A/N: Here's Johnny!(ahhh) Okay, I finally was allowed to post this under my screen name(yayy!!). And, I have chapter 2 up, so you can do a little happy dance now. *Commences Happy Dances*. Yeah, so, read it and have fun. Not too much fun, though (you know who you are *wink wink*)

Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer can keep her virginal characters, I have my imagination.

BPOV

All I felt was the coldness of the hardwood floor against my bare back. There were light footsteps surrounding me. A dark chuckle shocked me and I looked up. Edward was standing there naked, running his tongue over his fangs. I looked at my body and I was too, naked. My eyes slowly made their way back to him. His hands rubbed against his chest, going lower and lower until they met his erection. Stroking himself lazily he strutted him self over to me. He knelt down in front of me. Bending my knees and spreading my legs, in a swift motion, making me gasp. Edward's cold hands moved up and down my thighs.

"Bella, you know what I want right now?" His voice was a think growl.

I shook my head, speechless. He leaned his head in between my legs. The tip of his nose grazed over my center, ever so lightly.

"How about now?" His cold breath fanned against my wetness.

I nodded.

"Oh, you think you know? What is it I want to do, Bella?"

"You want to taste me." I squeaked out.

"Wrong. I don't just 'taste', Bella. I eat. Devour. Scarf. Masticate. Gormandize." He squeezed my thighs tighter with each word.

"Eat me, Edward."

"Atta girl." he whispered. I screamed out when the tip of his tongue reached my-

"Bella! Wake up!" I heard Alice yell.

What the hell? Wasn't I just on the floor with Fangward. Oh, no, it was a dream. Such a sweet dream... I felt a pillow get in contact with my face.

"Wake up, you whore!" she continued.

"Damnit Alice, can't you see that I'm hungover?!" I whisper-yelled.

There was silence, except a soft tapping. I opened one eye to see Alice, hands on hips and tapping her right foot. Uh-oh, the left foot is for impatience and the right is for "you're 'bout to get your ass beat".

"What did I do now?" I whined, trying not to disturb my headache.

She held up a piece of paper in my face. Squinting my eyes, I saw Edward's phone number. Oh, boy.

"Alice, I can explain."

"Yes, please. Enlighten me on who the fuck, Edward Cullen is!"

"He's, er, a guy I met last night."

"Last night, Bella?! What about Jacob, huh? How the fuck you think he's going to feel?"

"Jacob's not technically my boyfriend."

"Technically? Yeah, real classy, Bells."

"Alice, you saw the guy. You wouldn't resist either!"

"I've never seen this guy, but I would resist if I had a boyfriend!"

I shook my head, which hurt a little. "Alice, you remember...Tall, pale, and sex hair?"

Her face went blank, then her eyes sparked with recognition.

"Holy shit! You fucked that guy? Huh...Well, it's still bad. So, don't do it again."

She hit me with the pillow one more time before she left.

Not only did I have a hangover from hell, but the little pixie put Jacob on the forefront of my mind. Jacob owned the little diner I work at, Black's. He's had a thing for me, since forever. I've had sex with him a few times, but that's all it ever was, sex. And I think Edward just ruin sex for me. Fucking vampires and their awesome bedroom capabilities. I got out of bed and grumbled my way through my shower and breakfast. I always hated getting ready for work. I think Jacob got his kicks by dressing us waitresses up like this. Little black short-shorts and a tight red tank top that says "Black's" across the breasts. Who would've thought, that that one little word would bring so much attention down there. I've lost count to how many times I had to tell a guy to stop looking at my tits and pay attention to what I'm saying. After I got dressed, I stared at my phone. Yes, I stared at my fucking phone and didn't do shit. You know why? 'Cause I, Isabella Swan, is chicken shit. My brain made up many excuses. Maybe, he's sleeping. Vampires sleep in the day right. Or maybe he's busy. Maybe, he gave me a wrong number. C'mon, Bella grow a pair! Biting my lip, I walked over to my phone and dialed Edward's number.

EPOV

Look at you, Cullen. Sitting here all day with your phone in your hand waiting for a call from some girl.

I shook my head at that thought. No, not, some girl. This was Bella. The greatest fuck of your life. And I don't give a fuck if someone calls me pussy-whipped, because I, Edward Cullen, needs Bella's lady bits. Right fucking now. Ever since I left that club, no, ever since I left that fucking bathroom, I was addicted. All I could ever think about was the next time I get to fuck Bella again. Emmett didn't even bother to ask what the fuck was wrong with me. All he said was "I knew you'd go crazy one of these days, Edward" and then he went up stairs to fuck Rosalie. Oh god, the thought of the words "to fuck", sent me into a spiral of fantasies. In each one, I would bite Bella and taste her sweet blood all over again. Mm, her blood. The delicious mix of sweet and tangy. It reminded me of all the pastries of the world. Tarts, cupcakes, danishes, ect. It was so fucking delicious, I came when I took my first lick. My phone rang and my dead heart felt as if it could beat again. Taking a deep breath, I flipped the phone open.

"Cullen." I answered.

"Hey, Edward. It's Bella."

"Hello, Bella. What's up?"

"Uh, I wanted to know if you would want to meet up tonight."

"Sure, what time?"

"Around 9-ish?"

"Okay, see you then."

"Bye."

"Bye, Bella." I snapped the phone shut.

Oh, Edward, you sly dog you. Your getting some tonight. I did a touchdown dance. I was in mid-running man, when I heard Emmett clear his throat. Emmett was standing in the door way with just a towel wrapped around his waist.

I opened my mouth to explain, but he just raised a hand. "Whatever it is, I'm pretty fucking sure I don't want to know." With a nod he continued walking down the hallway.

Low faded black jeans. Check. Tight-yet-not-too-tight black t-shirt. Check. Run my hands through my hair to make it more sexy. Check. There we go. It was eight o' clock at night and I was ready to see my Bella. She said around nine, but what she didn't know is that I have connections. I called around to a couple of vamps and found out where she worked. A joint called Black's. I grabbed my car keys and headed out the door. The door was almost closed, when Emmett put his foot out to stop it.

"Where the fuck are you going?"

"Out. Don't wait up."

I kicked his foot away from the door, closed it and walked away.

BPOV

"We need a steak and mash and a macaroni and chicken! An iced tea and a Budlight!" I yelled to Tyler, our cook.

"Damn, hooka, no need to get loud." he said.

I laughed. "Just take the order, bitch."

"Here's table seven's order. And don't call me no bitch, hooka."

I grabbed the two trays. "Hey, you are what you are."

"Bitch!" he shouted as I ran away.

Holding onto the trays, I dodged two waitresses, a pushed out chair, and two little kids. I put the trays on the table.

"Thanks, hotstuff." said a hairy old man.

I shuddered. "No problem."

When I turned around to walk away, he gave me a swat on the ass. I was about to cuss out the perv, but Jacob came out of fucking nowhere.

"Listen here, you fuck! If you want to eat here you respect the women that work here. Understand?" His voice was scary as hell.

I could almost see the old man shrink in his seat. Hell, I would too. Jacob is fucking huge. Six foot seven and two hundred pounds of muscle.

"Sorry, sir." the man whispered.

Jacob pulled me away. "Bella, you need to know how to take care of yourself."

"I know, Jake. I was just about to rip him a new one, but your ass had to come and save the day."

"You know, how I'm-" His eyes trailed down to my neck. "Bella, have you been with a vam-"

The diner door burst open and my body reacted to the new smell in the air. It was him. I looked over towards the door and he was standing there showing all levels of sexy. Edward gracefully walked to a booth and sat.

"I-I'll be back, Jake. There's someone in my section."

Edwards breath-taking green eyes watched me as I walked up to his table.

"What can I get you, mister." My tone filled with seduction.

He looked me up and down. "I want something sweet, what do you recommend?"

I bit my lip. "Well, we do have a special pie today."

Edward leaned closer to me. "Mmm, sounds delicious."

Oh, god it's like deja vu. It's going to be a dream come true. "It is delicious. Very very sweet, you'll like it."

There was a rumble in his chest. Taking my hand, he got up and marched out the door. Oh shit, I might get fired. Okay, sex with vampire or job. Sex with vampire or job...I'm going with the sex. He dragged me to a silver Volvo and opened the back door. I got in the back, he went into the drvier's side. Edward hit the gas and drove deeper into the parking lot, the part covered with forest. Thank you Jacob for wanting to put a diner in the middle of nowhere.

EPOV

Once I made sure no one was around. I was in the back seat and on top of Bella, in the matter of seconds. I crushed my lips to hers, moaning into her mouth. Licking down her neck, I kissed the bite marks I left last night. Her thighs pressed into my sides as I rubbed my erection into her core. A moan slipped her lips.

"Bella, you remeber what you were saying about that special pie?" I asked into her neck.

"Yeah."

Moving my way down her body, I unbuttoned her shorts and pulled them down. Mmm, red see-through thongs. I lifted her legs and placed them on my shoulders. I gripped her panties and she stopped me.

"Don't rip them, they're my favorite."

"I'll buy you new ones."

I tore the fabric from her body. Grabbing her hips roughly, I pulled her delicious pussy closer to my face. I licked up her slit with the flat of my tongue. Jesus-strawberry-licking-Christ! That was fucking tastey. Oh this is going to be fun, I thought as I leaned in to chow down on this "special pie".

BPOV

"Oh fuck! Shit! Edward, ahh!" I couldn't help the screams.

If you had a sexy vampire with his tongue in your vag, making it go like eighty miles per hour, you would be screaming on the top of your lungs too. My hips kept bucking against his face. Then I felt him add a finger. And, oh my fucking fuck, I screamed a scream only dogs can hear. Okay, so that was orgasm number four. Are you going for five, Edward? I got my answer when I felt his lips tugging on my clit. And there goes number five. There was a quiet click sound, his fangs. He snarled and there was a pain/pleasure on my thigh. He flipped us over, swiftly, so that I was straddling his waist. Trickles of red was on the side of his mouth. I leaned and licked the blood from his bottom lip. A growl ripped through his chest and tore open his pants. I pulled him out of his boxers. Holy shit, he was huge. I ran my finger along his length. With a hiss, he clutched my waist placed me on top of his cock. I lowered myself onto him and began to ride slowly.

Edward held my waist tighter. "Faster."

Biting my lip and placing my hands on his chest, I picked up the pace.

He sat up. "Not fast enough."

Pushing me back, Edward placed my legs on his shoulders again. Each thrust pushed me upwards more and more. The strength, causing my legs to shake. He leaned in and bit my collar bone. I crossed my ankles and weaved my fingers through his hair. Yanking on his hair, I saw his eyes roll back.

EPOV

Then, I. Just. Fucking. Lost it. I roared, yes, I fucking roared. I grasped her calves, pushing them forward and there was more strength in my thrusts. Her hands went to the car door, pushing against it to prevent hitting her head.

"Oh god! Yes, yes!" she panted.

My hips went faster, fucking her with my vampire speed. I licked up one of her calves and sunk my fangs into her leg. She moaned blatantly. The whole town probably heard that one. My stomach clenched, I was about to come. Throwing my head back and using the remainder of my strength to thrust into her one last time. I came inside her and collapsed, making sure my weight is on my hands. Bella softly stroked my hair.

"That was..." I started.

"I know." Her voice was a quiet whisper.

I looked up at her. "You should get back to work."

She stretched. "Jacob probably already filled out my pink slip."

I pulled out of her and my body already missed the contact. "I wouldn't want you to get fired. Then I would never get to see you in that outfit again."

Bella rolled her eyes. "Speaking of clothes, you owe me a shopping spree at Victoria Secret."

I smiled. "Of course."

She picked up her shorts from the car floor and pulled them on. "C'mon Fangward, let's go."

"What did you call me?"

Her eyes opened wide as she notice her slip. Aww, Bella, looks so innocent yet so naughty in bed.

"Uh, Edward. I called you Edward."

Shaking my head I got out of the car and opened her door for her. I heard a crunched twig to my right. I looked in the direction of the sound and I saw a little russet colored wolf. Hmm, I didn't know wolves lived in this part of the country. It growled at me and ran off.
I pulled up infront of Black's and Bella pouted. I knew she didn't want to leave, hell, I didn't want her to leave. I leaned over and gave her a small kiss. That made her smile, which caused a smile to appear on my face as well.

"Same time tomorrow?" asked Bella.

I shook my head. "Tomorrow after work, I'll take you on a real date."

"Date? Like a date-date?"

I nodded. She squealed a bit and threw her arms around my neck giving me kiss. A strong passionate, deep kiss. My hands automatically went down to her ass to pull her over, but I stopped my self.

I pulled away from the kiss. "Go to work and I'll be here tomorrow."

With one last kiss, she exited the car. I stared at her peachy ass as she walked away. That alone got me hard.

Cullen, you're screwed.

"I know" I told myself, starting the car and driving off.


A/N: So, what do you think? I personally think it's "eh". But if you think it's and I quote "so effing hot! god damn!" leave a review. Oh, and I need some help people. RobstenDirty has been a busy bee and doesn't take care of me. So if you know any betas or if you have an idea for the story pm me. I pay in sexual favors ;) (just kidding...or am I)