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A/N: Sorry guys, but you know that it would be hard to describe total events of the Skaterbration…. So I skipped a few parts. So… TADA

"NANI! Are you serious? Where's my name?" Kagome eagerly pushed through the crowd to check the finalists for the Skaterbration. We'd like to thank all of the participating contestants for the annual Skaterbration. Unfortunately, we cannot pick each and every one of you because it is clear to see that you all have different skills at different levels. Kagome paused and snickered. Kikyo…

Flashback

Kikyo eagerly got on her pink skateboard. "Listen up all you wanna be skaters," she said over the ledge. "You'll never be as talented or beautiful as m-" she yelped as she accidentally stumbled on her skateboard, rolled all the way down to the bottom, and Kagome could've sworn that she heard some cracking bones. The crowd gave a moan of sympathetic agony. "Shut up! I don't need your pitty!" she almost immediately after she brought out her cell phone, speed dialing a number. "Kikyo H, this is Kikyo A! Come to Itsumo Park NOW! I like broke a nail- no wait!" she stopped and gasped. "I broke two nails!"

The other clone let out a gasp, and then hung up. Within seconds, 25 other Kikyos came with cosmetics and hairspray in their perfectly manicured hands. "Oh dear Ms.Kikyo!" one cried. "Oh dear! Oh dear! I think more damage has been done than just two simple broken nails Ms.Kikyo!" the other one cried. "Oh yes, oh yes indeed." All the others said at once. "Ugh, would you just fix me up?" Kikyo snarled. "Oh yes, of course Ms.Kikyo."

They all surrounded her, puffing on this, dabbing some of that, and making big powder clouds. Once they were done, they all lined up beside their 'ruler' who was now looking like her old slutty self again. "There we go, now let's try again!" Kikyo attempted to get on the stairway to the obstacle again, but was stopped by a body guard. "Excuse me ma'am, I can't allow you to continue at these barbaric actions, you cannot compete under these serious conditions." Kikyo pouted. "What conditions?" she asked. "Yeah!" the clones mimicked.

"The bumps and bruises that your friends over there covered up with your fancy perfumes and cosmetics." Kikyo narrowed her eyes. "Fine, this place is stupid anyways!" she said trying to stand up. "Ooow!" she said as she collapsed on the floor. "I'm sorry miss, the paramedics will take it from here." The bodyguard said calling in two men dressed in white. "Nooo! You can't take me! Lemme go!" she said kicking and screaming as they forced her into the ambulance. "INU-BABE! Help!" she screamed. Inuyasha shuddered. "Slut."

End of Flashback

Kagome continued reading. So, here are the ranks.

Kikyo and Jinyo- Thank you for competing. Please come collect your bronze trophy and $100 shopping spree at the end of this event.

Juyo and Suki- Third place, prize is small silver trophy and $200 shopping spree.

Koga and Ayame- Second place, prize is silver trophy and $500 shopping spree.

So far, the competing team of Inuyasha and Kagome, along with Sesshomaru and Rin are at a tie, there for, all four of you win the competition! Congratulations, please come to my office in the mobile home near the parking.

-Joni, Skaterbration Committee

Kagome jumped up and down. "Eeeek!" she screamed as she hugged Inuyasha. "What?" Inuyasha asked. "You're that excited about winning?" He asked dumbfounded. "No! Us, and your brother and Rin won! That means we both get to go!" she shrieked. "Wait, does that mean that we can bring two friends each?" Kagome thought. "I dunno, I guess so, why?" she asked. "Dunno." Inuyasha replied. "It's just, I really wanna patch things up with my brother… you know to get to know him better." He replied.

Kagome's eyes widened. "Oh that is so sweet!" she said giving him a small kiss. Inuyasha smiled. "Well, I guess we should get going to Joni's mobile home." Inuyasha said taking Kagome's hand. "Yeah, I wonder if Rin and Sesshomaru are already there." Inuyasha shrugged, "I dunno." As the couple walked across the lawn towards the parking lot they could hear loud screams.

"C'mon! A little wrestling won't hurt! Whaddya say?" Rin squealed. Inuyasha and Kagome sweat dropped as they opened the door to see Rin strangling Joni and Sesshomaru trying to pull her off. "Eeek!" Rin squealed as she ran over and hugged the couple. "We're going to the Bahamas! We're going to the Bahamas! Weee!" she sang as she jumped up and down.

Sesshomaru sighed. "Sorry…. I got her some cotton candy….and uh…. I think the sugar is kicking in." Rin giggled. "Aaaw! It was just one bag of cotton candy!" Rin said sticking her red tongue out.

"Ahem," they turned around to see Joni sitting on his desk. "As you all know there was a tie in the Skaterbration, therefore, the committee and I chose to let both of your teams go. Congratulations, thank you for entering, we hope you have a good time." Joni said handing over six tickets. The girls squealed. They ran over and hugged Joni. "We're going to the Bahamas! We're going to the Bahamas!" they sang.

"Hey, thanks man." Inuyasha said shaking Joni's hand. "Eh, no problem! I was a teenager before to you know," he said his voice trailing off.

Flashback

Joni's big, big, BIG fake afro wig flew threw the air. The disco ball's light shone on his disco suit with embedded emeralds on them. "Hey let's dance foxy," he said taking his date's hand. "You got it boss! Let's get down!" she said. They both went to the dance floor and started getting "funky". "Hey boss," the girl said. "You mind getting me a cup of punch?" she asked. "Anything for you foxylicious." Joni walked towards the punch bowl. He walked with the two glasses of punch and headed for his date who was sitting on a table. He stopped when he heard drunken laughter. "You…you're funny!" one guy said. "Are…are you saying I'm gay!" the other asked. They both drunkenly laughed again. "Hey buddies, mind moving?" he asked. "Hey…are you saying I'm fat?" the second one asked. "NO!" he yelled. "Hey whatever man!" he said pushing Joni. "Aaah!" he screamed as he spilled punch on his date. "Hmph," she hissed.

End of Flashback

Joni shook his head. "Anyways, enjoy and have a good life, now get outta here before I call security!" he laughed. "Nah, I'm joking." The teens walked out. "Well, I guess this is it!" Kagome sighed. "Yup, now hand over the tickets!" Inuyasha hollered. "I got the perfect four people to invite!" Sesshomaru sighed. "Little brother, don't you remember that there are only six tickets, so you can only invite two people." Inuyasha 'fehed' . "Fine, Sango and Miroku it is."

A/N: Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn!