2. I'm a warden baby!
Disclaimer: I don't own twilight but if you tell anyone then I'll but you in boot camp!
BPOV
"Your hair looks like a haystack." Edward murmured as he noticed me waking up.
"But you like it. I know babe, you tell me that every morning." I teased slapping the arm that was wrapped around me playfully. "What time is it?"
"Seven am. I'm gonna get up and make breakfast to please the boss." He yawned and I laughed.
"Want some help? That way I can witness that you didn't poison it." I laughed and he pretended to bite my neck.
"How could I poison it?" he asked innocently. I rolled over to face him.
"Just by trying to cook it. Seriously babe you're a terrible cook you know." He faked hurt as I said it but quickly gave up.
"Yeah I know," he huffed, "But that's why I have you." He smiled. He rolled out of the bed but forgot to let go of me, which resulted in us going completely off the bed and me landing on top of him.
I giggled quietly as I winded him and he shot me a death glare. I got up, pulling him up with me and we made our way to the kitchen.
"So… what are we… sorry? What am I cooking for breakfast that you're gonna take the credit for?" I smirked and he growled at me before brushing past me to get to the fridge.
"Um, I thought we could try blueberry bacon and eggs with maple syrup. And then pancakes and tomatoes." He looked up at me to see if he'd said it right and I cracked up.
He stood up and I buried my face in his shoulder to muffle my giggles. When I'd finally calmed down he was giving me dead eye.
"Don't give me that look! It was funny! I think you meant we could have blueberry pancakes with maple syrup or eggs, bacon and tomatoes." I nodded and I giggled again.
"Let's have all of them." He suggested and I nodded. We gathered all the ingredients together- including fresh blueberries to use- and began cooking.
I set Edward on cooking the chopped tomatoes and the maple syrup while I mixed the pancake batter and cooked the bacon and eggs. What could go wrong?
Apparently a lot!
"Uh bells? I think something went wrong." Edward's voice was wary so I looked over to his side of the kitchen for the first time.
The can opener from the tomatoes was hanging off one of the cupboard doors- which might I add the cupboard doors were splattered with tomatoes- there was bubbling syrup on the cooker and his hair was covered in maple syrup. Not to mention that he was drenched in water.
"I gave you two simple jobs and you killed the kitchen! Where did the water come from and where is the rest of the syrup?"
"Well I tried to clean up but the tap sprayed me and the rest of the syrup is in the tomatoes like you told me." He smiled, thinking he'd done something right.
"You were supposed to cook them separately dummy! Ugh! Just go wash up, I'll take care of this mess." I sighed. He gave me a sheepish grin and leant in to kiss my cheek but I pushed him away on account of his stickiness. I flicked him with the tea towel and he finally left to go shower up.
"What happened in here?" Alice gasped, I turned around to see my two best friends stood in the doorway wide eyed and shocked. I sighed.
"Edward happened! Remind me never to let him into the kitchen ever again!" I groaned scrubbing the syrup off the cooker.
"Let us help! But you owe us." Rose said and they both grabbed a cloth.
"Yeah, yeah! I know, eternal servitude and all that jazz." I laughed. Rose and Alice cleaned while I cooked and within ten minutes, breakfast was done and the kitchen was spotless.
We set the table and called everyone in for breakfast. A freshly showered and dressed Edward was the first in; he gave me a quick kiss and a thank you before tucking into his breakfast.
He also thanked Alice and Rose for cleaning his mess. They smiled evilly and said that he'd pay. Emmett was the next in, his nose in the air, sniffing the pancakes. Blueberry pancakes were his favourite.
Within five minutes we were all sat down and eating comfortably. Brooke had decided to give the Cullen's a chance and we were all getting along great.
"You all better go get dressed; the bus arrives in ten minutes. Alice, Rose and Bella, you're head of the girls dorm. Same with you guys. Bella, Emmett, Jasper, you better give the Cullen's a brief on what to do." Brooke announced, standing up.
"What are you gonna do?" I asked as I started clearing the dishes.
"I'm the chief Warden. I overlook everything and decide on punishments. What used to be your camp punishment?" She asked, helping me clean up.
"We used to make them run the perimeter of the camp with a backpack that has weights in them. The most fun part was the first timers, because we never told them what the punishment was until they did it, and the inmates kept the secret too." I laughed as I remembered.
"Ha-ha! That sounds really good. Did you run with them to make sure that they did it?"
"No, we had a golf buggy that we drove round next to them in."
"Oh yeah! We found that in the shed the other day, we wondered what that was for." She laughed again. We had finished the dishes so we went to go get ready.
Three and a half minutes before the new inmates were due to arrive we were all stood outside waiting. The boys were huddled over in a corner and were whispering.
"What are they doing over there?" Alice asked me, looking very curious.
"Talking tactics. Which is what we need to do right now." I told them, putting an arm around one of their shoulders so we were huddled together.
"Okay girls, don't laugh because then they'll think you're soft, look them in the eye because it freaks them out and for god's sakes don't take any shit!" I said and they giggled quietly. "Any questions?" I asked.
"Yeah, I have one. What if they sass us like Alice did when we were here?" Rose asked. Then I noticed that Brooke was next to us.
"Think of a witty come-back my dear. Now straighten up, they're here." She said and I mock saluted her as we stood back up straight.
As the rickety old bus rumbled into the yard, I grinned internally.
Just like old times.
All the new 'prisoners' shuffled off the bus with their shoulders slumping. I recognised a few familiar faces but most of them were new.
They all lined up on the courtyard and Brooke read the rules and explained what's going to happen. We stood like soldiers as she did; even the Cullen's looked professional.
After Brooke's lecture, we split the girls and boys off into the groups and led them into the smaller courtyards. Some of the girls were pointing at Alice and Rose and whispering.
"If you ladies want to talk, you can talk while you're on dish duty!" I said and they stopped immediately.
"Your dorm is in here…" I pointed to a door but a red-head piped up before I could say anything else.
"You mean we have to share?!?" she shrieked and Alice gave a small smirk.
"Yes princess, you have to share! But you'll have to share for a whole three month your highness so suck it up and get over it!" she sneered and some of the other girls tittered.
"Have you got anything to say or are you just going to giggle behind her back?" Rose asked a short blonde and she turned red.
"Now that's been settled. You will all go into the dorm and pack your things away and then you will go across the road and get your uniforms." I said and ushered them into the dorm.
"We have to take roll call and then we'll leave you alone to 'bond'." I laughed slightly and then started rattling off a list of names that meant very little to me and I heard very bored 'yes's from the girls.
I counted as I went along and we had thirteen girls to deal with this year. At least I had Alice and Rose this time.
We left the girls alone and went to find the boys in our cabin. They were watching a football game. (By football I mean English football. That's soccer to you Americans and everyone else.)
"Hey guys!" Alice called and they all looked around. They all jumped up and practically ran over to us.
"Rosie, do you wanna go for a walk?" Emmett asked and she nodded eagerly. They left the cabin hand in hand.
"Jazz, let's go see Emma and her shiny Ducati!" Alice chirruped as she dragged Jasper out of the door. Not that he minded of course.
"Well that was weird." I muttered and I went to get a drink. Edward followed me in.
"Being a warden is fun you know!" he laughed and I laughed with him.
"Yeah, yeah! You still can't boss me about." I said and he grabbed me. He leaned me back like they do in those corny west end plays and kissed me. When we finally came up for air I giggled.
"Who do you think you are?" I slapped his chest playfully.
"I'm a warden baby!" he said like Elvis and then kissed me again.
Life was good…
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