Disclaimer: I am not the owner of Alex Rider. I own a lot of socks, though.
Be jealous.
AN: I am soooooOooOoOOo sorry I have not updated in a long time. I was away
and my ife is suuuper hectic right now. Anyways, I got a lot of reviews to
do this person, but I was not sure if it was because you liked them or HATED
them. I pretty sure you HATE them.
Alex: -in the shower- Oooooh holy NIIIIIIIGHT! The stars are brightly
SHIIIIII-
Me: Oh. Holy. Moses.
Alex: Aggggh! Jesus! Didn't anyone tell you to knock?!
Me: I did knock. Five times. Your singing must have been too loud.
Alex: -blushing- I, ugh, um, well, WHY ARE YOU STILL IN HERE?!
Me: "Here" would be my front yard Alex. You're showering in the rain. Oh
boy, I'll be getting some calls from my neighbors about you, again.
Alex: Well I am just SO sorry. Last time was very reasonable.
Me: Monkeys are not reasonable.
Alex: You're not reasonable.
Me: No. I am not.
Alex: Really? That's all ya got! Z.O.M.G! I just like beat like you like in like a like talk like down like! Yeah me!
Me: No. And just so I can rain on your parade of "likes", you are not the character for this chapter.
Alex: I knew it................... -cries in a corner-
Me: But you'll loooove who is. Alex and this person, sitting in a tree. F-U-C-K-I-N-G. First comes-
Alex: Wait, I thought it was K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
Me: It was, until I changed it. Anyways, on with the story!
10 Jobs Little Ms. Sabina Pleasure Just Like Shouldn't Like Do Like Like:
1. Inside of a bridge cleaner:
Sabina: -in an orange jump suit- At least it could have been pink! I mean,
look at this thing! Look at it! Oh, you are SO not looking.
Co-worker: Um, okay. So you're going to use this to scrap all the gunk off
the metal and it goes in this bucket.
Sabina: Uh, yeah right. What goes in this bucket is going to be my vomit,
thank you very much. That is disgusting. I am so out of here. -starts
walking-
Co-worker: That's the wrong way....
Sabina: -turns around and goes the other way-
Co-worker: That is the wrong way, too.
Sabina: .fuck?!
Co-worker: Weeeeeeeell, you don't have too many options when you're inside a
bridge.
2. Hannah Montana:
Sabina/H.M.: -singing off tune- La la la LA la la laaaaaaa AHHHHHHH!
Billy Ray Pleasure: Alrighty, thata girl.
Sabina/H.M.: -on stage- Nobody's perfect! I gotta work it like again and
like again 'till I get it like right! -gets tomatoes thrown at her- They
like me! They like me!
3. Cowgirl:
Sabina: Ooohhh you cute wittle horsey baby. Awww-gets kicked in the face my horse-
Me: Yow face eh so ugly, a howse dint even like it.
4. Playmate (for Playboy):
Sabina: oooooh Hef I just love you. When we are done watching this movie while lying in bed together in front of a fire sharing ice cream -catches breath- do you wanna have some real fun.
Hef (Hugh Hefner): -just lays there not moving-
Sabina: ZOMG!!! Is he dead!?!?!? -shrieks-
Hef: Whaaaaa!!!!!! Oh gosh did I miss the 80s???
5. Talk show host: Where she would do all the talking. I don't think she would care if she didn't have any guest or audience.
Sabina: Hiya. Today we have Mr. Daddy. Please everyone, welcome my new friend.
-Daddy long-legs enters set-
Sabina: Well bhuhello there Mr. Daddy! How has life been?
(Sabina rambles on for an hour)
Camera guy: Um, Ms. Pleasure, you do realize you bare talking to a spider, right?
6. Information Telephone Operator:
Boy Sabina goes to school with: Um, hello. Im looking for The Pleasure's in Marin County, San Francisco.
Sabina: Hm, okay I see them here. The number is....... Wait a second! I'm Sabina Pleasure! Hmmm, well that was weird. Oh yea! So what did you want?
7. Bus Driver: That would be so funny. She would drive around in Juicy Couture Sweatsuits. Tehehehehe.
8. Assassin for Scorpia: setting-Alex's house.....
Sabina: -stalking around- Oh Alex. Prepare to die.
Alex: Never! You shall die! -picks up gun-
Sabina: No! I am your father!
9. Bank Robber: -cue James Bond music-
Sabina: Fred, the alarm is deactivated. You can go! Do your thing.
Fred: Ladies first.
Sabina: Always the gentelman. -opens door and alarm goes off- Ohhhhh! We even get a welcome bell!
10. Ice Cream Truck Drive: review your own story for this one!
Alex: Sabina is not my father!
Me: You obviouslly do not watch Star Wars. -scoffs-
Alex: -puzzled- Ummm okay.... lame-o.
Me: Gasp! One day when I rule the galaxy you shall be my minion and I will make your life hell! [insert evil laugh]
Alex: Ooooh brother. Do you see what I have to deal with. Why is it always me!
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