Chapter 3. Girls night in so get out!

Disclaimer: I may not own twilight but I have Jasper locked away in my attic. Take that SM!!!

EPOV

Bella and I were happily making out when we heard an embarrassed cough. We both opened our eyes to see Brooke with one eyebrow raised.

"When you two are quite finished! We need to go take real roll-call and get them into the mess hall." She said and we nodded, knowing what she was talking about.

Ten minutes later, we had finally managed to round up all the inmates and get them into the mess hall.

The girls here were flirting nonstop with me but all I could see was red as this spiky haired jerk continually tried to hit on Bella who was sitting across the room.

"Hey sugar, I'm Lauren Mallory, but you can call me Lo. What's your name cutie?" a fake blond said and an annoying voice, dumping herself in my lap.

She looked up at someone with a smug smile and I also looked up to see Bella, she was fuming. But you could only tell she was angry by her eyes, the rest of her face was a mask.

"His name is Warden to you and he's taken. So is that seat." She nodded towards where Lo was on my lap and, fuming, the blonde girl got off and Bella took her place.

"Evil man stealing who-" she muttered as she walked away but Bella called her back.

"Excuse me? Lo, is it? Well you can get Lo and give me twenty push ups. Now!" Bella raised her voice slightly, scaring the girl into doing them.

"You're evil. I like it." I whispered into her ear, wrapping my arms around her waist as she struggled not to laugh.

"I'm not evil. She's just a bad athlete." She whisper-laughed back and I laughed with her as Lauren tried and failed to do even one push up. After a few minutes, Bella took pity.

"Okay. You can go but if I ever hear you bad-mouth me again then you will seriously pay." She added in a deathly voice, the girl nodded and then ran off.

"Let's just hope that there's no-one else." I joked and she laughed and nodded. But luck apparently wasn't on our side. A skinny boy with blue eyes and orderly spiked blond hair walked up to us and I immediately tensed up. Bella noticed and looked up at him, well glared at him really.

"Um, hello Warden. I was just wondering…" he trailed off, scuffing his shoes on the floor. Bella just stared at him but I was too busy burning holes in his head with my mind.

"Wondering what, Newton?" Bella asked, venom lacing her voice. He finally noticed where she was sitting and glared at me. Well he tried to but I scared him to death with my expression.

"Wondering if you… and me… could maybe go out sometime?" he looked confused as he said it and I smiled a little.

"Wonder all you like hedgehog boy, but I'm pretty sure she doesn't like you." I gave him a smug smile, this was gonna be fun.

"I wasn't asking you!" he snapped at me and I grinned, "So Bella, what are you doing tomorrow night?" he smiled at her and then it was her turn to try and blow him up with her eyes.

"It's Warden to you! And do you really want to know what I'm doing tomorrow night?" she snapped at first but then her voice got gentler. She stood up and walked towards him, taking his hand.

I smirked; she'd done this at school before. I found it hilarious. She'd taught me how to do it with Tanya as well.

This year had been tough; Tanya spread rumours about us and got her cronies to do it as well. A few of them are here this year too, Jessica Stanley and Sophie Layton (I made the last one up!). But Bella and I got them back with a few choice pranks.

"Uh, y-yes." Mike looked dazed, it was working. She leaned in so her face was an inch from his. He looked pleased but I knew what was really going on.

"I'm gonna be hiding from you." She whispered and then walked back to me sitting back in my lap. Mike gave me the dead eyes.

"Oh and mike? I'll be doing this tomorrow night too." She said, before turning to me and kissing me long and hard. I grinned against her lips and she smiled back. When we finally parted, Mike had stalked off and was harassing another girl.

"I've never had that much fun on the job." She beamed and I grinned. I kissed her temple but grimaced as I saw a curly haired brunette shuffle up to us.

"You two like work here! I am like so unlucky, wait until I like tell Tanya!" she shrieked in a very nasally voice. She said 'like' in every sentence.

"Oh my like god, we don't like care!" Bella imitated her voice perfectly. Jessica huffed and stalked off.

And that was the best bit of the morning. And afternoon for that fact. Apart from the part where I finally beat Lisa at weight lifting in the gym. I'd been working out!

2 HOURS LATER

"But Bellaaaa!" I whined as she tried (and failed) to push me out of the sitting room. Again.

"But nothing Edward! This is a girls night in, so get out!" she threw her hands up in the air and glared at me as the other girls entered the room.

"It's okay Bella, he can stay if he really wants." Alice chirruped.

"Yeah, he can watch all the Ugly Betty re-runs with us! Ooh, and then we're gonna watch Sex in the city!" Brooke squealed, she didn't really look overly excited about it but she was a girl so you had to give her some lei-way.

"Oh and then there's the manicures and pedicures. Oh and then we're gonna rate all guy movie stars on hotness." Rose smiled and that was when I turned on my heel and practically ran out of the room. I could hear them laughing as I ran to Emmett's room.

I needed some guy time.

A/n. I'm sorry this chapter was so short but I was in a rush. I'm so sorry I haven't updated in ages! School has been manic! Thanks to my wonderful beta! I love you sooooo much and thanks for doing this!
B/n awwh, love you too!