Chapter 4. Girls and boys part one.

A/n. Okay guys, I hate reading this stuff but it has to be done to see both sides. The time frames are gonna overlap okay? If you don't get it then just go along with it.

Disclaimer: I own bugger all except for a crappy old stereo that I'm thinking of putting a sledge hammer through! Ohhh… I also own the puppy from hell that chews through freaking walls! No joke! If you haven't already, watch Marley and Me, she's like a mini Marley! Chews through bloody everything! We've solved the problem though, we put Tabasco sauce on the wall! Haha!

Sorry…. Rant over now. Enjoy!

BPOV

"Ah! Nothing gets rid of Edward quicker than girl talk!" Rose sighed contentedly as she flopped down on the sofa.

"Yeah! And if all else fails then we just talk about periods and tampons!" Alice giggled, bouncing over to the TV.

"Wait a sec, you guys do this all the time?" Brooke asked, looking at all of us.

"Don't look at me. I like spending time with him. Those two on the other hand…" I trailed off, pointing at them.

"Well how else are we supposed to get him to leave us alone?" Alice demanded and Brooke just shrugged.

"So what's the most evil thing you've ever done?" I asked them and they both looked hard in thought. I shouldn't be too surprised really, they were really evil to him at times.

"Ooh! I know! There was one time when he wouldn't leave the room when we were trying to plan a surprise party for him so when he fell asleep about an hour later, we waxed his legs." Alice smirked.

"Well we tried. We only got as far as putting the wax on him before he woke up. It took us four hours to convince him to let us pull it off!" Rose gasped between fits of laughter and we all went into hysterics.

"Alright, alright. Can we get on with our girls night now please?" Alice finally stood up with her hands on her hips after about five minutes of uncontrollable fits of laughter which resulted in me bashing my head on the coffee table and Alice falling into our gigantic bowl of popcorn.

"God yes! I really need this." Brooke informed us, standing up.

"Ooh, so Goth girl wants to be all girly now huh?" Rose said, doing the very chavvy 'z' in clicks. We all burst into hysterics again and my sides were really beginning to hurt. I crawled into the kitchen and stuck some more popcorn into the microwave and got an ice pack for my head.

When I walked back into the sitting room to find that they'd already started the movie.

"Charming! It just shows how much you all love me!" I huffed as Alice pulled me down in between her and Brooke on the couch, Rose was sat at Alice's feet and she grabbed the popcorn off me.

"Chill bells, it's only just started!" Rose mumbled with a mouth full of popcorn. I laughed quietly and Brooke handed me a large slab of dairy milk. Yum!

"I didn't mean that. I thought we were gonna watch Ugly Betty first!" I whined and they all rolled their eyes at me.

"Well we had a vote and decided to watch this first, so suck it up!" Brooke turned to me and I almost laughed at her expression.

When I saw almost… I would have but that chick was damn scary!

Then a thought struck me.

"Hey, aren't we supposed to check up on the girls?" I asked, jumping to my feet.

"Sit down; we managed to get some night wardens so we always have the nights off." Brooke ordered then explained, I nodded then sat down again.

After another half an hour of the crappy chick flick, the end credits finally rolled down the screen and I jumped up in triumph.

"Woo-hoo! Ugly Betty time!" I cheered and the other just rolled their eyes at my enthusiasm, "You know, you guys really need to stop the eye-roll thing." I said with my hands on my hips.

"Yeah, yeah! Manicure time!" Alice jumped up and grabbed a neon pink wash bag that had all her nail varnish in it.

But then… (omg that sounds sooo corny, sorry, on with the story)

"Arrrgghhhh!" A loud pitched squeal came from……

I am so sorry it's not longer. My beta is probably gonna freak out on me but it was all I could do at the mo. Homework is dragging me down and I'm doing a freak load of clubs at school, so just bear with me. Reviews make me more exited to write. So from now on, my chapters are gonna be 500 words long. Every review that I get I'll add a hundred words on. Okay? So review! Even anonymous readers can!!!!!!!

Peace! Anna!