Writer's Note: This was a prompt from Urania Calliope, who wanted something crackish with Femur and Voxx.
"Aw, come on," Femur slapped his hand down on the table in front of him, his face twisted into a scowl. "You're a super computer! You should be able to do this!"
Voxx floated before him. "The request is too vague to complete. Please specify."
Femur looked around him, making sure he was alone, before deciding to specify. "I just want to know if, before Tekla left home, she managed to download...a few movies."
There was a pause, followed by the sound of chirping. Then Voxx replied, "Search results include over thirty thousand movies of projective, video, and holographic variety."
Femur scowled. "You're making fun of me now, aren't you?"
Another pause. "Please specify the exact request," Voxx replied.
"Fine," Femur snarled, losing his patience. "I want porn. Tek porn. Do you have it? Did Tekla bring any? And if so, can you patch it up on the main computer?"
Yet another pause, much longer this time. Just when Femur was convinced he broke it, Voxx suddenly said, "System is showing over a thousand matches in viewable files. Would you like to continue?"
Femur froze, his eyes going huge and his grin huger. he rubbed his hands together. "Yes, let's," he agreed with a chuckle.