Chapter 5. Girls and boys part 2.

A/n. Again, I'm really sorry. I don't have much time to write this chapter either because my friend is staying for a sleepover and I'm writing this as she's playing on my DS. By the way, PLEASE READ THE BOTTOM!

Disclaimer: I own nothing, SM owns all. Man, that was lame!

EPOV

"EMMETT! EMMETT I NEED YOU!" I shouted running into his room. He turned around and stroked the air like Dr. Doom.

"Yes dear Edward, how can I help?" he asked like a fool. That dude creeps me out sometimes.

"My freak sisters." That was all I needed to say before he started calling for Jasper.

"Jazz, this boy needs some guy time!!!" he yelled and a few seconds later Jasper walked in carrying every American teenager's salvation…

Guitar Hero!

"Jazz man! I love you!" Emmett ran to him and gave him a bear hug.

"How much beer have you had Em?" he asked, wrinkling his nose. Emmett had obviously had some alcohol, I shouldn't be surprised.

"Just a bottle or two." Emmett replied, slurring slightly.

"You're such a fucking light weight!" I laughed at him, neatly dodging the bottle he threw at me. He was about to throw another one at me when Jasper stepped in.

"Okay, time for drunk Emmett to go sleepy time now." He said soothingly, Emmett's eyelids started drooping almost on cue.

Me and Jazz caught him just before he hit the floor. Holy fuck, this guy weighed a ton!

"Christ Em you need to lose some weight!" I grunted underneath his giant arm that was crushing me.

"Pleashe, thish issss all musbles." He slurred and then started giggling.

Not laughing, not snorting, grunting or chuckling… he was giggling like a little girl.

"Haha- I –I said musbles! Musbles, musbles MUSBELS!!!!!"he screamed. I put a hand over his mouth because I knew that if Rose heard him then she would skin me alive.

Literally!

"Lets just dump him in the bath tub in there; I can't carry him all the way to another bedroom without one of us ending up in ER." Jasper said, turning left into the bathroom. We threw him in the empty tub and laid a towel across him.

"There, now lets go play some guitar hero!" I pumped the air with my fist and turned to go out of the bathroom but Jasper put a hand on my shoulder.

"Wait a second Edward." He said and then smacked me hard around the back of the head before curtly walking out of the room and back into Emmett's bedroom, setting up the Guitar Hero.

"What the hell was that for?" I asked, rubbing my head as I followed him into the room. He turned around and held up an empty bottle, showing it to me.

"That was for not hiding the tequila properly. He obviously wasn't just drinking beer. I know that Emmett is a light weight, but he's not that delicate."

"Oh shit! How the hell did he find it?" I asked, obviously I looked extremely confused because he chuckled a little before answering.

"Where we found anything you tried to hide over the past year. Under your bed Ed."

"Hey that rhymed! You're a poet and you didn't know it Jasper. Or should I say Shakespeare?" I grinned and he rolled his eyes.

"Shakespeare was a playwright dumbass." He yelled, throwing a pillow that hit me smack bang in the face.

Then we heard the scream…

A/n. Okay, so I'm really sorry! All the review words will be added as a bonus chapter! I promise! But there's currently a poll going up on my profile page on which story to continue and finish… and which to put on hold for the time being. Please go on and vote because I can't juggle 2 stories AND school. Plus, I'm the agony aunt in the school newspaper now so that even more stuff!

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