Kala: FROM NOW ON—Shorter intros. (:

Nagi: Awww, why?

Rima: Why are you even helping us do the intro, you aren't in the story yet.

Nagi: But… it IS Rimahiko…

Haruhi: Well, I'm not in the story yet, either…

Tamaki: But you will be, this chapter, right?

Kala: No… Haruhi doesn't come in until about the same time Nagi does.

Haruhi: Aweeeeeee.

Hunny: It's okay, Haru. Have some cake.

Kala: Is that all he says?

Mori: *mumble* No.

Kala: Anyway… I don't own Ouran High School Host Club nor Shugo Chara!

Chapter 2: Another Mr. Wrong

So, like I said... I met someone. I'm still not convinced he's my Mr. Right. Probably just another Mr. Wrong.

His name is Tamaki. He's emotional, narcissistic, and can be annoying, but I like him.

"Stop calling, stop calling. I don't wanna think anymore. I got my head and my heart on the dance floor. Stop telephonin' me-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e..." Speak of the devil. Well, think, I guess...

I answered the phone casually.

"Hey, Tamaki-kun."

"Hey, pretty thang." I rolled my eyes, and thank goodness he couldn't see me. As you can probably tell, he's used to having girls fall for him quickly and soothing them with his sweet-talk. I don't fall for that crap. I want a guy who's real. A guy who's honest. But anyway...

"So... whatcha up to?" I said awkwardly, not knowing what to talk about.

"Meh, nothin'. Getting ready to go out with the guys." By 'the guys,' he means his friends Kyouya, Mori, Hunny, and the twins, Kaoru and Hikaru.

"Awesome."

"So what're you doin'?" He asked, more nonchalantly than I could be.

"Texting Amu... the pink-headed girl I was with the other night when we met." Tamaki and I had already been on a date and I really wasn't interested. Actually, I was more interested in Mori, his friend that didn't say anything half the time... and that's saying something. (Redundancy/pun/whatever not intended.)

"Ah. Cool."

There was a little silence, I don't know how to differentiate between awkward silence and just plain silence very well, but it wasn't all that awkward for me...

"So..." he began.

"I'm sorry... I don't think we're gonna work out." I interrupted him. Very rude, but I just didn't want this to go any farther. It's not that I don't want to give anyone a chance, it's just that I don't want to suffer pretending to like this annoying guy anymore and have to deal with the consequences.

"Oh. U-um... okay." He hung up the phone quickly... I forgot he was so emotional. Meh.

"Hi-5, you have new text message!" Borat's voice screamed. Weeeee, Amu texted back.

You break up with him yet??

Here's what I wrote:

Yep... he didn't take it that well, but whatever. :P

She replied:

Aww, you shouldn't just let these guys down so quickly! D: You are horrible, Rima...

Meh. Then I told her:

Hey, I'd rather try out that guy that doesn't say anything... Mori, right? He looks a lot better than Tamaki. x.x

Then... she got the wrong idea.

Oh, you would? Hang on...

Crap. I waited.

How's Friday, 8PM, dinner at that French Restaurant sound? :D

Is what she said after, I guess, she asked him out for me. I wasn't... serious.

Great. Thanks TONS, Amu... ^.^

Then I turned off my phone so I wouldn't have to deal with all this nonsense anymore.

Friday... that was two days from now.

Kala: Hope you enjoyed this chapter! I know it was short, but the next one will be longer. At least I updated twice today. :D

Rima: Ughh... now I'm set up with the silent guy.

Mori: ... I'm right here.

Kala: AWW. You hurt Mori's feelings. *hugglez*

Mori: *hugglez back*

Rima: *thinks* Maybe he'll be okay...

Amu: You two are gunna be kawaii together.

Kala: *ahem* No. Kalori. *justmadethatupthereforewin*

Amu: ... Sounds like that nickname Paul gave you. Kalamari.

Kala: Ugh. Don't mention Paul. Hated him. Never making that mistake again.

Rima: *clueless*

Kala: Good, stay that way. PLEASE R&R :DD