A/N: Yeah, I'm utterly addicted to writing these now. I'm going to look into getting therapy soon, I promise. This is a two-for-one special. And in my defense, I live in the part of the South that got a huge (by our standards) snowstorm so I won't be going anywhere for a few days. Which means there may be more of these on the way. I apologize if you feel bombarded by my submissions. I guess you can always un-alert my stories if you need to! Anyway, I hope you enjoy. These are short, and hopefully funny!
26 Questions Bones Wishes He Never Had to Ask Jim
Aren't you concerned that Starfleet will have your ass in a sling if you disobey every order they give you?
Because you can is the reason you decided to try underwater spear fishing?
Can't you at least pretend you're surprised that I was right about eating those innocent looking flowers?
Doesn't it occur to you that I have better things to do than patch you up one more time?
Ever heard of better safe than sorry?
For the last time can you please remember that you are not immortal?
Good God man how many of those did you drink?
Happy?
I'm guessing you have a really good explanation for that particular rash?
Just because Spock said it was okay?
Kumquats did what to you?
Listen to your doctor much?
My God man how many times do I have to tell you I'm a doctor not a sex therapist?
Not again?
Oh no you did not?
Position of the day?
Questions will not be tolerated - orly???
Repeat that one more time - slowly?
Stupid isn't an adequate diagnosis??
Taking off your clothes is too much to ask for this exam?
Underwear?
Victory includes a broken arm and a fractured nose?
Why?
X-rays revealed what?
Your what hurts?
Zipping up did that?
26 Questions Jim Asked Spock Before, During and/or After
Aren't you glad I finally admitted I love you?
Bones told you to tell me that?
Can't you see how much I hate it when you go on away missions without me?
Doesn't it seem like longer than 6 months that we've been in love?
Either one of those ideas appeal to you?
Faster?
Got any more ideas you would like to try?
How did you say this is supposed work?
I did what to you?
Just one more minute?
Kissing doesn't get any better than this does it?
Listening to me sleep makes you want to wake me up?
More?
Nobody ever did that to you before?
Only I can make you feel that way?
Please?
Quick and dirty or slow and dirty?
Research told you that?
Spock?
That was your first time?
Until the stars go out?
Variety is the spice of life, right?
We'll try that again soon?
Xenobiology said we can do that?
Yes you are now or yes you can be ready soon?
Zebras make you think of having sex with me?