This is Paine's story but it's sam talking. SORRY PAINE!!! I'm just writing to let LittleNessie12 know that it is my fault that this story, which is Paine's got delayed for being put up because of me. Again, Nessie...Paine I AM SO SORRY!!!

Red REALLY isn't my color. And it just HAS to be one of Gryfindors colors. In my more Vain moments, I wondered if I should have been a Slytherin, Based purely on the fact that I look good in Green. I was supposed to be a boy, so my mother got non-neutral baby cloths, cloths obviously meant for boys. When I turned out to be a girl, my mother claimed that she did it to keep girlish tendencies from being forced on me. It was a lie, but it was good cover-up. I got my Brains form my father. Anyway, Back to why Red isn't my color. I've been give the choice between wearing Red or Goldy-Yellow. And as much as Red isn't my color. Yellow, of any caliber, is much worse. And why, you ask, am I being forced to choose? Well, it's spirt day. Dumbledore, the dear, decided to participate, & make wizard students follow in a few muggle traditions. Yay. This particular day everyone has to wear one of there house colors, and ONLY ONE. and evey thing you were has to be said color. EVERY THING. you'd even have to charm your shoes to match. And if you can't do that complex of magic, you have to figure out something else. And we cant change out of our solid color till the day is over. We were to wear our one tone outfits all day. 24-hours. YUCK!