Video Games Final Fantasy X Stuck in Spira
Author: Shadowkiller27
Fiction Rated: T-English- Adventure/Action/Humor -Published: N/A-Updated: 7/5/05
Disclaimer: I do not own any part or shares of either Squaresoft now SquareEnix, or FFX, or any other related game, movie, or cartoon references included in the Fanfic Story. Now enjoy.
Auron's Fan: Hehehe, I need to make sure I get Yuna to put up a NulFire spell up on my story soon. Nah, I didn't hurt him, well, okay just a little. I don't think unsents like him fell much pain, if any. About the 7 miles long part, well, some people have walked the entire Nurburgring Nordscleife and that German race course is 172 turns and 12.9 miles long too. And um, ouch? Why'd you hit with your wooden pole? Well, I was unconscious, so I don't know why you hit me when I was out cold. Remember that Knuckles knocked me out? Yeah, I was unconscious after that for a while.
Sandstone: I bet more people read the reviews other than me too, okay? And magic is spelled with a c, not a k. Um, well, Mew gave you telepathy? Are you sure you didn't take that little item Shadow slipped into your pockets a while ago and it gave you telepathy? If so, then that explains why I don't have my ASG with me right now… You modded Rikku's Black Mage DS? And now Luin's mind is in the gutter? LOL! Um, which one was Sonic's girl again? I always got that mixed up, and I also forgot too… So, for all I could know, the next person to walk up to me who is a girl could wanna hit me with a mallet? Ah, oh well. AF's already hit me with a wooden pole, so I don't think it'll hurt as much. But maybe you could slip me back my ASG? I'd need that if I am to protect myself from that mallet...
Newkid: thanks, I love writing the extra A/Ns in, as they add the humor to my story. Maybe I should add a story of just my A/N adventures to Fanfiction . net.
Silverpaws: Thanks! Maybe the plot addition wasn't so controversial after all?
Ross Heuchan: NOOOO! Please no… I DON'T get that little electric guy in this story! Actually, Ian is more of a substitute for it, because he's got Bolt Materia equipped. Chocobo Eater is gonna die very painfully, not with electric powers either. But, I MIGHT, not for sure, just MIGHT have cameos for ONE of them, probably Mew or one that's actually one I'll accept, but not #25, sorry…
Chapter 12: Thanks for Nothing
I got up and headed for the door of the room, realizing that Yuna had left earlier. I opened the door to see that Auron was waiting for me, Tidus, and Byron. "Hey Auron!"
"No time to talk. The chocobos, remember?" The guardian told me roughly.
"Oh yeah…" I said as Tidus burst out of his room, with Byron trailing sleepily.
"What's all the racket outside for?" Tidus inquired.
"The chocobos!" A woman's voice screamed.
"That's our cue…" I ran outside quickly, not even getting armed with Buster Sword, but still keeping my ASG. "Where's your sword Adam?"
"I'm not using it right now. I'm gonna kill that thing without the sword's help. Swords sometimes just can slow you down." I threw open the door to see that everyone else was outside. I looked behind them and saw the ugly Chocobo Eater. "Let's go turn this thing into pyreflies!" I shouted as I rushed past everyone.
Lulu then called to everyone still standing at the inn. "To the chocobo corral!"
"Never a dull moment around here huh?" Ian asked Yuna.
"I guess not." Yuna answered as I began to attack the huge fiend.
"You guys gonna hurry or what?" I yelled to them.
Auron smirked as he said, "Why don't you just fight it yourself then if you're so eager?"
"Gyah!" I kicked the monster. "Fine then, be that way Auron!" I Transformed into the rorouni Kenshin. I drew the one-sided blade, and struck the Chocobo Eater.
(Play Thanks for Nothing by Sum 41)
I sliced at the dumb brute, causing it to fall over.
I'll never take part in the grown population
Or waste my time with further education (hooha!)
To get what we know, is just a big show
Where they want to control
So chained and frustrated
It's all so complicated
Fashion, no passion surrounds me
I sped at the thing again and used some of my upper attacks on CE. The fiend got back up, and began to push me. I didn't budge a bit.
All I know is I've heard this all before
Reality's a bore (is a bore)
You ask me to believe it (never believe)
Something they provide
Can't bring myself to, to what
You want me to (want me to)
This is who we are and (who we are)
nothing's gonna change, nothing's gonna change
I changed into Watedas and equipped a Desert Eagle, much to Wakka's dismay, and fired at it, paining it even further.
I can't take part in the business revolution
Or take my chance in the real world confusion
Don't blame us, who do we trust when they're so dis-a-honest
No patience, this nation's obsessed with exploitation
Lying, denying surrounds me
I simply kept firing at it, until I ran out of bullets. I changed my technique, and threw the gun at the CE, and the gun bounced back, but towards Rin instead. He picked it up and examined it. I rushed forward on ground and kicked the fiend.
All I know is I've heard this all before
Reality's a bore (is a bore)
You ask me to believe it (never believe)
Something they provide
Can't bring myself to, to what
You want me to (want me to)
This is who we are and (who we are)
Nothing's gonna change
I got smashed by the monster finally, and blood poured out of my wound in my arm.
(what!) Don't think you can ignore us (ignore us)
Don't tell me your word is right (word is right)
Don't pick a future for us (for us)
We lack 'cause we're involved!
I changed, yet again, into Taidas and flew behind CE, and rammed it with my shoulder.
All I know is I've heard this all before
Reality's a bore (is a bore)
You ask me to believe it (never believe)
Something they provide
Can't bring myself to, to what
You want me to (want me to)
This is who we are and (who we are)
Nothing's gonna change
"Die! Oh and Auron, thanks for nothing…" I shouted as I rushed at the fiend for the final time and blew it into pyreflies with my fist.
Thanks for nothing (I've heard this all before),
Thanks for nothing (reality's a bore),
Thanks for nothing (it'll never be the same),
Thanks for nothing (and nothing's gonna change)
(End Thanks for Nothing by Sum 41)
"Nice Adam." Ian congratulated me.
"Still not the best you could have done. And Chappu would still do better…" Lulu tried to anger me.
"Nani-nani (JPN. whatever JPN.)" I replied.
Rin rushed up to me and our group and said, "Have you an interest in renting some chocobos? As a token of our gratitude, the first time is free of charge. Please ask the attendant, if you wish to rent." He told us. Then, he pulled me aside while that everyone else got chocobos. "What exactly is this gun supposed to be?"
"It's an IMI Desert Eagle AE .50. Why do you ask?" I asked Rin.
"Can I keep it?" I nodded yes towards Rin as the group came over to me.
"Hey, wait! Where's me ride?" I called after everyone.
"Walk." Auron simply said.
"You are really asking for a race, aren't you Auron?" I said with a smirk on my face.
"You aren't going to be able to keep up with a chocobo, and you know that." Auron challenged.
I sighed and changed into a Subaru Impreza STi Rally Car from 2003. "Go." I used telepathy from Auron's ASG to talk to the guardian.
"Okay." We raced off. Auron's chocobo was leading in the acceleration department, but soon it reached it's top speed, and I easily drifted past him on one turn, sending dirt all over him. The trail kept twisting and turning, and I still kept in the lead with perfect drifts, still spraying Auron and his chocobo with dirt every corner.
I changed back into my normal form as I crossed the finish line at the gate of the 'operation failure', as I called it. "I win." I said as Auron finally caught up. He dismounted and started to advance towards me menacingly, probably because I made his jacket get covered in dirt from my dirt cloud.
"You are going to have to practice more tonight for what you did to my coat." Auron grabbed me and hissed in my ear. I really pissed him off badly.
I waited some more for the rest of the group to catch up, as I began to sing Still Waiting.
"So am I still waiting
For this world to stop hating
Can't find a good reason
Can't find hope to believe in"
"Drop dead a bullet to my head
Your words are like a gun in hand
You can't change the state of the nation
We just need some motivation
Three times casino eviction
Just lies and more contradiction"
"So tell me what would you say
I'd say its up to me"
"So am I still waiting
For this world to stop hating
Can't find a good reason
Can't find hope to believe in"
"Ignorance and Understanding
We're the first ones to jump in line
Out of step for what we believe in
But whos left? To start the pleading
How far will we take this
It's not hard to see through the sickness"
"So tell me what would you say
I'd say its up to me"
"So am I still waiting
For this world to stop hating
Can't find a good reason
Can't find hope to believe in"
"This can't last forever
Time won't make things better
I feel so alone
Can't help myself
And no one knows
If this is worthless
Tell me: so"
"What have we done
We're in a war that can't be won
This can't be real
I don't know what to feel"
"So am I still waiting
For this world to stop hating
Can't find a good reason
Can't find hope to believe in"
"So am I still waiting
For this world to stop hating
Can't find a good reason
Can't find hope to believe in."
I finished the song as Yuna had already reached me and was next to me as I sang in a perfect replica of the entire song, including the instruments.
"That was really good. What is that song called?" Yuna asked as she got a little closer.
"Still Waiting, by Sum 41." I answered as Yuna rest her head on my head. I smiled. "And Auron's gonna be mad at me for messing his jacket up. Yuna also smiled, and she giggled.
A/N
Ouch, Auron's pissed at me. But, on a better side, Yuna's definitely showing she likes me. Yeah, that was a shorter chapter than most, but I wanna turn all of Operation Mi 'Hien into a whole chapter. Heh, now for more K-RAZY adventures in… SiS's A/N section!
-starts to whistle-
(Play Thanks for Nothing by Sum 41)
Me: I love this song!
Shadow: And you're NOT gonna like what she's gonna do to you…
Me: What was that? –blinks in surprise that Shadow warned me of something-
Shadow –smirks-: Thanks for nothing…
Me: What? I don't understand you sometimes Shadow…
Cloud (my dad): I think he means that somebody's gonna attack you soon son…
Neo: Whoa… Do you need help?
Me: Neo… Thanks, but no thanks…
Neo: Okay…
Auron: You should get ready for her now.
Me: Great… and I have no ASG either! Shadow, you know where it is?
Shadow: Nope, but Sandstone does…
Me: In other words, you DID slip him the ASG!
Shadow: Nope, Sonic did…
Me: God dang that blue speedster!
Shadow: You mean hedgehog, right?
Me: Shut it Shadow, but yeah, that's what I mean. Hey, where IS everyone else?
Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Tifa, Wakka, Red 13, Tails, and Austin Powers: Here!
Me: Wait a second… that means that… Oh… shit… That leaves Sonic and Amy! -2 blurs rush by- Hmm, 2 speedsters versus one sword wielding guy equals complete overkill. –blue blur AKA Sonic steals my sword-
(End Thanks for Nothing by Sum 41)
(Play Audio Portal Bowser's Revenge by WizardSleeve)
Sonic: Next time don't hit me… -slices at me, but the weight of Buster Sword is too much, and he falls back-
Me: And maybe you shouldn't steal stuff you can't carry… -steals back the blade-
Amy: And you should look behind you more often… -drives her hammer onto my head as hard as possible-
Me: Nice try, but AF hit me too many times in the head to feel any pain on the top. –slices at Sonic again-
Sonic –bleeding on his arm: Ow! Shit! –I slice at his leg, cutting it deeply-
Amy: NEVER hurt –whacks at my open side and connects-
Me: OUCH!
Amy: MY FRIENDS! –whacks again, but at my other side, connecting-
Me: That's gonna leave a mark… -sways drunkenly and drops Buster Sword-
Tails: He's dead.
Wakka: Ya, he's dead.
-I fall over-
Me: Heh, you all forgot something… -Transforms into Trogdor, the Burninator!- Maybe you should run now, Trogdor is invincible. Didn't ANYONE tell you?
Amy: You are NOT the real Trogdor, so YOU'RE not invincible! –whacks my foot with her hammer-
Me: Ouch! –stamps foot, and nearly stomps Amy, but then changes into GT3's Mazda 787B with the cheat 50x horsepower enabled- G2G! –races off at top speed of… what do ya know? 787.89 MPH-
Sonic: Hmm, I'll catch him soon… -races off to chase me, but I'm actually faster than him, by only a few miles an hour- Nevermind… -runs back-
Amy: What are you doing? Get that car!
Sonic: Um, he's… um… too… fast. –sighs-
Red 13: He finally found a way to surpass Sonic's top speed… heh, now REVIEW!