Disclaimer: ....Still workin' on it……
I'm baaaaack! And ready for action! I got reviews –gasps-! Yeeeeah! I just did my happy dance! My insaneness gets me review….. wow. I just realized how sad that is.
Chrissy Violet: : D
Marie Elaine Cullen: Go Jews! I like crazy and hyper people…. like you! And me! : ) Yeeeeah you!
Allyxandra Hunter: I am insane! No one sane would write this. Some people are just bor to the ing.
JasperXxXHale: Thank you for the ideas! ^_^ I am going to use one… yeah! Or maybe two???
ThReE AqUiLa: Yes, I am really hyper. I'm actually ADHD… : ) Did anyone ever tell you your penname is funny looking in cursive?
TribalForEagle: Jaja! Normally I threaten people with my army of peanuts, but rabid dogs are good too. And don't worry, Alex will get his chapter…… eventually.
hollyblue2: Thanks! But I don't write the commentary, Alex does. I'll tell him you said you liked it…. –starts talking to herself- I told him! PS your penname was the only one my computer didn't underline in red!
AN: I want to thank JasperXxXHale for contributing some great ideas! Let's give JasperXxXHale a round of applause…. and Me: Caca!Caca! –flaps arms like a psycho maniac-
Me: Caca!Caca! –flaps arms like a psycho maniac-
Alex: ……. ???
Me: I'm impersonating a bird….. for Eagle! Yeah Eagle!
Alex: …. Okay then. When will I get my chapter?
Me: Best for last little Alex, best for last.
Alex: -hmph-
Me: Don't cry little Alex! Oh poor baby!
Alex: I'm not crying!
Me: Fine….. don't pout little Alex, don't pout!
Alex: You're just out to make me miserable, aren't you?
Me: Damn right! No! Just kidding. I LOVE YOU ALEX!!!!
11 Jobs Eagle Shouldn't Try
A Designer:
Eagle: And the theme of my new line of clothes is…. ZOMG! Guess! You'd never guess so I'll just tell you! Army camouflage! See, wasn't so obvious now was it. I knew you'd never guess….
An author:
Eagle: Hmmmm, so I think I'm going to write a book about a fourteen-year-old boy named Alex whose uncle dies. Then, he's going to become a spy! …………… No, that sounds like crap.
A salesperson: O geez……
Person: So are these a good brand of headphones?
Eagle: Of course! Every brand of headphones is good when you buy it from Headphone Land!
Person: Ummmm, okay….. but this brand in particular, is it any good? I'm not going to buy a pair of headphones for such an expensive price if they're no good.
Eagle: I already told you, they're ALL good!
Person: Can I speak to the person in charge?
Eagle: I'm in charge of myself! America is a free country!
Person: Um sir, we're in England….
Eagle: Right! What he said!
President of the United States of America: That's world domination……..
Advice column person... thingy:
Eagle: So my girlfriend and I broke up last week, and I've just been feeling so depressed. I don't know what to do. What should I do? I was talking to my cat Fluffy McFluffitron and he said I should just get over myself. I'm so depressed!
Reader: WTF?! You're supposed to be giving the advice, not making people need it!
Conductor: And a one, and a two, and a….. wait, I know this one. Oh right! ….. No…. that's not it…..
Violinist: This stick thingy makes a really good back scratcher.
Burger King Cashier: Welcome to King Burger where we can do it your way, but don't get crazy.
Dentist:
Eagle: Your teeth are looking pretty good!
Little boy: Thanks! I only brush them six times a day!
Eagle: What? I brush them eight!
Little boy: … but….. –cries-
Eagle: Awwwww, here. Have a lollipop to feel better.
Little Boy: -reaches for the lollipop-
Eagle: No! What are you doing!? This is a dentist office, not a candy store.
Guy who stands at rollercoaster and tell you when you can go on: And the merry go round goes arooooound! Oh, and UP and DOWN! And arooooound! And UP and DOWN! And the merry go round goes arooooound! Oh, and UP and DOWN! And arooooound! And UP and DOWN! And….
Dog Trainer:
Talking Dog: Good boy! Now, sit. Very good! Here's a treat!
Eagle: Woof woof! –sticks out tounge and pants-
And there it is ladies and gents! Chappie twooooooo! R&R!