy bed and curled up in it, wrapping the thick blankets around him. He drifted into a sleep filled with dreams of the handsome genie that had stolen his heart.

Norm continued drinking from his coconut, though in his mind, the straw no longer was a straw. Instead, it was Juandissimo's cock, and his movements were arousing the fairy. He groaned, wondering why he'd daydreamt of that. After all, it wasn't as though he wanted to bottom Juandissimo; to be the one the fairy relied on for his pleasure, to give the fairy unimaginable pleasures. He wanted Juandissimo to pleasure him, right?

Disturbed by what his unconscious had conjured, he called for a dame to attend to his carnal needs. After all, the dames still aroused him, still pleasured him, and probably were better than any stupid fantasy, right?

While Juandissimo continued his sweet dreams, Timmy was pacing frantically around in his room. How could Norm have won? What would he do to Chester? The genie had said he would do nothing to hurt his friend and that he would just travel around, enjoy his freedom. Timmy knew Norm was a liar and tricky, so he didn't believe him.

Norm wondered how Juandissimo was doing with Chester. Was Chester wearing him out with frivolous wishes, like most humans? Was Chester making outrageous wishes? Did Juandissimo enjoy godparenting Chester? Did he do more than grant Chester's wishes? He dismissed his wonderings, telling himself that Chester no longer concerned him.

He decided to focus on the dame, the dame's movements, and the dame's effort to pleasure him and be pleasured. He'd have Juandissimo eventually, he was sure. They had made a bet, after all.

Juandissimo awoke with a start and looked around for a clock. It was three in the morning. He groaned. He didn't like being denied his beauty sleep. He sat on the bed and thought about Norm. When did the genie intend to make good on their bet?

Norm sighed, feeling much better after the casual shag, though he still kept on thinking of Juandissimo. He POOFed to Chester's house, smiling when he saw Juandissimo awake. Perfect!

"Narcissism, our bet?" asked Norm, pulling off his shirt slowly. "Still wanna do it?"

Juandissimo smiled, happy that Norm had finally returned. "Indeed I do, but we should not do so here. Chester might wake up."

"Alright, dude," replied Norm, giving Juandissimo a quick kiss. "But where should we do it?"

"I do not know. Is there any place you prefer?"

"Hmmm," replied Norm, smirking. "Hawaii, the Grand Canyon, your bed... Shouldn't we have a little home like Turner's fairies do, Narcotic?"

"Correction: 'like Turner's fairies DID.' They lost." Juandissimo replied. "And yes, we should. What sort of home did you have in mind?"

Norm kissed Juandissimo, and continued speaking as soon as he finished the kiss. "A warm one, a comfy one, with golden TVs, a large bookshelf, lots of music, lots of fun too, and lots of places to shag."

"Sounds like an extravagant doll house," Juandissimo smiled and returned the kiss. "Is there an animal for you'd like to take? It would make choosing a home a bit easier."

"Well, I'm a cat type," replied Norm, smiling at Juandissimo. "I like extravagance."

"Chester has a pet rat?" groaned Norm. "He likes that kind of thing?"

Juandissimo looked at him. "You see how he lives? A rat is the only pet he seems able to care for."

"Yeah," replied Norm. "But, I don't want to live in such filth, and well, he has us, so shouldn't he be able to make his life better - and cleaner! Ick!"

The fairy smiled. "He could. I'll ask him about it tomorrow, since you'll be off exploring the globe, right?" He paused. "Well, I suppose we can go to Hawaii. I've never been there before."

"Great!" replied Norm, smiling at Juandissimo. "Yeah. Sure."

With a POOF, Norm and Juandissimo appeared on the genie's second-favorite Hawaiian beach. Why his second-favourite? On his absolute favourite, he'd shagged a dame, and he certainly had no desire for Juandissimo to hear about that.

"Hmm... Muy bonita!" He sighed, enjoying the ocean breeze. Juandissimo beamed at Norm. "Not half as handsome as you, and not as sexy as I..." He said, a flirty tone in his voice.

Norm floated over to an empty stretch of beach, and created a towel from thin air. He lay down on the towel, and invited Juandissimo to join him.

Juandissimo floated over to Norm and sat beside him. "What was it like? Being a genie?"

"Bad," replied Norm, groaning. "I was imprisoned in a stupid lamp, having to grant the stupid, frivolous wishes of whoever rubbed it. And none of them cared about me either!"

"Well," Juandissimo said, kissing Norm softly. "I care about you, mi amor..."

"Great," replied Norm warmly, once the kiss finished. "So, the shag?"

"Whenever you're ready," Juandissimo smiled. He lay back on the towel.

"I'm ready now," said Norm in a coquettish tone, pulling Juandissimo's shirt off him.

Juandissmo laughed and unbuttoned Norm's vest, kissing him softly.

Norm deepened the kiss. When, he finished the kiss, he said, "Now, let's start with some foreplay!" He skimmed his fingers across the fairy's sculpted chest, kissing and licking at it occasionally.

Juandissimo trailed his hands down Norm's back, gently tracing where his wings now were.

Norm moaned, arching his back like a cat. He snuggled into the towel, listening to the sounds of the movement of Juandissimo's hands, the waves lapping at the shore, and his own mouth. So calm, and yet so excited. So dark, yet he felt as though there was light. He found the fairy's mouth and gave him a sweet kiss.

Juandissimo kissed back with just as much sweetness. He ran his hands across Norm's muscles, softly mapping the former genie's body.

"Great," moaned Norm, taking on a coquettish tone. "Awesome. But, Narcotic (you deserve that nickname, definitely), can you do anything else?"

"I thought you wanted to have me first?" Juandissimo asked, tilting his head slightly.

"Yeah," replied Norm, rolling his eyes. "I meant, like sucking and rubbing my cock, you know, blowjobs and handjobs. One of the worst things about innuendo: it's vague. One of the best things about innuendo: it's vague. Yeah, I want to have you first, Narcissism."

"Yes, I can do more than that..." Juandissimo smiled and began to stroke Norm's length.

Norm moaned, enjoying the pressure of Juandissimo's hands on his length. He kissed the fairy, tilting his head down to do so. The happiness and love in Juandissimo's expression surprised him, in a way he rather enjoyed. He continued kissing the fairy, hoping it wouldn't distract him from his efforts to pleasure the genie.

Juandissimo began to move his hands a bit faster, but keeping a gentle grip. He wondered if Norm had been around women earlier and the thought slightly bothered him. He shook it off and ignored it.

Norm moaned, his hands navigating Juandissimo's back, and his mouth touching the fairy's. The sensations Juandissimo caused pleased him, causing him to moan even more.

"You see, mi amor? I can do more..." Juandissimo purred softly. "You like?"

"Yeah," moaned Norm softly, briefly kissing Juandissimo. "But, I know this isn't all you can do with my cock, right, Narcotic?"

"Certainly not!" Juandissimo smiled and took Norm into his mouth, licking him softly.

Norm moaned, the sensation catching him, and refusing to let go - though he certainly didn't feel like asking it to. He grinned, very glad to have this bet with the fairy.

Juandissimo continued his ministrations, tracing Norm's body.

Norm moaned, hoping they'd be able to do it forever.

After a few more moments had passed, Juandissimo puled away and gave Norm a sweet kiss.

He groaned. Apparently not. However, they could do more... "Narcissism, lie down - on your front or your back, either will do. We're going to do something else, if you know what I mean."

Juandissimo obeyed Norm and laid down on his back. He smiled at Norm. "Is this good, mi amor?"

"Yeah," replied Norm, floating into the air, then landing softly on Juandissimo. "Gives me quite a great view of you." He carefully slid his length into the fairy, since the fairy's bottom was considerably smaller than his manhood was. Norm estimated that he and Juandissimo had the same size difference as he and Jorgen did, so he knew that he'd have to be more careful with Juandissimo than with humans or his own species. Norm groaned. Why'd he even care? Just because he and Juandissimo were married? Because Juandissimo treated him nicely? Because he had ... feelings for Juandissimo? Because Juandissimo was ... sexy? He wasn't sure, and the notion of feeling anything other than lust, or even lust for Juandissimo bothered him. Partly because of the bet, partly because he didn't want to start godparenting Chester with the fairy and partly because his experiences had taught him not to trust anybody, no matter how trustworthy they seemed.

Juandissimo moaned softly, taking note that something seemed to be bothering Norm. "Is something wrong?"

"Nothing is wrong," replied Norm, moaning. "Narcissism, how could it be? With you and me, together, kissing and shagging, nothing could be wrong. In fact, everything is right. I'm free, I'm having an awesome shag, no one is treating me like a wishing well or monkey's paw... Yeah, everything is right." He kissed Juandissimo between words.

Juandissimo raised an eyebrow at the monkey's paw comment but shook it off and ran his hands across Norm's back.

Norm moaned, both from the feel of Juandissimo's hands on his back, and the sensations caused by his penetration of Juandissimo. He kissed the fairy.

Juandissimo kissed back gently. Although his appearance may say otherwise, the fairy was very caring. Granted, he didn't like certain people, such as Jorgen and Cosmo or Timmy, for that matter, but he was still very compassionate. After all, Juandissimo is a lover, not a fighter.

Juandissimo moaned into the kiss and stroked Norm's hair.

Norm let out a muffled moan, enjoying the movements of the fairy's hands through his curls and the sensations caused by the other parts of Juandissimo's body. He broke out of the kiss for a second, to lick at the fairy's chest, which reminded him of chocolate, though it tasted salty, which wasn't a characteristic of chocolate.

Juandissimo shivered lightly and moaned. What a sensation! "Mi amor...." He murmured softly.

Norm kissed Juandissimo, groping his cock, while his own remained inside Juandissimo, causing wonderful sensations for them both. Then, he returned to licking Juandissimo, having noticed how much it pleased them both.

Juandissimo traced every inch of Norm that he could reach, his touch very gentle.

Norm moaned, the subtle sensation somehow overpowering him. He kissed the fairy, then broke out of the kiss to lick at the fairy's chest, rubbing Juandissimo's cock the entire time. His own thrusted carefully and softly into the fairy. He then moved from licking the fairy's chest to licking and suckling his cock, just like in his idle daydream. He kept at it for a long time, since the fairy's cock was small, and he felt no need to breathe. Meanwhile, he continued penetrating the fairy with his own.

The combination of the sensations was almost to much to bear. Juandissimo moaned and shifted a bit, moving with Norm.

Norm moaned, continuing all the motions he'd started. He fondled the fairy all over, eager to get at every part available.

Juandissimo moaned and arched against Norm. "Mi amor... So amazing..."

Norm couldn't respond verbally, since his mouth held Juandissimo's length. If he could, he'd express his agreement. Sure, having a cock in his mouth wasn't that agreeable a sensation, but it was ok, and everything else was ... amazing, awesome, terrific, wonderful, cool, hot... He moaned, though the length in his mouth prevented the sound from escaping, leaving it reverberating in his mouth.

Juandissimo wound his hands in Norm's silky hair, which was pretty much the only thing he could do.

The gentleness of Juandissimo's hands on his curls amazed him, and so did every other sensation he felt. He licked at Juandissimo's cock, while massaging the fairy's small chest. He thrust mildly into the fairy, listening to the fairy's wonderfully harmonic, deep moans.

Juandissmo moved in rhythm with Norm, moving his hands to massage the genie's strong shoulders.

Norm moaned, though the length in his mouth prevented anyone, including him, from hearing the sound. He wondered if he was pampering Juandissimo, being a slave to the fairy's wants. He had no clue how long the fairy's cock had been in his mouth, but he was sure that the time was long. He rolled his eyes, reminding himself that he willingly suckled and licked the fairy's cock; in fact, the fairy had no idea of his intentions. Feeling much better, he returned to suckling the fairy's cock.

The fairy had lost all sense of time since he and Norm had arrived on that warm beach. He hoped that Chester had not awakened and wondered where they were.

Norm intensified his suckling, since he saw that Juandissimo seemed worried. He moved his hands all over Juandissimo. His cock thrust into the fairy, causing the fairy-genie hybrid to let out a keening moan.

Norm's actions were doing a wonderful job of keeping Juandissimo's mind occupied. He moaned and slightly tightened his grip on Norm's hair, not too tight though. Juandissimo didn't want to hurt him.

The genie moaned, though the sound remained trapped in his mouth. He skimmed the palms of his hands over Juandissimo's chest, as his length kept up its constant penetration of the fairy. The end of his tail wrapped around Juandissimo, slowly and fluidly.

Juandissimo pulled Norm up to him and kissed him.

Norm coughed, since Juandissimo's kiss had dislodged the fairy's cock from his mouth. He leaned into the kiss, deepening it.

Juandissimo wrapped his arms around Norm's neck. What an amazing feeling this was! His bothersome thoughts returned though. Would Juandissimo be able to talk Norm into spending some time with him and their godchild?

Norm massaged Juandissimo's back, as he leaned into the kiss. He moaned, though the sound didn't escape the prison created for it by their kiss. His length plunged into Juandissimo's warm body, carefully and slowly, yet never too careful or too slow; hitting the fairy in the perfect spot every time.

Juandissimo moaned, but kissing tends to muffle such sounds. It didn't matter. Juandissimo was keeping track of time in his head, he didn't want to end the event he and Norm were currently engaged in, but Chester would probably awake soon. He tried to ignore it to the best of his abilities, but Juandissimo wasn't the ignoring type. Well, he couldn't ignore his godchild, anyway. He never did with Remy.

Norm rolled his eyes in disgust when the sun rose. He pulled himself out of Juandissimo, and ceased their kiss. "The kid needs you now," he said, in an annoyed tone. "We'll continue this later."

"Norm, why don't you come with me?" Juandissimo asked. "At least pretend to have interest in the boy."

"Nah," replied Norm casually, yet bitterly. "Granting wishes isn't my thing, and kids aren't either." He kissed Juandissimo softly. "Just let me have my freedom, 'kay? Yeah, and you're great, Narcissism, though I suppose you already are aware of that."

Juandissimo sighed reluctantly. "Very well. I think Chester heard me say something about our bet. If he asks, what should I tell him?"

"Something about horse races, I guess," replied Norm. "Say, that we bet on a horse race, and well, mine won - and so did yours." Norm groaned, knowing that his opinion of Juandissimo's ability in bed had crept in there, in a way that didn't make much sense. "I mean our horses tied. Yeah, tied." He rolled his eyes, trying to claim his intelligence and sanity back from his feelings for the fairy.

The fairy nodded, suddenly feeling very sad. He shook his head to clear and looked back at Norm. "Well, then. I shall take my leave." He kissed Norm quickly and POOFed back to Chester's.

Norm sighed, sad to see Juandissimo go. Then, he shook himself out of it, reminding himself of all the cool things a free fairy-genie hybrid could do. He POOFed his clothes back on, then appeared at a go-kart race.