To Kazekage-sama (3)

Yori Komatsu
64 Osaki Place
Sunagakure
Country of Wind

Mr Kazekage-sama
Suna Town Hall
Sunagakure
Country of Wind

20 June

To Kazekage-sama,

Do I have the 'OK' to call you Gaara? I mean like, since you ended you letter with 'Gaara' and all.

But anyway… Holy Bejebus you replied! I literally had a spaz-attack when I saw it in my letter box. Not like I'm obsessed or anything. I was just surprised is all. I was actually pissed off on your behalf, because of all the gooey fan mail stuff. That must suck, like eggs.

Anyway as for the whole 'suitable occupation' thing, as you so formally put it, I got a job! Ok, so it's not the greatest of jobs, it's at a fruit and vegetable shop, after all, but at least it pays the bills. Oh, and it's sorta comforting to hear that you're trying hard to stop good ol' Suna from getting involved in war, because my cousin Tsunama was one of the ninja's who fought in one of the ninja wars, and then it was just 'boop', and she was dead.

Now I think about it, that's probably why I was never a ninja. Huh.

Yours sincerely (see I got it now), Yori